Baffin Verwirrung Fest & Open House!

[escopton]

Comm Id: Gypsie Skripto

Kallisti popes!

I was flying through the Tau 37 system the other day when I happened to bump into a stranded ship. I scanned the vessel and it seemed to have no one on board, so I decided to call a CSV to tow it to Freeport 10.

When we arrived at the station, I had the vessel checked by local zoner engineers, who after an exhaustive test determined it was an artificial intelligence drone. They said they had only seen those in Omicron Kappa, and that I was very lucky of having found such a treasure.

After consulting my pineal for a while, a voice invaded my head. It was a female voice who said "Silly, what are you gonna do with that thingie!? Hand it over to the Episkopos at once! And tell him to add it to the festival's raffle prizes!"

I was then struck by utter ecstasy and fell asleep.

And now I am writing to you, to confirm that the vessel is ready for transfer to the Festival's hangars. Please contact me to do this.

23's

Gyp

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[Malaclypse 666]

Source: The Kiva
To: "Scoop" Skripto

Well, this is synchronistic, Gyp!

Never turn down a good Goose from Goddess, eh?

Could you provide a few more details on this lucky find, sir?

I'm sure there are a few pilots brave enough to fly the bloody thing, once we know exactly what we're dealing with here!

Cheery bye!

Mal

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[escopton]

Comm ID: Gypsie Skripto
To: Malaclypse

Dear Mal,

I sent you the papers of the ship via private post service. I attach the file of the ship, as handed to me by FP10 engineers.

23's

Gyp

[TAZ]Runner.Up

Artificial Intelligence Core Vessel ("Harvester Drone")

1 x AI Stem Gun 1
1 x AI Stem Gun 3
2 x AI Stem Gun 5
2 x AI Side turret
1 x Train Cruise Disruptor
1 x Enh. Countermeasure Dropper
1 x Screamer Mine
1 x AI Shield
1 x AI Thruster
1 x Artificial Intelligence ID
1 x Adv. Cargo Scanner
1 x Armor Upgrade Mk VIII

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[Malaclypse 666]

Excellent, sir.

I'll get that baby in for a tune-up and anti-viral check mo-skosh.

Sirius, you now have two chances to win big next weekend!

Not to mention over a dozen exotic snub guns that will be raffled off throughout the weekend in matched sets.

Buy those tickets! You need not be present to win, but you'll miss out on all sorts of other quirky goings-on if you aren't.

Be there, or be pentagonal!

Mal

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[Daedric]

Kallisti Mal, I'd like to add to the list of prizes if I may. OSI would like to put up a fresh of the production lines Border Worlds Transport. We'll include standard equipment: Adv. Cargo Scanner, Enh. Countermeasures, Gravitron Shield generators, & an Enh. Thruster system. Armaments, transponder codes, and registration papers can be decided upon by the winner.

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[Malaclypse 666]

Comm ID: E-Prime
To: Victor Cross, OSI

Victor! That is most generous, sir!

Will you be flying the vessel to Baffin for the Event? If not, give me the particulars, and I'll arrange for pickup.

Bring you mob, sir; and please accept the Robes of "Honorary Pope".
(Don't worry, you won't have to wear a beanie or answer any esoteric questions.)

High 5's!
Mal

To: Buppa.Zu.Gan

Pilot, your ticket purchase, and you donation of 4 Million Credits has been verified. I'll have your ticket posted shortly, and Eris Bless you for your generous contribution.

