[02:59:46] Mathias: Come gather around children,
its high time ye learned
about a hero named Mathias
and a devil named Patrician
We'll march till we drop
the girls and the fella's
we'll fight till the death
or else fold like umbrella's
so we'll march day and night
near the big orange Tower
They have the planet
but we have the power
(my supreme sirian overlord song)
[13:01:32] Christian Constantine: Eh Sorry Patrician but I liked that movie as well
[13:01:36] Christian Constantine: No big difference..
[13:01:56] Christian Constantine: I saw around 10 movies with Arnie
[13:01:56] Patrician: ERASER?! The one with Arnold?!
[13:01:58] Christian Constantine: sure
[13:02:04] Christian Constantine: has some cool scenes in it
[13:02:04] Christian Constantine::)
[13:02:27] Patrician: My poop has corn in it but that doesnt mean I save it. Its crap
[13:02:44] Patrician: But to each his own, I suppose
[13:03:13] Mihai (Varok): [13:02] Patrician:
<<< My poop has corn in it but that doesnt mean I save it
That...was... really sick.
[13:03:30] Patrician: It just took you so long to type that becuase now youre fa$%ng
[13:03:39] Mihai (Varok): I have a friend that once took a picture of his s$#%.
[13:03:45] Patrician: Why?
[13:03:45] Mihai (Varok): You know what I did to him?!
[13:04:08] Patrician: Dipped it in plastic and gave it to him on Christmas as a paperweight?
[13:04:15] Mihai (Varok): Nothing!
[13:05:08] Mihai (Varok): I wanted to go eat a snack, but now I don't have the mood for eating.
[13:05:15] Mihai (Varok): You sick, s$%^ lover.
[13:05:56] Patrician: Started to type, then remembered you bastards ICHS.
[13:06:17] Mihai (Varok): Thanks for remembering me of ICHS.
[19:23:36] Prarabdh Thakur: This lass came to my place last night, "You up for some role play action, hun?" She asked with a wink
"Not really," I replied
"Oh, come on. We can act out ANY scene, from ANY film you want."
......
Walking over to her with a huge smile on my face, I noticed her expression changed. She had realised her mistake, however it was too late. Where I had previously seen arousal in her eyes, I now saw only blind terror.
As I shouted "THIS... IS... SPARTA!" & kicked her down the stairs
[19:23:40] Arky Sparky: ffs rod
[19:26:32] Mario ╭∩╮(^︿^)╭∩╮: fail
[11:31:14] Arky Sparky: urgh -.- commys
[11:31:34] Tomtomrawr: Commies. 8-|
[11:31:53] Arky Sparky: -.- want me to chop your ears off?
[11:32:11] Tomtomrawr: I don't mind. I don't need them to read Skype messages. 8-|
[11:32:21] Arky Sparky: fufufufu
[17:45:39] Wolfs Ghost (Murphy): Tom, you have problems. Go kill yourself.
[19:25:12] Johnny (Jam): Tomtom, I will beat you with a spoon.
[14:22:56] Prarabdh Thakur: KILL HIM WITH A SHEEP.
[17:40:48] Eagle (Junes): Tom should be slapped with a spoon.
[11:32:18] Warspite: Thank you for being so awesome Tom. <3
[18:17:36] Metano: I love you tomtom
[20:06:24] Warspite: I will seriously give you epic head.
' Wrote:Edit: also, Tomtomrawr, fappin' like a boss.
[11:16:50 PM] Duncanstahn: Hey Dab. If you had a tail light right now it would be broken. 5 mil fine or a date with the princess.
[11:17:02 PM] V.Cross: Wait
[11:17:05 PM] Dabbykins: 1.1.3 - Any mention of Frog Legs or Baguettes by non-Gallics is punishable by death.
[11:17:08 PM] V.Cross: You want to date Aureila?
[11:17:13 PM] Harrison Irwin (Irwin the Boognish): We'll include a law that has a minimum and maximum fine amount.
[11:17:22 PM] Harrison Irwin (Irwin the Boognish): And then exceptions on it.
[11:17:22 PM] Duncanstahn: Yes.
[11:17:26 PM] Harrison Irwin (Irwin the Boognish): For special cargos etc.
[11:17:30 PM] Duncanstahn: Well.
[11:17:31 PM] crowtbrobot: I CENSORED the princess and got away with it is a pretty good bumper sticker for your serval.
[11:17:32 PM] Duncanstahn: Oui.
[11:17:38 PM] V.Cross: LOL
[7:20:46 PM] redirion: woa jack bauer, almost 8 million credits for small arms weapon testing purposes? nice nice..
[7:21:51 PM] Jordan Clark (Haphestus): ah yes our new "lawmaker" side arms
[7:26:17 PM] Jordan Clark (Haphestus): ill take 1 Plashammer, 2 Terminator Assualt Rifles, and 1 Gatebuster
[7:28:22 PM] Jordan Clark (Haphestus): and there just for my partroller
[7:29:25 PM] Christian: We're tight on cash so we're gonna sell off the current weapons on your libbys, and tape these to them. If you want to shoot you have to pull on the strings that will be in your cockpit.
[7:29:59 PM] Jordan Clark (Haphestus): im willing to make a donation to the LPI coffers, for a promotion of course
[7:30:24 PM] Christian: Also when you run out of ammo you'll have to physically climb out of your cockpit and put a fresh mag in.
[7:31:48 PM] Jordan Clark (Haphestus): so christian how much would a 15 mill donation get me?
[7:32:35 PM] Christian: I'll get the engineers to replace the string with buttons.
[7:32:39 PM] Christian: Just for you.
[7:32:45 PM] Jordan Clark (Haphestus): :|
[7:32:48 PM] redirion: hm
[7:33:19 PM] Jordan Clark (Haphestus): strap the engineers to the fins of my libby, get them to replace the mag
[7:33:32 PM] Christian: Done.
[7:35:20 PM] Jordan Clark (Haphestus): it isnt a bribe if it helps
[7:35:29 PM] Jordan Clark (Haphestus): its a "donation"
[7:38:54 PM] Audun V.N. (Space): [7:29 PM] Christian:
<<< We're tight on cash so we're gonna sell off the current weapons on your libbys, and tape these to them. If you want to shoot you have to pull on the strings that will be in your cockpit.
Duct tape and handguns.
[7:39:07 PM] Christian: The Xenos would be jealous.
[10:10:28 AM] Josh (Dejavu): Bauer is legendary to the LPI, I joined because I wanted to be that epic.
[19:52:49] Rubber Duck: (shake) i iz not miner.
[19:52:53] Rubber Duck: i haz no mining ship.
[19:53:00] Johnny (Jam): Johnny (Jam) hazzed one.
[19:53:13] Eagle (Junes): [19:53] Johnny (Jam):
<<< hazzed Nice one. (rofl)
[19:53:25] Johnny (Jam): Past tense of "haz", what do you want?
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