Who the Bleep are the TAZ?

[Malaclypse 666]

To: Angelina Paine
Comm ID: Malaclypse, E-Prime, TAZ

My dear, you have just entered Chapel Perilous.

You are being tested by the Goddess, and Her first test will require you to successfully reach Gran Canaria. Specifically, Sophie's on the Square.

Peach? or Apple?

Awaiting your response,
Mal

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[Astennu123]

To: Mal
From: Angelina Paine

Apple, of course.


Angie

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Aleksei Stroganov, Commissar-Major of the Coalition, Source of the Propaganda. Awarded the Hispania Memorium ,Red Star and the Order of the Shield of the Coalition.

[Yaoquizque]

Heya, Espada.

As you were "gone fishin'", as one could say, i will ask you to answer those five questions.
Just a little reminder about Discordianism, mind you?

There it goes :
- What is the Turkey Curse.
- What is a "Fnord?".
- What is an Epsikopos and a pope.
- What does Hodge and Podge mean.
- State the five Discordian seasons.

Don't answer here please. PM me your answers.
Thanks in advance.

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[Malaclypse 666]

Ah.. the old "fishin' missionary" ploy. I remember that one.

Ms./Fishin' Pope Angie,

I will leave you in the capable hands of Mother KSC. She will complete your re-immersion.

und Ewige Schlangekraft,
Mal

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[Yaoquizque]

Quite Concise.
I believe you would need some pineal adjustment.

Maybe you could have some talks with the E.Prime in the Kiva for further enlightenment?

Welcome back.

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[escopton]

Hey apple corps. I recently registered in the forum of zoneres and since I already am a zoner and am a discordian in real life, I would like to join you guys.
My name is Jack Kerouac (discordian name Gypsie Scripto), my ship id being Wild.Blue.Yonder

Hope to hear from you soon!

Kallisti!

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[Doc Holliday]

Kallisti, Mr. Kerouac!

Nice to meet you. Before we begin the process of bringing you on board, we'd like to get to know you a bit. Please, visit the Baffin system and report to Shasta Orbital Skyhook and someone will get to meeting you. Any one of us can help but our big priest is Malaclypse. I'm often working my medicine or on some diplomatic mission so I'm hard to get ahold of.

Until we get to know you, I kindly ask that you stay away from Pueblo Bonita. It is our sacred place.

Dr. John Holliday
Administrator

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[MFE]Med Force One | Tales of Recovery|Med Force Enterprises

[escopton]

Dear Doc FNORD amused to hear Mal back on the track FNORD Arrived at Shasta yesterday FNORD Getting in contact with you asap

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[Malaclypse 666]

Comm ID: E-Prime, Pueblo Bonito

Hmmm... this one has juggled a few Apples in his time. I'll have to make his entrance exam a doozy...

Captain Skripto,

1. Where was Emperor Norton buried?

2. What infamous person did Omar Khyam Ravenhurt befriend while serving in the U.S. Marine Corp?

3. Who first used the phrase "Captain Clark welcomes you aboard."?

4. Who was the "real" Collossus of Yorba Linda, and was he a crook?

5. What did Barney Muldoon and Saul Goodman do for a living?

You may even post your answers here, sir. The Questions change, so we won't be giving away the farm by revealing these mysteries.

Good luck,
Mal

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[escopton]

Communications Identification: Gypsie Skripto
Location: Shasta Orbital Skyhook

I am again honored to prove my Discordian knowledge... here we go...

5) Emperor Norton was (suspiciously) buried in a Masonic Graveyard and then transferred to another place fnord.

5) Lee Harvey Oswald, at least.

5) Only Eris knows, maybe not even her. But it was definately said by 23 people at the same time, the first time it was said.

5) The Collosus was originally a 500 dollar bill.

5) They where nothing but a hound dog fnord.

There. Done. I'll be sipping dry gin at the bar while you feed the sentients with the answersheet.

Veintitres!

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