I can haz skype

[Zapp]

On my being added to the Liberty Lawful Emercency chat:

[9:23:12 PM] ZachaЯy (Zapp) says: Oh look, I'm a host.
[9:23:17 PM] Troy Martin (Kazinsal/King of Flood) says: Oh.
[9:23:18 PM] Troy Martin (Kazinsal/King of Flood) says: ****.

(I used to be in there!)

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[RmJ]

[10:00:28 PM | Removed by ZachaЯy (Zapp), 10:00:47 PM] Zigeris-Masanori-Hansen: This message has been removed.
[10:00:30 PM | Removed by ZachaЯy (Zapp), 10:00:44 PM] Zigeris-Masanori-Hansen: This message has been removed.

Zapp you control freakideekie ;)

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[Magoo!]

[4:08:37 PM] Serpentis | Victor: MORE BLOOD TO THE BLOOD GOD!
[4:08:43 PM] skywalker4737: FOR CHAOS?
[4:08:44 PM] Serpentis | Victor: o.o
[4:08:51 PM] Serpentis | Victor: "We have awoken"
[4:08:56 PM] skywalker4737: We want to see your boobsWTF o.O?
[4:08:58 PM] Serpentis | Victor: Boobies!!?!??!!
[4:09:12 PM] Pilgrim: Yeah Sweden girl have nice ones
[4:09:15 PM] skywalker4737: Uhm, what?
[4:09:18 PM] Serpentis | Victor: Hairy nipples, there, now ive fixed it all for you
[4:09:25 PM] skywalker4737: OHSHI- oww god.
[4:09:29 PM] Paddy O'Donaghue: Q_Q
[4:09:30 PM] skywalker4737: noooo, NOOOOOOOO!
[4:09:36 PM] skywalker4737: skywalker4737 eats himself
[4:09:38 PM] Paddy O'Donaghue: Paddy O'Donaghue leaves to play Reach and/or hang himself
[4:09:44 PM] skywalker4737: skywalker4737 dies
[4:09:56 PM] Pilgrim: ( . )( . )
) . (
( y )
[4:10:00 PM] skywalker4737: xD
[4:10:01 PM] Igor(Will.Clayton): Igor(Will.Clayton) masturbates furiously
[4:10:02 PM] Serpentis | Victor: Serpentis | Victor is so posting this in the "I can haz skype thread"
[4:10:09 PM] skywalker4737: serp you perv
and it rhymes, HELL YEAH
[4:10:09 PM] Pilgrim: No!
[4:10:15 PM] Pilgrim: Serp no!
[4:10:17 PM] Paddy O'Donaghue: (rofl)

[Serpentis]

[Deleted by popular demands..]


In reality... Pilgrim is threatening me..

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Abadan and the Arcadia | Sergei, The lost | Feedback Thread

[Kaze Dagon]

