Who the Bleep are the TAZ?

[Malaclypse 666]

-Do you have a recommendation from a TAZ? If so, name them. (Note: This is a requirement)
I've RPed with Malaclypse a few times before, he suggested the idea of joining.

//Raises hand in the bike/trike symbol, indicating affirmation and blessing.

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[gitanos]

I missed the greenlight haha.

Gemme back meh robes.

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<span style="font-family:Microsoft Sans Serif">wtf is ~SamsarianS?</span> wth are [TAZ]?

[Yaoquizque]

You were very silly.
Now get back your robe and have some meditation in the sanctum for being a silly samsarian.

You know how it rolls.

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[Doc Holliday]

Comm ID: [TAZ]Doc Holliday
To: All TAZ

I have begun making roster edits which I will complete later. I managed to get to the second page of the roll call before I had to stop. All of that information makes one's eyes go buggy.

Also, if you see any Maquis ships in the Taus, treat them as friendly. I had a conference with a couple of them and it went well. If they ask for an escort, give them one but don't interfere in their business. While they will leave us be, independent Zoners will be on their own. These are a particularly ruthless bunch if they're on your bad side so be mindful.

-Doc

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[MFE]Med Force One | Tales of Recovery|Med Force Enterprises

[Yaoquizque]

Alright Ankh.
Here are some questions for you :

Who is Eris?
What is the meaning "5 tons of flax?"
What is a Pineal Gland?
What is the curse of Greyface?
What are the 5 basic elements that composed Eris' fruits?

Please pm me your answers. Don't post here.
Cheers.

23's.

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[Yaoquizque]

There there.
Ankh, you are

Move to Baffin and get yerr robes.

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[verzilli]

Well, after reading much of your information, you have succeeded in utterly confusing me! I spoke online with a Zoner (I think), who deepened the confusion. I would like to become a part of an online Zoner faction, but at this point, I have no idea what to do, (or who I am, for that matter).

Two questions:
1. How do I become a member of a Zoner faction;
2. Where am I going, why do i smell sulfur smoke, and why am I in this handbasket?

Thanks.

Zenith
aka David

[Malaclypse 666]

To: Zenith
From: Malaclypse, Episkopos Prime, COEE, TAZ

Dear Pilgrim,

If you are considering the TAZ, we require you to be fluent in Erisian. We also require that you convert to Discordianism.

Please read our Holy Tome. It would also behoove you to familiarise yourself with Ontological Anarchy, and the works of the Prophet Hakim Bey.

Once you have done so, answer the questions on the first post, and respond here with your answers.

An Agent of Eris will then weigh your Pineal, and get back to you.

23's,
Mal

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[Yaoquizque]

Dear dvv.

You have the choice between three zoners factions.

- OSI : Trade oriented faction, supplying the freeports and doing plenty of funny stuffs.
- Omicroners : Kinda militaristic and paranoïd zoners who own Omicron 74, a hot place not far from Corsair space.
- TAZ : "Mystic" zoners, orientated on esoteric and Discordianism.

You have the choice. Choose what fits you the best.

If you wish to join TAZ, you will need a recommendation from a TAZ. The easier is to fly around with a TAZ, in order to allow him to check how well you fit.

Let me throw some links for you, if you feel like joining TAZ :
Discordianism
The holy tome (same as Mal's link)
Mal's Discordian Q&A

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[Astennu123]

Hey guys!

Been away for quite a long time due to an injury and holidays. I'm back now. Would you kinldy readd me to the TAZ roster?:)

Charname: Angelina Paine
Shipname: [TAZ]Evening.Star mainly. I'll use another one if I can afford it, cause I'm on laptop currently and I haven't got my accounts here, so I had to make a new one. Quew. The other's name would be [TAZ]Pandaemonium.


Love.

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Aleksei Stroganov, Commissar-Major of the Coalition, Source of the Propaganda. Awarded the Hispania Memorium ,Red Star and the Order of the Shield of the Coalition.