Aliens have landed

[Coin]

My gran makes a great sunday roast!

Other than that... Hmm, reality TV show?

we are not interested in your cuisine nor entertainment

"Hey, Aliens... ever played the X-Com, UFO - Enemy Unknown" series?"
"No?"
"Bad luck... because I tell you what we do: We will fight you and get our hands on your tech, then we will reverse engineer your tech and ships and finally your planet will burn."
"Want that? No? Good"
"Now giiive tech!"

all the more reason to eradicate you now.

Hehh, that's what you tell yourself. You might be super advanced technologically, but you seem to lack advanced self-awareness. I don't believe you do not care for violence. Otherwise you'd just take the stuff you need, and leave us be.

If I were you, I'd seriously consider a stay. Try drugs, parties, games, maybe sports. Local recreational activities may lead you realizations that you never even expected.

Well, the thing is, we have to know if they are more friendly than we humans are... Remember how the spanish people exterminated the indians mercilessly?

If they got here, they'e more advanced than us.

I'd show them some music and dance and show them what fascinating createures we are, and give them an idea what are we are willing to do to cooperate with them, and what they should not do or we will do stuff that they won't like. I'd try make sure to appear reasonable and friendly and not a threat at all, but a great source of entertainment.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HpkmtweNQ-U

You can forget trying any sort of confrontation until we find a way to nuke their homeworld.

your attempts at entertainment are as baffling to us. take this justin bieber for example.... and dump him out of an airlock

We nearly stripped it all out already.

au contraire

Get Jeff Goldblum and Will Smith to fly some dodgy half broken ship and dock on their mother ship, upload Discovery freelancer 4.86 beta release, set off a nuke and problem solved.

i lol'd at 86 beta... but the aliens have seen that movie too, and are on the look out for will smith.

"Have a beer."

we are not interested in your narcotics.

I'd tell them to take a gander at hour history. Easier to get our resources by working with us, than turning us into desparate roaches. We tend to do very very unpredictable and very violent things when we're desperate for our survival.

mankind does not fight. it brawls. you slaughter your own defenseless citizens and call it collateral damage. you wound and kill your own soldiers and call it 'friendly fire'. we are unconcerned by your military 'prowess'

Play any NSYNC or Justin Beiber song on every radio in the world. Loop it.

They'll get back in their ships and GTFO.

Ah, it appears we have blundered. perhaps they find this bieber character irritating, and we should not have subjected him to explosive decompression

Why did they come to Earth?

If it's for our resources, we'd be good worker bees.

That's about the only thing we could do - work for them, under them.

There's 7 billion of us, that's a lot of labour.

we came to earth for resources, but your efforts as slave-labour are not required

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[camsarria]

Any alien race capable of reaching us, would have enough technology to be independent , and self suficient, so there wouldnt be any need to be hostile, worst case scenario would happen the same way it would happen if you stepped over a ant mound by accident.

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[Daedric]

mankind does not fight. it brawls. you slaughter your own defenseless citizens and call it collateral damage. you wound and kill your own soldiers and call it 'friendly fire'. we are unconcerned by your military 'prowess'

Aliens truly are ignorant that or they can't use the internet.

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[SparkyRailgun]

I'm starting to get the feeling these aliens are really just humans in disguise.

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If they want our resources and don't want us as labourers, we've no future.
No reason for them to keep us around, so we'd all be killed.
That simples.

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[Troubadour]

we came to earth for resources, but your efforts as slave-labour are not required

Then humanity is left with but one hope:

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3ad2z_...pray_music

[dodike]

I would infect their mothership with a computer virus and recruit drunk cropping plane pilot to fly a jet fighter and burn the buggers in the sky.

[Jeremy Hunter]

Play any NSYNC or Justin Beiber song on every radio in the world. Loop it.

They'll get back in their ships and GTFO.

My thoughts exactly.

I REMEMBER THAT FROM SOMEWHERE

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Scarlet Johansson
Zooey Deschanel
Tricia Helfer
Elisha Cuthbert
Yvonne Strahovski
Oliva Wilde
Odette Annable

scream their names, in no particular order.

xD

Aliens truly are ignorant that or they can't use the internet.

I agree.


I too would tell them to look at history. You can only put down so many rebellions before they get right up and start beating the living crap out of you. Destroying us wouldn't work. Humanity is like cockroaches: We keep coming back.

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