[05-05-2010 23:07:33] Marisol Petrizeli: Terry is a monk
[05-05-2010 23:27:15] Terrance Cooper: I am?
[05-05-2010 23:57:00] "Crazy" Kaze Dagon: He is?
[05-05-2010 23:57:39] Marisol Petrizeli: Yes.
[05-05-2010 23:57:44] Marisol Petrizeli: Dont' let him full you.
[05-05-2010 23:57:45] Marisol Petrizeli: He's pure.
[0:03:42] Terrance Cooper: I am pure
[0:03:42] Terrance Cooper: Q_Q
[0:09:17] Marisol Petrizeli: Marisol Petrizeli has finished
[0:09:24] Marisol Petrizeli: Marisol Petrizeli hands Kaze divorce papers
[0:09:39] Terrance Cooper: :|
[0:09:44] Terrance Cooper: Terrance Cooper jumps behind the couch
[0:14:46] "Crazy" Kaze Dagon: >.>
[0:14:48] "Crazy" Kaze Dagon: <.<
[0:14:54] "Crazy" Kaze Dagon: I don't want divorce!!
[0:14:56] "Crazy" Kaze Dagon: Q_Q
[0:15:01] Marisol Petrizeli: He said it was over because of his reputation.
[0:15:05] Marisol Petrizeli: I'm just his lawyer.
[0:15:12] Marisol Petrizeli: Now please be so kind and sign the papers?
[0:15:21] "Crazy" Kaze Dagon: Nevah!!
[0:15:23] "Crazy" Kaze Dagon: "Crazy" Kaze Dagon poofs
[0:15:29] Marisol Petrizeli: :|
[0:15:35] Marisol Petrizeli: Or work it out
[0:15:41] "Crazy" Kaze Dagon: "Crazy" Kaze Dagon poofs
[0:15:48] "Crazy" Kaze Dagon: I wish i could.
[0:15:55] Aegis: You could just shoot the lawyer
[0:15:55] Marisol Petrizeli: Why can't you?
[0:15:58] "Crazy" Kaze Dagon: But nooo. He sends his lawyer.
[0:16:13] "Crazy" Kaze Dagon: Why isn't he in person?
[0:16:17] Marisol Petrizeli: He's behind the couch.
[0:16:20] Marisol Petrizeli: Drag him out?
[0:16:22] "Crazy" Kaze Dagon: "Crazy" Kaze Dagon sighs.
[0:16:27] "Crazy" Kaze Dagon: Terry?
[0:16:44] Terrance Cooper: Yes ma'am?
[0:17:14] "Crazy" Kaze Dagon: Humm, what reputation frack thing is this? That you want to divorce me and all.
[0:17:21] Terrance Cooper: Q_Q
[0:17:23] Terrance Cooper: Cuddle bunnies
[0:17:44] Aegis: no that was me making a joke
[0:17:49] Aegis: nub
[0:18:07] Aegis: I would have said Rall and Eva but.....Eva isn't like that
[0:18:33] Terrance Cooper: <.<
[0:18:41] Terrance Cooper: Eva cuddles, amongst other things Q_Q
[0:20:29] Aegis: but in more of a RAEP way
[0:20:35] "Crazy" Kaze Dagon: And that's why you want to divorce me?
[0:20:43] "Crazy" Kaze Dagon: Mari, are you looking for clients?
[0:21:22] Marisol Petrizeli: Yes.
[0:21:23] Marisol Petrizeli: Why?
[0:23:31] "Crazy" Kaze Dagon: "Crazy" Kaze Dagon looks at Terry.
[0:23:41] "Crazy" Kaze Dagon: Sue him for moral damages.
[0:23:46] "Crazy" Kaze Dagon: He made me Q_Q
[0:23:48] Marisol Petrizeli: LOL
[0:23:52] Marisol Petrizeli: Just work it out? D:
[0:24:05] "Crazy" Kaze Dagon: But
[0:24:06] "Crazy" Kaze Dagon: but
[0:24:08] "Crazy" Kaze Dagon: but
[0:24:22] Marisol Petrizeli: Fine...
[0:24:31] Marisol Petrizeli: You're sueing for moral damages.
[0:24:34] Marisol Petrizeli: He for divorce.
[0:24:44] Marisol Petrizeli: Marisol Petrizeli goes to file the appropriate paperwork
[0:24:49] Terrance Cooper: Q_Q
[0:24:51] "Crazy" Kaze Dagon: Terry?
[0:24:53] Terrance Cooper: I'm being sued? D:
[0:24:57] "Crazy" Kaze Dagon: Terry?
[0:24:58] Terrance Cooper: Yes?
[0:25:01] "Crazy" Kaze Dagon: Let's date?
[0:25:05] Terrance Cooper: Okay.
[0:25:26] "Crazy" Kaze Dagon: "Crazy" Kaze Dagon and Terry go off for a movie and some pizza at the local italiano's.
[0:25:37] Marisol Petrizeli: :|
[0:25:40] Marisol Petrizeli: There goes my money.

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Kaze Dagon Files[/url]|Unto Hell|[url=http://discoverygc.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=88171]Absence of Light

[Gemel]

