So I got this new phone

[Kharon]

You should use it as topic to start a conversation :crazy:(used to be pets for mainly)

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[Marburg]

::Pops this one in at the dead drop::

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oe-Y-zSd5gs

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[Zapp]

I hear you can use it as an MP3 player.

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[Loken]

Or unsuccessfully attempt to impress women.

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[Don_Paco_Corleone]

Greetings Mr Zelot,

I have a program and that is verry good and free.
WhatsApp Messenger is a cross-platform mobile messaging app which allows you to exchange messages without having to pay for SMS. WhatsApp Messenger is available for iPhone, BlackBerry, Android and Nokia.
http://www.whatsapp.com/download/

Greets You_Wantme

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No Matter How Good You Are, Don't Ever Let Them See You Comming

[casero]

Throw it to a car.

Do some prank calls.

Do some naked pictures of yourself and send it to your ex-girlfriend (if you have one) and remind her why she bumped you.

Call 911 and put the phone into the microwave.

1137523, that's my number, call me.

EDIT: Actually, don't call me, I'm going to sleep now.

[Bear]

Phones Camera + Skirt = The first thing I would do to try out the new phone.

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[Rivas]

Learn to develop Android apps.

It's pretty funny after that, since you can make whatever suits your mood.

For instance, a system service that alerts you each time you need something to do on disco as an admin :P

Or, a disco server monitoring application (flhook status, multiproxy ping, lag, loss, etc).

Sorry if this ain't funny enough for you :$.

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[Tommeh]

Angry birds is must-have.

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[jxie93]

Download Freemium games and curse at them when they try to charge you for premium features.

Get yourself connected to as many social networks as possible.

Try to impress women with your GPS functionality.

Spend 10 minutes trying to find the app you want because you have so many.

Scorn at iPhone users.

Add "posted/texted from Zelot's super cool awesome android phone" to the end of every post and text message you send.

Root it and do all sorts of awesome hax with it.

Make noises like "whoosh" and "whee" when you play an accelerometer game.

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