So um official new stalker?

[Slavik]

Sorry, but you deserved every ounce of all the ribbing you got for posting this story in flood in the 1st place.:P

To be fair, I'll even throw this out there & open myself up to some ridicule: I spent years in the 'friend trap' because I was a wuss about a girl that I was crazy for. she was my best friend & I was convinced that making a move on her would ruin ruin it all. During that time, my regular booty calls were 2 complete needy psychos, 2 cute girls, 1 fugly one, 1 fat chick (never underestimate the fat chicks, they appreciate being appreciated & tend to prove it) and I swear to god, a chick that was Bull-D. gay and could totally kick my ass if she wanted to, but liked to get even w/ her girlfriend after arguments by cheating on her with straight guys.

Anyhoo, I didn't escape the friend trap with the girl I really wanted until I got off my ass, grew a pair & kissed her on a whim...at which point she said, "It's about goddamn time, ya pansy!"

Point is, so what if you like to think you have a few psychos watching you from the shadows? It ain't unique to just you & they get horny just like everyone else. Just don't ever take 'em to meet mom, don't give em your primary e-mail & never, ever invite them to roleplay with bondage gear

Time to hop on the bandwagon, Burg is right. I saw you like to make girls laugh, great way to get near em....(oh god did that make me sound like a psycho).

I was also stuck in the Friends corner for ages and blew it, tried something similar and nearly got castrated. Heck, I was in the spot several times and all times it went sour... Buhhht after that I had a Psycho. Luckily it made me start to think. I'm now happily togheter with my Girlfriend for 2,5 years now.

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[schlurbi]

This Thread smells of Pussy :|

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"Who is it doing this synthetic type of alpha beta psychedelic funkin'?"

[Captain]

you said?

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[Slavik]

awh! CUTE!

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[r3vange]

[color=#FFFFFF]Starting to look like the Jeremy Kyle show here

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[Bootsiuv]

Penis.

Does that help bring it back in balance?

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[AndrzejB]

I'll even throw this out there & open myself up to some ridicule: I spent years in the 'friend trap' because I was a wuss about a girl that I was crazy for.

Ridicule? Come on. Everyone acts in similar fashion at least once in a life.

SLAY THAT DRAGON!

Is that how you call it? ;-)

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[...] Outcasts get sniffy [...]

Bloody foreigners.

[Zynth]

Who can I trust? Disco or College Girls?

Wait. There's a difference?

Difficult choice indeed. I suggest neither.

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[Slavik]

I'd go with Disco.... coz we are awesome... or atleast marburg is

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[SparkyRailgun]

Best part of this thread were Marburg's and Mike's posts.
The rest were just sort of a means to the end of getting to the good stuff.

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