Baffin Verwirrung Fest & Open House!

[Malaclypse 666]

Another lucky pop quiz winner!

Red_Comet, 1 Million Creds, for locating the "Scrubby Farms"!.

Spend it wisely, sir!

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[Malaclypse 666]

Right then!

Later than planned but the Winner of our first Raffle item, a pair of Jade Code Weps is...

Number 25!.. Grunder Industries!

Please claim your prize from [TAZ]Temple.Fund before Sunday midnight, gents!

(And I will be "re-shuffling" the numbers as we go, to please Her Quirkiness.)

Congratulations, Grunder! Wear them in good health!

(Wup! The number changed! But, that's the tool we'll be using to determine the winners.. M.)

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[Malaclypse 666]

Next scheduled Drawing in one hour, folk, for the AI "Drone".

I would recommend buying earplugs.. (not included.)

And Freeport 420 has arrived. Nice show, Lev!

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[Malaclypse 666]

Ladies and Germs!

I am pleased to announce the Winner of our first "Major Prize",

a Roccoco lamp in the shape of a ladie's leg!

(Just kidding!)

The Winner of one AI "Harverster" Drone is...

Number 53! Orbital Spa and Cruise!

PM me for the secret handshake and "keys"!

And thanks to Pope Van Van Mojo, for the stirring Agape Ludens Sermon at Planet Eris!

Syadasti! Syanasti! Woof Woof!

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[Malaclypse 666]

I'm awake!

Time to draw another number out of the hat, folks.

This time we'll be raffling off a set of 4 Onyx Codeweps.

(....drumroll....)

And the Winnah is...

Number 36!

William Bishop for the Mandalorians!

You can pick those up in an hour or so, William.

Congratulations!

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[Redirion]

Greetings honorable TAZ,

while my payment to you was in time, I haven't found time to sent a transmission via this channel.

So please keep my money to fund your event.

Best regards,
Ned Laster

[Malaclypse 666]

Kallisti, Ned! Much appreciated, sir!

Today's Events:

1500 Hours: Codename Drawing!

1730 Hours: Registration begins for Trader Rally!*

1800 Hours: Start your Engines!

1800 Hours: Drawing for Marauder HF!

2000 Hours: Codename Drawing!

2200 Hours: Drawing for Borderworlds Transport!

Rebates on exports throughout the Day!

Impromptu Quizes and other silliniess throughout the Day!

(* We will launch the Liners first, followed at two minute intervels by the Transport Div., and finally the Freighters.

Remember, the first stop, Sedona, is a Zoner Guard Base, so have your IFF ducks in a row before the race begins. Not responsible for inability to dock!)

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[Malaclypse 666]

My, how time flies!

Our next drawing will be for...

2 fine Solaris Shooters.

*Shuffle Shuffle*

And the winning number is... 53!!

Captain Will, you lucky bugger, you win again, Sir! Orbital/Greyhound!

Kallisti!

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[Malaclypse 666]

Racers! Traders!

Our Rally starts in one hour!

Registration begins at Shasta in one-half hour!

You must be registered to Race!

I will review the course and cargo:

The following course/cargo will be strictly observed and monitored at random checkpoints:

Shasta: Oxygen to
Sedona: Scrubbies to
Planet Harris: Consumer Goods to
Holman Outpost: Refugees to
Planet Pecos: Mining Machinery to
Survey Vessel Armstrong: Scrubby Food (Toxic Waste) to
Sedona: (Empty) to
Finish at Shasta.

(No Entry Fee. Registration required. No Rebate on Scrubbies for this Event.)
(Participants must agree to abide by our "NFZ" laws while the Rally is in progress.)

We will accept "pre-registration" over this channel, but you must still be present at least 15 minutes before the Rally for verification.

Gentleprimates, start your Engines!

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[Malaclypse 666]

Well, Thud!!

Due to a lack of Entries, our event has been cancelled.

If we can work it in tomorrow, we will carry over today's entrants, and try again, but...

To insure a decent Event, all interested parties must now register here by Noon SMT tomorrow. Then we will decide the Rally's "fate".

(And no, Toothless.Dragon a Starblazer is NOT a Freighter, you Cabbage. Bring a decent vessel, a contrite Captain, and an apology, and we MAY let you enter, prat.)

Once again, thanks to all for your support. Stay tuned for the remainder of today's Events.

Edit!

And now, for the drawing for a fine dinner plate of an HF, the Maurader, courtesy of Buppa.Zu.Gan.

And the winning number is... Number 1!

William, you lucky Debil.. I hope it suits your Mercenary needs, sir! I shall PM you the keys shortly.

Mal.

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