' Wrote:[color=#FFFFFF]Seth, offering dating/pick up advice to Disco is like trying to teach a monkey how to assemble an atomic bomb using a pair of pliers and a roll of duct tape.
With enough monkeys, statistically one of them will eventually build that bomb;)
' Wrote:[color=#FFFFFF]Yeah well statistically 7/10 of the smokers die, the rest obviously become immortal
Noooooo.
If 7 of 10 smokers die, nowhere does that state the remaining 3 are not dead. It simply implies that they are not what the first 7 are; not dead. One can be both not-dead from smoking and mortal, and not-dead from smoking and immortal. This data does not specify the mortality of the individuals, only whether or not they die from smoking.
Edit: Bear in mind that the time required for said monkey to complete that feat is astronomically long... longer than the age of the universe by a very large margin.
' Wrote:Strangely enough, this is not the first time I have been called a sex guru on these forums, while I must take my hat off to the long term married men of the community. THAT takes skill.
Let's see - been married now for a total of 24 years, albeit not to the same woman. 3 years, 8 years, and this year will be our 13th anniverary.
' Wrote:4. The 'I'm English don't you know?' move. Note: Only works in North America.
Speak to a North American girl in a thick English accent. Get laid.
Irish worked for me. County Claire, don'cha know? (Not for me faking it - that's where my wife is from.
(11-21-2013, 12:53 PM)Jihadjoe Wrote: Oh god... The end of days... Agmen agreed with me.