I can haz skype

[Grumblesaur]

[5/1/2899 5:38:31 PM] Duncan:

I copy/pasted Duncan's cat.

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A way a lone a last a loved a long the riverrun, past Eve and Adam's, from swerve of shore to bend of bay,
brings us by a commodius vicus of recirculation back to Howth Castle and Environs.

[Kazinsal]

[2:41:09 PM] James Murphy (Kurosaur): Hey Troy, did you know that your name is derived from Troy, where the TROJAN war was fought?
[2:41:16 PM] Troy Martin (Kazinsal): Yes. Yes I did.
[2:41:27 PM] Troy Martin (Kazinsal): And yes, it is ironic that Troy is infected with a Trojan Horse.
[2:41:30 PM] Troy Martin (Kazinsal): Ha. Ha.
[2:41:46 PM] James Murphy (Kurosaur): I think you should've used a TROJAN in order to prevent that VIRUS.
[2:42:02 PM] Duncan: Or the STD...
[2:42:03 PM] Troy Martin (Kazinsal): Go stick a rootkit up your ass.
[2:42:15 PM] James Murphy (Kurosaur): /series of puns
[2:42:27 PM] Troy Martin (Kazinsal): /not many lols, but still ICHS worthy

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Retired, permanently.

[Grumblesaur]

[10:34:28 AM] Twisp: Welp...
[10:34:40 AM] Twisp: the start for the rumors is done
[10:34:44 AM] Twisp: the infocards are done...
[10:35:02 AM] The Doc (D.Jameson): I believe it's spelled... "Whelp".
[10:35:06 AM] The Doc (D.Jameson): Fnar fnar fnar.
[10:36:03 AM] Twisp: is there anything else I can do?
[10:36:57 AM] Twisp: that involves writing, I mean
[10:37:36 AM] Jacob Antis (Shagohad): Dunno.
[10:37:37 AM] The Doc (D.Jameson): Write some twilight fanfic for Murphy to read.
[10:37:37 AM | Edited 10:37:40 AM] James Murphy (Kurosaur): Take a break, Twisp.
[10:37:41 AM] Jacob Antis (Shagohad): Write a book?
[10:37:48 AM] Jacob Antis (Shagohad): Richard, be nice.
[10:37:54 AM] The Doc (D.Jameson): Cut along the river after you're done.
[10:38:02 AM] The Doc (D.Jameson): Because criss-cross is for pussies.
[10:38:11 AM] The Doc (D.Jameson)::P
[10:38:12 AM] Twisp: Write a book?that's already a side project of mine
[10:38:13 AM] James Murphy (Kurosaur): James Murphy (Kurosaur) likes where this is going.
[10:38:28 AM] Twisp: although, to be honest
[10:38:33 AM] Twisp: it's utterly terrible
[10:38:38 AM] The Doc (D.Jameson): So it's Eragon?
[10:38:41 AM] The Doc (D.Jameson): Only in space?
[10:38:46 AM] The Doc (D.Jameson): WITH MECHA DRAGONS
[10:38:51 AM] James Murphy (Kurosaur): Every writer is his own worst critic.
[10:39:22 AM] Twisp: No, it's just way too long, and very, very neglected
[10:39:22 AM] The Doc (D.Jameson): Also the dragons are furry dragons which means they look like humans only several times larger and with weird faces.
[10:39:36 AM] The Doc (D.Jameson): I got an idea for a title for you.
[10:39:40 AM] The Doc (D.Jameson): "A book for Sindroms"
[10:39:40 AM] Twisp: ...

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A way a lone a last a loved a long the riverrun, past Eve and Adam's, from swerve of shore to bend of bay,
brings us by a commodius vicus of recirculation back to Howth Castle and Environs.