[05/05/2010 20:01:35] Tomo (Swift): HOW IS BABBY FORMED
[05/05/2010 20:02:23] Dedalus: YOU GO DUBBLEYOO BUBBLEYUU WUBBLEWE DOT IRMAIKBABBEH DOT COM
[05/05/2010 20:02:35] Dedalus: and order one
[05/05/2010 20:03:00] Dedalus: at least... thats what madonna did, but they didnt deliver so she had to go collect it
[05/05/2010 20:03:15] Tomo (Swift)::(
[05/05/2010 20:03:26] Tomo (Swift): poor madonna had to walk.
[05/05/2010 20:03:35] Dedalus: i dont think she walks anywhere
[05/05/2010 20:03:51] Dedalus: probably so loaded she has tiny kittens carry her
[05/05/2010 20:04:00] Dedalus: thats what i'd do if i was rich
[05/05/2010 20:04:05] Dedalus: that and monkey butlers
[05/05/2010 20:05:24] Tomo (Swift): that would be ****ing awesome
[05/05/2010 20:05:31] Tomo (Swift): imagine. a little kitten herd
[05/05/2010 20:05:40] Tomo (Swift): it would look like a reverse rock concert for kittens
[05/05/2010 20:05:56] Dedalus: it'd be crazy
[05/05/2010 20:06:00] Dedalus: they would have to be tiny
[05/05/2010 20:06:12] Dedalus: so that no one would see them under your feet
[05/05/2010 20:06:23] Dedalus: and also superstrong so that they didnt just get squashed
[05/05/2010 20:08:08] Tomo (Swift): what about ants then
[05/05/2010 20:08:10] Tomo (Swift): trained ants
[05/05/2010 20:08:40] Tomo (Swift): superstrong ants
[05/05/2010 20:08:43] Tomo (Swift): mutated ants
[05/05/2010 20:08:47] Dedalus: but ants arent as cute as kittens
[05/05/2010 20:08:49] Tomo (Swift): with beefed up torsos
[05/05/2010 20:08:54] Dedalus: for when they arent carrying you
[05/05/2010 20:09:00] Tomo (Swift): they'd be mutated ants made to look pretty and charming
[05/05/2010 20:09:07] Tomo (Swift): they'd also shoot rainbows out their asses
[05/05/2010 20:09:11] Dedalus: the kittens can swarm over you and act like a blanket
[05/05/2010 20:09:14] Tomo (Swift): it'd look like it was your shoes which were doing it
[05/05/2010 20:09:23] Tomo (Swift): that is true, ye
[05/05/2010 20:09:33] Tomo (Swift): ants can act as a defense swarm though
[05/05/2010 20:09:39] Dedalus: true
[05/05/2010 20:09:58] Dedalus: and getting the kittens to actually go anywhere would require just lots of wool balls
[05/05/2010 20:10:20] Tomo (Swift): you could install telepathic bands on them. you idiot.
[05/05/2010 20:10:28] Tomo (Swift): think goddamnit!
[05/05/2010 20:10:41] Dedalus: ah of course
[05/05/2010 20:10:54] Dedalus: but
[05/05/2010 20:11:00] Dedalus: you couldnt walk the dog with them
[05/05/2010 20:11:34] Tomo (Swift): why do you need a dog when you have an ant swarm
[05/05/2010 20:12:09] Dedalus: kitten swarm
[05/05/2010 20:12:14] Dedalus: get it right
[05/05/2010 20:12:26] Tomo (Swift): fine, kitten swarm


Possibly the oddest conversation i have ever had.

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[Blighter]

[05-05-2010 23:07:33] Marisol Petrizeli: Terry is a monk
[05-05-2010 23:27:15] Terrance Cooper: I am?
[05-05-2010 23:57:00] "Crazy" Kaze Dagon: He is?
[05-05-2010 23:57:39] Marisol Petrizeli: Yes.
[05-05-2010 23:57:44] Marisol Petrizeli: Dont' let him full you.
[05-05-2010 23:57:45] Marisol Petrizeli: He's pure.
[0:03:42] Terrance Cooper: I am pure
[0:03:42] Terrance Cooper: Q_Q

Coopie[color=#99FF99]. Pure.

LIKE HELL.

XD

[Wood]

[01:04:10] Lunaphase: All our stuff is a complicated political situation
[01:04:20] Kyle Mark Sparrgrove: Dont you just love politics?
[01:04:59] Wood: Seeing as there is a General Election tomorrow... no.
[01:05:16] Kyle Mark Sparrgrove: Election?....
[01:05:30] Kyle Mark Sparrgrove: Where do I put my vote?
[01:05:51] Wood: Of the UK, I mean.
[01:06:01] Kyle Mark Sparrgrove: Oh....Go tony Blair!
[01:06:19] Kyle Mark Sparrgrove: Just kidding...I have no Idea on UK politics..
[01:06:27] Wood: Why oh why isn't there a facepalm emoticon?

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Les Enfants Perdus
BPA)

[Bsebastian01]

[10:56:59 PM] Deffy: RAWR
[10:57:02 PM] Deffy: CHASE IS HERE
[10:57:08 PM] Deffy: EVERYONE BOW DOWN!

Small but.

I am luffed

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[atlantis2112]

[04/05/2010 10:38:51 PM] Jacob (Shagohad): Holy ****.
[04/05/2010 10:38:55 PM] Jacob (Shagohad): So many Russians!