I can haz skype

[Petitioner]

[3:53:41 AM] Otakie <3 Meoshi: wow i have been in gmg for 3 years
[3:53:59 AM] Duncanstahn: I've been pooping without diapers for 3 years.
[3:54:15 AM] Otakie <3 Meoshi: what r u 10?
[3:54:19 AM] kaıwяeñ☆☭: I've been fapping for three years.
[3:54:20 AM] Duncanstahn: 32
[3:54:44 AM] Otakie <3 Meoshi: wow you guys really r lolwuts

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Recruitment | Task Force Prometheus | ICN FIRESTORM

[Osilon]

[5:20:01 PM] Curt Remmert (Nestel): Really? I ended up with:
[5:20:12 PM] Curt Remmert (Nestel): I'€™ve been fapping to pony-porn for years, but I will never tolerate gay-porn. The men'€™s faces are disgusting. I can tolerate shota-porn though, kids'€™ faces aren'€™t that bad.
[5:20:16 PM] Curt Remmert (Nestel): So....I dunno man....
[5:20:22 PM] Curt Remmert (Nestel): Googles now totally not my freind

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A million dollars isn't cool. You know what is cool? A basilisk.

[Petitioner]

From a voice call:

Kurosaur: You have no cargo on a cap8 hacker gunship
Alec_Mason/Alberto: You don't need any cargo, you just need bluemessage, bluemessage takes no cargo!!!

and later

Alec_Mason/Alberto: What's RP?!?!

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Recruitment | Task Force Prometheus | ICN FIRESTORM

[Total.Absolution]

Pilgrim (Ian) has changed the conversation topic to "Aoi Iseijin |BUCKEBOSS IS KING ALL HAIL BUCKEBOSS AND FEAR THE NOMQUISITION, SHOW YEER TENTACLES AND PROVE YOUR LOYALTY!"

Danny HF 8-| removed hungarian.coffee.warlords from this conversation.

Danny HF 8-| removed zoners from this conversation.

Danny HF 8-| removed dab from this conversation.

[6/29/2011 10:48:37 AM] *** Justin Hopkins added serbians ***
[6/29/2011 10:48:39 AM] *** Justin Hopkins added more.serbians ***
[6/29/2011 10:48:42 AM] Charos Nº2: (rofl)
[6/29/2011 10:48:44 AM] *** Justin Hopkins added lots.of.serbians ***
[6/29/2011 10:48:47 AM] *** Charos Nº2 removed lots.of.serbians from this conversation. ***
[6/29/2011 10:48:49 AM] *** Danny HF 8-| removed serbians from this conversation. ***
[6/29/2011 10:48:49 AM] *** Charos Nº2 removed more.serbians from this conversation. ***
[6/29/2011 10:48:49 AM] *** Justin Hopkins added a.****load.of.serbians ***
[6/29/2011 10:48:53 AM] *** Charos Nº2 removed a.****load.of.serbians from this conversation. ***

[6/29/2011 10:55:55 AM] *** Justin Hopkins added serbia ***
[6/29/2011 10:56:00 AM] *** serbia can't be added until they accept your contact request. ***

[6/29/2011 11:11:56 AM] *** Justin Hopkins added the.serbian.special.forces ***
[6/29/2011 11:11:58 AM] Titouan (Enoch): Dannt even
[6/29/2011 11:12:00 AM] Titouan (Enoch): OMG
[6/29/2011 11:12:02 AM] Justin Hopkins: OH GOD THEY'RE GOING TO KILL ME
[6/29/2011 11:12:03 AM] Titouan (Enoch): NOT THEM
[6/29/2011 11:12:04 AM] Justin Hopkins: OH GOD **** **** ****
[6/29/2011 11:12:10 AM] Titouan (Enoch): THEYRE TOO GOOD FOR US
[6/29/2011 11:12:12 AM] *** Danny HF 8-| removed the.serbian.special.forces from this conversation. ***

[NixOlympica]

[16:24:01] Nox <3: its not teh size of the tool but how you use it
[16:24:02] Soul Reaper: I have one too

[Total.Absolution]

[2:33:35 PM] drown_in_betrayal: Yeah? I thought it was just me sucking again

[Serpentis]

[02:56:02] The Doc (D.Jameson): You're more intelligent than those sheep.
[02:56:17] The Doc (D.Jameson): You create your own opinions based on facts, not fiction.
:ylove:

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Abadan and the Arcadia | Sergei, The lost | Feedback Thread

[Miaou]

[10:17:18 PM] Chetster (Phil): Cybering you know..
[10:17:19 PM] Chetster (Phil): Makes wonders.



[10:28:14 PM] kaıwяeñ☆☭: scat fetish or what?
[10:28:21 PM] Killer Rose: They're fun

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Characters & Stories

[Mao]

[2:09:04 PM] ktstgt (lou): Mao, enjoy your holidays, and don't get bitten by a vampire
[2:09:54 PM] Mao: Well... if the vampire is Rayne from Blood Rayne, why not?
[2:10:34 PM] Mao: I mean... http://theangrygoblins.com/wp-content/uplo...odRayne_2-e.jpg
[2:10:38 PM] ktstgt (lou): Heh, okay ....
[2:10:41 PM] Mao: (happy)
[2:11:11 PM] Nick (Hades): I'll take two bites, please
[2:11:15 PM] Nick (Hades): With a side of blood
[2:11:56 PM] Mao::D
[2:13:22 PM] Mao: Sorry, nick, we're out of Raynes. Only this remained for you: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/ro/t...dwardCullen.jpg
[2:13:30 PM] Nick (Hades): eh
[2:13:33 PM] Nick (Hades): at least its a woman still
[2:13:38 PM] Mao: (rofl)
[2:14:04 PM] ktstgt (lou): [2:13 PM] Nick (Hades):

<<< at least its a woman still:D
[2:14:12 PM] ktstgt (lou): nice, just nice

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[elrica]

guess the typo xD

Code:

Anon: a duck?
Anon: wait a seck
Anon: goose is a d*ck
Anon: i am not wrong right :D

Anon: the  white ones
Ankh: Anon: <<< goose is a d*ck xD
Anon: or the other brow
Anon: ops :D
Anon: that I consider as epic fail :D
Ankh: it's a big white duck yes
...
Anon: I read about ducks and write donw d*cks...
Anon: tthis is wrong..
Ankh: duck fetish? xD
Ankh quacks suggestively