[Fletcher]

Me and Brad talking about the down server turns into this:

[00:48:03] Fletcher: likely Hoody banned someone and the guy went "ohnoezudidn't"
[00:48:31] Fletcher: A joke theory is I blabbed in the Angels chat was "Hoodlum banned the server with his hammer!"
[00:48:46] Brad::D
[00:49:03] Brad: he was practicing his juggling routine and accidentally dropped his banhammer on the computer
[00:49:29] Fletcher: hahaha aye
[00:50:23 | Edited 00:50:29] Fletcher: I just had a thought, he needs an animated sig where its his avatar and a huge ass hammer hauled on his shoulder and he makes an epic smash on the earth, and we all die. Then sanction topic is formed
[00:50:27] Brad: (circus music) (thud) ah crap, better tidy this up a bit... Caaaaaaannon!
[00:50:38] Fletcher: (rofl)
[00:50:57] Brad: "yep, you banned us all good. Let's blame that disgruntled guy!"
[00:51:13] Fletcher: Haha, Zelot in a cloud with Cannon sharing chips
[00:51:26] Fletcher: and Igiss is playing with penguins like a child
[00:52:03] Brad: haha, and the devs come and are like "can we release the new version yet?"
[00:52:15] Brad: and Igiss replies "shhh, penguins!"
[00:52:19] Fletcher: hahaha

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"Oh chuffing blimey, another day, another person being whiney!"
Fletcher's Feedback and Stories Thread

[sovereign]

[8:39:26 PM] Chris (Sovereign): so, I'm on fire, bleeding, covered in broken glass, shot in the knee, poisoned, and being hit with a rusty salmon
[8:39:37 PM] Andr? Jord?o aka Jordan aka AJBeast: Pretty much, yea

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[Alex.]

[01:52:22] -=BrotherBear=-: Good night all.
[01:52:39] Alex: Good night.
[01:52:49 | Edited 01:52:50] Alex: Almost 2AM... >.>
[01:52:52] -=BrotherBear=-: Yus.
[01:52:53] -=BrotherBear=-: 2am
[01:52:53] -=BrotherBear=-: D:
[01:52:55] -=BrotherBear=-: Bed taim
[01:52:58] Chris (Sovereign): 9 PM.
[01:53:04] Chris (Sovereign): AMERICA: [censored] YEAH
[01:53:08] Chris (Sovereign): G'night y'all.
[01:53:09] -=BrotherBear=-: America is slow.
[01:53:10] -=BrotherBear=-: -.-
[01:53:14] Chris (Sovereign): Yes we are.
[01:53:18] Chris (Sovereign): heeeeeeeeeeeyyyyyy
[01:53:26] -=BrotherBear=-: Take 5 of em to figure out what 2+2 is./

[atlantis2112]

[1:59:30 AM] Josh: that's what Xav calls Jada
[1:59:35 AM] Jacob Antis (Shagohad): You're a bandit.
[1:59:36 AM] Josh: WHEN ARE THEY GETTING MARRIED?!
[1:59:39 AM] Jacob Antis (Shagohad): What now?
[1:59:40 AM] Josh: JADA FIERCESHOT
[1:59:42 AM] Josh::D
[1:59:47 AM] Jacob Antis (Shagohad): WHEN THEY CAN LEGALLY SET FOOT IN A CHURCH!

[n00bl3t]

[9:35:55 PM] Sean (Bobthemanofkittehs~/StrikeTheory): Harcourt, give me mod right plox.
[9:35:59 PM] Sean (Bobthemanofkittehs~/StrikeTheory): FOR GREAT JUSTICE
[9:36:09 PM] Magnificentness: ...
[9:36:12 PM] Magnificentness: This...can't end well.

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Anything I say is not intended as offensive, and to try and deliberately misinterpret it as such would be an attempt at trolling via misrepresentation.

It's not a conspiracy, it's localised bias. They're not intelligent enough to form a conspiracy.

[Loken]

[14:39:57] Primitive: looking for victims I'm insane whooo hooo

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[Backo]

[02:43:31] Dii (Hidamari) says: stfu choir boy, the priest is calling

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Republic of the Sword and Sun