6 Days and counting. I guarantee we will bring Verwirrung in with a bang, Sirius!

Malaclypse

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[Tenseiken]

~~~Incomming transmission~~~

~~Signal location: Scrambled, sender moving
~~Sender: Buppa Zu Gan
~~Recipient: "The Church of Eris Esoteric" and "Temporary Autonomous Zoners"
~~Encryption: Maximum, additional hex-code added, direct transmission (only visible for recipient)
~~Communication: Video, Audio
~~Subject: A little something

An ornated mask appears on the video transmitter and a distorted voice can be heard.

Quo Garon.
I am Buppa Zu Gan from the Omicrons.
We met and you don't know me.

I prepared a little something. A while ago I used a specific craft. One that has proven its ability to protect the pilot inside. One of my... friends... prepared a vessel with the same loadout and equipment I used back then. I hereby offer another price for the so called "Raffle". May it help it's future pilot to survive in these war-driven times.

Rio Garon,
Buppa Zu Gan

[color=#FF6600]~~Signal lost

~~~End of transmission~~~

[color=#FF0000]~~Warning. Data corrupted. Transmission data lost

At the end of the transmission there are two files attached, containing a new contact adress and description of the vessel.

[color=#FF6600]Vessel:

[color=#FFFF00]Marauder - BYC Civilian Heavy Fighter

[color=#FF6600]Weaponary:

[color=#FFFF00]2 x CL-dx "Flashpoint" Civilian Improved Laser Cannon

2 x CP-d "Debilitator" Civilian Advanced Mk I Pulse Cannon

[color=#FFFF00]1 x C242 "Cannonball" Missile Launcher

1 x X45 "Firestalker" Homing Missile Launcher

1 x CG-24t "Purple Goddess" Civilian Particle Turret

[color=#FF6600]Cruise Disruptor:

[color=#FFFF00]1 x CD98a "Mosquito" Cruise Disruptor

[color=#FF6600]Mine Dropper:

[color=#FFFF00]1 x MX-17 Nuclear Mine Dropper

[color=#FF6600]Shield:

[color=#FFFF00]1 x SG-e "Champion" Heavy Fighter Graviton Shield

[color=#FF6600]Countermeasure Dropper:

[color=#FFFF00]1 x CM-4 Enhanced Countermeasure Dropper

[color=#FF6600]Thruster:

[color=#FFFF00]1 x Enhanced Thruster

[color=#FF6600]Armor:

[color=#FFFF00]1 x Universal Armor Upgrade Mk VIII

[color=#FF6600]Scanner:

[color=#FFFF00]1 x Discovery Scanner

[color=#FF6600]ID:

[color=#FFFF00]1 x Freelancer ID

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<span style="font-family:Lucida Console"><span style="color:#33CC00">*personality core activated*</span>
Science consists of stating the obvious and linking the facts. </span>

[Malaclypse 666]

E-Prime to Buppa Zu Gan:

I am humbled, o Masked Man.

If this largesse continues, we will have to build another hangar wing at Shasta just to hold all the Prizes!

The Church of Eris thanks you!

Let's, see.. we'll pencil the Maurader drawing in for... 1600 on Saturday.

I guess I'd better have Freeport 14 print more ticket!

Hail Eris!

Mal.

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[arvg]

INCOMING TRANSMISSION
COMM ID: Premier Alvin Katz of the Coalition
LOCATION: Office of the Premier – Kremlin Dome Volgograd Omega-52

TARGET ID: To TAZ

I am touched by the invitation, I will attend personally. Also we shall donate some Coalition Cavier from the farms on JiangXi (fruits of the Zoner led restoration project at New Hong Kong) and several crates of Coalition Vodka, the finest in Sirius.


Premier Alvin Katz
Премьер-министр Элвин Кац

Volgograd

Sirius Coalition Revolutionary Army
Революционная Армия Коалиции Сириуса

END TRANSMISSION

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[Daedric]

I'm currently hiding on Shasta from some paperwork that requires my attention on Freeport 14....a vacation if you will. The vessel, currently called the OSI-Verwirrung is moored here also. Up to date information on the vessel is as follows:

Border Worlds Transport

• Freelancer registration papers
  
• Civilian Gravitron Transport Shield generators
  
• Enh. Thruster system
  
• No current transponder broadcasting
  
• Adv. Cargo Scanner
  
• No armaments
  

I'll try and round up a some of our transports and security vessels that are free and able to attend. I'm looking forward to Lev's firework display, should make for a very entertaining weekend!

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