I can haz skype

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[8:49:24 PM] Duncanstahn: But ONLY if I get stuffs
[8:49:52 PM] vıяus: wat stuff.
[8:50:01 PM] Duncanstahn: The cool type of stuff
[8:50:11 PM] vıяus: GC whores ?
[8:50:13 PM] vıяus: nope
[8:50:16 PM] vıяus: those are mine
[8:50:17 PM] vıяus: soru
[8:50:25 PM] Duncanstahn: No, I don't want space herpes.


trololololol.

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Power does not corrupt. Fear corrupts... perhaps the fear of a loss of power.

[Marburg]

[9:14:51 PM] David Vaillant: Hey Kev, what's that religion that was a mockery of others?
[9:15:00 PM] David Vaillant: thing you showed me for which you had to pay for membership
[9:15:07 PM] Kevin (Marburg): christianity?
[9:15:36 PM] David Vaillant::D
[9:16:02 PM] Kevin (Marburg): I was sweating that joke there for a second
[9:16:09 PM] Kevin (Marburg): whew!
[9:16:59 PM] Kevin (Marburg): so, dave, how you doin' on the middle east?
[9:17:26 PM] David Vaillant: on the er what?
[9:17:31 PM] David Vaillant: that's Zelot who's down there
[9:18:19 PM] Kevin (Marburg): shhhhh!! now that he's away we can encroach on his Adminny decrees!
[9:18:55 PM] Kevin (Marburg): he has ears y'know
[9:19:02 PM] Kevin (Marburg): like a bat
[9:19:24 PM] Kevin (Marburg): A big jewish globetrottin' bat

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[Kettle]

[7:06:38 PM] Almighty Kettle Sensei: you wanna see tits?
[7:06:48 PM] Coldzero: Are they nice?
[7:07:21 PM] Almighty Kettle Sensei: oh yes
[7:07:22 PM] Coldzero: ((rofl))
[7:07:33 PM] Soul Reaper: olol
[7:07:34 PM] Soul Reaper: cold
[7:07:37 PM] Almighty Kettle Sensei: you wanna fap to them fappie?
[7:07:46 PM] Coldzero: YES
[7:16:24 PM] Almighty Kettle Sensei: Oh baby its okay you can look but dont touch

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[majoj]

WE R SUPERIOR (science says so)
[15:44:26] majoj(Raoul.Duke): tell me one thing vlko
[15:44:37] majoj(Raoul.Duke): why do we have the sexiest chicks in the world?
[15:44:38] majoj(Raoul.Duke): http://vimeo.com/26098966
[15:52:40] martin 'vlko' vlk - ze minegod: it is a commonly known fat, that when a lady enters the room, all the horny bastards get a boner and try to infect her with their own virus. not ANYONE ELSE's virus, THEIR VIRUS
[15:52:57] martin 'vlko' vlk - ze minegod: these miniature life forms are at later stages know as 'children'
[15:53:28] martin 'vlko' vlk - ze minegod: but you should have been talking to your parents about that and im not going to explain that to you. what i WILL explain, is why are local chicks so hot.
[15:54:37] martin 'vlko' vlk - ze minegod: again, when a male specimen sees a nice looking female specimen, he wishes, for the sake of the argument i will use a rather interesting term commonly popular these days -

to **** her till her ears bleed
[15:56:54] martin 'vlko' vlk - ze minegod: yes. however, since we are not in the middle ages anymore and rape is not a god-given right to man as it used to be (btw shame on you, religion and you dogma-induced morality), the female also has the right to say 'Not at all dear sir, I wish not to have a series of couch-o-lympics with you.' In other words - 'NO U' - In other words - 'NO, bro U go **** yo' hand'
[15:57:40] martin 'vlko' vlk - ze minegod: so where were we - ah yes, the interestingly well-developed looks of local women, yes.
[15:58:25] majoj(Raoul.Duke): be aware that my brain borders the meltdown point now
[15:58:31] martin 'vlko' vlk - ze minegod: yes
[15:58:39] martin 'vlko' vlk - ze minegod: martin 'vlko' vlk - ze minegod offers ice
[15:58:49] martin 'vlko' vlk - ze minegod: martin 'vlko' vlk - ze minegod continues
[16:00:34] martin 'vlko' vlk - ze minegod: as you surely know, our little state was a cultural and genetical mixer for quite some time. and basing this theory on pure darwinism - i will put it simply:

nice slavics hump nice francs, their kids hump nice hungarians, their kids hump nice austrians, etc etc
[16:01:19] martin 'vlko' vlk - ze minegod: therefore, having a mix of ****all cultures here, while nobody gave a **** about their origin, we were blessed with a gene pool or purtyness
[16:01:23] Kidney for sale: And where did you put the not-nice ones?
[16:01:25] martin 'vlko' vlk - ze minegod: at females, at least
[16:01:29] martin 'vlko' vlk - ze minegod: they fall of
[16:01:31] martin 'vlko' vlk - ze minegod: the lions ate them
[16:01:34] martin 'vlko' vlk - ze minegod: (smoking)
[16:01:37] Kidney for sale: Aha (smoking)
[16:01:42] martin 'vlko' vlk - ze minegod: so
[16:01:46] martin 'vlko' vlk - ze minegod: back to the narration
[16:01:50] martin 'vlko' vlk - ze minegod: eerm
[16:01:56] martin 'vlko' vlk - ze minegod: yes - gene pool of purty
[16:02:06] majoj(Raoul.Duke): this **** is pure skype gold
[16:03:46] Kidney for sale: Remember, purtyness is in the eye of the stalker.
[16:03:53] martin 'vlko' vlk - ze minegod: unlike the united kingdom, where except for a few individuals (usually immigrants) everybody looks like **** due to same and same genes mixing around for 2000 years
[16:04:12] martin 'vlko' vlk - ze minegod: no offence to anyone intended
[16:04:14] martin 'vlko' vlk - ze minegod: (smoking)

