I can haz skype

[Silver]

[03:29:28] Chris "BaconSoda" Kot: Bacon is good. On everything that's not bacon.
[03:29:34] Corey (Gheis): Where was I supposed to go with that?
[03:29:52] V.Cross: A bacon on bacon with bacon samwhich.
[03:30:09] Corey (Gheis): I think I just bacongasmed
[03:30:37] Chris "BaconSoda" Kot: I think yes or no or some derivative of the two of those was really too hard for us

Ye.
Talking about bacon does that.

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[8:32:45 PM] Dusty Lens: Oh no, let me get that. Hello? Oh it's my grandma. She says to be roleplay.
[12:12:00] Traxit: this is smut stop

[BaconSoda]

Although, I must say, I never had a rude customer in any of the calls i took for shop.nhl.com during the six months I worked for GSI
[12:14:37 AM] Corey (Gheis): At least none that stand out
[12:15:13 AM | Edited 12:15:22 AM] Corey (Gheis): My favorite was an NFL customer who I cancelled his order like he wanted me to, then told me he didn't want his order cancelled after I'd already done it and then said he was going to write an angry post about me on his blog
[12:15:44 AM] Corey (Gheis): I was honored
[12:15:55 AM] Corey (Gheis): I'd never been in an angry blog post before

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[8:32:45 PM] Dusty Lens: Oh no, let me get that. Hello? Oh it's my grandma. She says to be roleplay.
[12:49:19 AM] Elgatodiablo: You know its nice that you have all that proof and all, Bacon... but I just don't believe you.

[Omicron]

[21:40:32] Prarabdh Thakur: your tralala!
[21:40:57] Coldzero: [22:40] ☆ҳ̸̲Ҳ̸ҳLord'€ Illidanҳ̸̲Ҳ̸ҳ☆:

<<< coldie
I am your teacher
you nub!
your sensei!In a sense you are still but I can beat you if I want to
[21:41:06] Michał Golański: ONOZ! YOU TOUCHED ROD'S TRALALALA!
[21:41:11] Michał Golański: WE ARE DOOOMED
[21:41:11] ☆ҳ̸̲Ҳ̸ҳLord'€ Illidanҳ̸̲Ҳ̸ҳ☆: yeah:D
[21:41:15] Michał Golański: WE GONNA DIE
[21:41:19] ☆ҳ̸̲Ҳ̸ҳLord'€ Illidanҳ̸̲Ҳ̸ҳ☆: I give you motivation to fight:D
[21:41:21] Charos Nº2 ♂♀: Did you just touched my tralala?
[21:41:21] Michał Golański: HE CAME HERE FOR SOME FUN
[21:41:26] Prarabdh Thakur: DEEP IN THE NIGHT

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[Petitioner]

[7/5/2011 10:15:43 PM] Mr. Sheanihan/Darth Bindo: ARRRGHH NO THE DREADED GREY ROTATING CIRCLE OF DISCONNECT.

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Recruitment | Task Force Prometheus | ICN FIRESTORM

[Glis]

[5:42:51 AM] Metano: Dude...
[5:42:56 AM] Metano: What century are you in?
[5:42:58 AM] Chetster (Phil): Weeks ago:D
[5:43:01 AM] Metano: 18th?
[5:43:02 AM] Metano: >.>
[5:43:03 AM] Chetster (Phil): Hes from US.
[5:43:04 AM] Metano: God
[5:43:08 AM] Metano: Ohhh
[5:43:10 AM] Metano: That explains
[5:43:10 AM] Chetster (Phil): 'Nuff said.
[5:43:14 AM] Chetster (Phil): (rofl)
[5:43:17 AM] Chetster (Phil): Chetster (Phil) high fives Metano
[5:43:24 AM] ExLibrisMortis (James): Hey, been working the past 2 weeks
[5:43:25 AM] ExLibrisMortis (James): stfu
[5:43:26 AM] ExLibrisMortis (James)::P
[5:43:26 AM] Metano: Metano high fives
[5:43:33 AM] Chetster (Phil): Whatev James.
[5:43:36 AM | Edited 5:43:38 AM] Metano: US... Work? LOL?
[5:43:40 AM] Chetster (Phil): (rofl)

Edit:

[5:46:44 AM] ExLibrisMortis (James): I have boobs, yes

[5:50:44 AM] Metano: Man boobs are awesome

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[Linkus]

[20:44:06] ☆ҳ̸̲Ҳ̸ҳLord'€ Illidanҳ̸̲Ҳ̸ҳ☆: Now you will pay! The dark lord will make you pay for this!
[20:44:20] ☆ҳ̸̲Ҳ̸ҳLord'€ Illidanҳ̸̲Ҳ̸ҳ☆: ☆ҳ̸̲Ҳ̸ҳLord'€ Illidanҳ̸̲Ҳ̸ҳ☆ Throws linkus from the window and fats into the shadows
[20:50:45] Pingu!: [20:42] ☆ҳ̸̲Ҳ̸ҳLord'€ Illidanҳ̸̲Ҳ̸ҳ☆:

<<< fats farts
[20:55:07] ☆ҳ̸̲Ҳ̸ҳLord'€ Illidanҳ̸̲Ҳ̸ҳ☆: I wanted to say
[20:55:09] ☆ҳ̸̲Ҳ̸ҳLord'€ Illidanҳ̸̲Ҳ̸ҳ☆: fades:D
[20:55:30] Pingu!: farts.
[20:55:32] Linkus::D
[20:55:33] Pingu!: don't lie
[20:55:42] Pingu!: you tried to kill all those poor bastards from shadows (bandit)

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Facilitating the rise of robotics since 0 A.D.

[Daedric]

PenPen describing how managing a faction he calls lolwut goes:

PenPen: Recruit 1 breathe in!
PenPen: Recruit 2 breathe in!
PenPen: Recruit 1 breathe out!
PenPen: Recruit 2 breathe out!
Recruit 3 collapses
PenPen: FUDGE WE LOST JIMMY!

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[Glis]

SeЯpentis | Victor walks in..
Chetster (Phil) shuns Vic
ExLibrisMortis (James) ejects!

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[jakub963]

[12:32:48] Justin Harrison (Williams): I enjoy being a sterotype leave me alone. Besideds I am not that sterotypical....i stirred my tea with a fork yesterday


Justin is Bretonian... Err... i mean... from Great Britain

Edit:
[12:36:28] Justin Harrison (Williams): Why are you copying our words and posting them on Forums

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[Omicron]

[13:47:07] thediscoaffair: Ilya isn't in the fleet
[13:47:10] thediscoaffair: kick him
[13:47:23] *** Ilya (sly-beetle) wyprosił(a) Disco z tej konwersacji. ***
[13:47:26] Ilya (sly-beetle): kick YOU
[13:47:32] Ilya (sly-beetle): (smoking)
[13:47:37] Michał Golański: IN SOVIET ORDER, EX-MEMBERS KICK YOU

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