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[Anonymous User]

[17:38:00] Mario (Anonymous User): dane and jeni wantz hathor... eh?:D
[17:40:28] Dane Summers (LJS): yes
[17:40:44] Dane Summers (LJS): gief hathor plox
[18:11:27] Mario (Anonymous User)::D
[18:11:32] Mario (Anonymous User): but whut i get foar?
[18:11:47] Mario (Anonymous User): or better.. whut does loldur get:P
[18:11:56 | Bearbeitet 18:12:03] Pyromaniac: they get a hug
[18:17:07] Jeni Walker: (hug) :* (hug)
[18:17:17] Jeni Walker: two hugs and a kiss, now giv hathor plz?
[18:17:19] Jeni Walker::P
[18:19:10] Mario (Anonymous User): your RP char is homo? I'm goin to allow ya.. and mah char is female
[18:19:30] Mario (Anonymous User): Caja: "you get hathor..... if we make lesbo p0rn!"
[18:19:36] Pyromaniac: Hot
[18:20:04] Jeni Walker: Cool! my char is bi, so lezpron is so kewel
[18:20:05] Jeni Walker::D
[18:20:11] Jeni Walker: (rock)
[18:20:11] Pyromaniac: O_o
[18:20:17] Jeni Walker: (tmi)
[18:20:36] Pyromaniac: I can haz sell pl0x?
[18:21:15] Mario (Anonymous User): okay... 2 hathors for lesbo p0rn... order gets rights for selling... + hidden order propaganda in porn
[18:21:32] Pyromaniac: D: But I wanted selling rights
[18:21:36] Pyromaniac: T_T
[18:21:47] Jeni Walker::D deal, can we haz order missile turrets too?
[18:24:34] Mario (Anonymous User): missles too?... then we need new conditions...
then we have to make threesome (involving admiral golanski)
[18:25:01] Pyromaniac: Okay, now the video just became a lot less hot. Don't want the money from it anymore

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[Stygian]

Silly Terraria...

All that for a 2D sprite game
[2:36:55 PM] Corey (Gheis): That and On the Rain-Slick Precipice of Darkness too
[2:37:08 PM] Justin(Stygian): I'm surprised it wouldn't run. You figure it wouldn't take much
[2:37:10 PM] Corey (Gheis): And perhaps enough to play a little bit more gfx-intensive games than Freelancer
[2:37:16 PM] Corey (Gheis): Yeah, that's what I was thinking
[2:37:34 PM] Corey (Gheis): "Hey, I can run *bleep* freelancer, I should be able to handle Super mario World, right?"
[2:37:35 PM] Corey (Gheis): Wrong
[2:38:04 PM] Corey (Gheis): But yeah, it wouldn't even try to start
[2:38:11 PM | Edited 2:38:27 PM] Justin(Stygian): I know it can use quite a bit of RAM. The whole world is constantly loaded and moving
[2:38:22 PM] Corey (Gheis): It was like "Starting Terraria..."
[2:38:55 PM] Corey (Gheis): "Oh, on -THIS-? Oh ha ha ha. HA HA HA. HAHAHAHAHA. *bleep* you, loser, I ain't gonna run on this machine. I'm too snobby for that. Get a *bleep* gfx card you bum."
[2:39:28 PM] Corey (Gheis): "Now I'm just gonna sit here in your list and stare at you while you feel sadpanda"
[2:40:01 PM] Corey (Gheis)::(

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[Kazinsal]

[1:09:11 PM] Adamusa: Engaging minecraft.
[1:10:04 PM] Troy Martin (Kazinsal): Death: Minecraft has been put out of action by Terraria (Gun)

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Retired, permanently.

[DarthCloakedGuy]

[5:21:10 PM] Ironwatsas: More or less a corporation of mad scientists doing unethical research on all manner of alien technology and other, darker things.
[5:21:27 PM] Ironwatsas: Well, this group would probably origionate from the Coalition. It'd deliberately be a rival to Ageria and the Order.
[5:21:36 PM] Andre the Cat: You just want to explain where the catgirls come from don't you Watsas :B
[5:21:48 PM] Ironwatsas: No, we already have the explination for that.

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HISPANIANS, FOR THE GREATER GLORY OF HER PEOPLE
A Plea to the Outcasts (PG)
CHARACTERS:
LR-I.Got.Nothin', LR-Empty.Pockets, and LR-Dead.End = "Lash" McDaggit of the Liberty Rogues.
SMUG~Eat.My.Exhaust = Jane Terraman and Bob McAdams, smugglers of the Liberty Rogues.
[H]Cj.Martino.Perez = Martino Perez, self-declared Counselor of the Hispanians.
AVATAR MADE BY SPIRIT! THE AWESOME.

[Death.RunningVerminator]

[Death.RunningVerminator]