Baffin Verwirrung Fest & Open House!

[Toaster]

[font=Agency FB]>>: Comm. ID: [color=#FFFFFF]Control - Toothless Dragon
>>: Subject: Clean your ears

Dearest little honeymuffin,

You should see a doctor on Shasta or your Temple. Something is obviously wrong with your ears. I never did say that my shuttle was a freighter, nor did I - for all I care - do anything to deserve this rude treatment.

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Olivia Sable

[Malaclypse 666]

Pop Quiz Winners!

Freelancer "John", 1X Kintano, for correctly associating the Law of Fives with the number of biodomes at Pueblo Bonito.

"Ichiuri", 1 Million, for identifying the Institution located at 23 Wall Street, "old" Manhattan.

No one correctly answered the second part of the question: "What role did the Founder of said Instituton play in Discordian history?"


C'mon folk.. we can't have a Trader Rally without Traders..

Register here. Now. Be Here Now!


Alright.. let' generate some Pineal activity "here/now".

For 5 Million credits.. What was Baba Ram Das's "real" name?

Piece o' Pie!

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[Malaclypse 666]

[font=Agency FB]>>: Comm. ID: [color=#FFFFFF]Control - Toothless Dragon
>>: Subject: Clean your ears

Dearest little honeymuffin,

You should see a doctor on Shasta or your Temple. Something is obviously wrong with your ears. I never did say that my shuttle was a freighter, nor did I - for all I care - do anything to deserve this rude treatment.

Oh, sod off, Cabbage, before I 'Barf ya, and call your mother.

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[Silmathien]

Link verified.
Connection approved.

From: Silmathien Jirent
Location: Not given
To: Bored people and some low Zoners in Baffin

- Incoming Transmisson -

Politicians should feel good there. If you're looking for something exciting, i recommend to go out there and look for the party my grandma gives - more fun and more balloons. At least there were some interesting contacts. Talking all about an event and 'in the name of freedom' you still treaten other beings like they're not equal just shows me how much of a lie this show is.

And by the way; i know i was not correctly behaving myself, but at least i can say i was honest enough to hold onto your rules. It seems you on the other hand exchanged your honesty for your politeness.

- Transmission terminated -

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[Dane Summers]

Hey Mal!

Freeport One is signing up for festivities - weve got a contestant to represent us with honor and valor in the trader rally...

[FP1]SkyUnlimited

And I believe Genine has been present soaking up all the party atmosphere. I myself might even crawl out of my hole*cough*admin office and make an appearance - hell, if you want, I'll bring my guitar, for old times sake.

As for the answer to your question - his real name was Richard Alpert - send my five million to [FP1]Endless-Heart *laughter*

Take care man.

-Dane out.

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[Sea}{Spirit]

Greetings
As Sea Spirit is a happy resident of Baffin, and we have much pride in our transport and hauling division, we wish to sign up one of our best pilots and ships, Matthew Robbin, of the Sea}{Spirit.Shuttle, for this trader Rally. I can personally guarantee you that, as we pride ourselves on speed, we will be victorious.

We look forward to the festivities.

Signed
David Rhodes
Executive Vice President
Sea Spirit Trading & Leasing

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[Malaclypse 666]

To Captain Jirent:

I suppose I am the very "low Zoner" you are referring to. I can only respond by saying that I was a bit frazzled from "ramrodding" our little gig. I am sorry you considered our discussions and "pop quizes" so boring, Captain. Perhaps your grandma can come by and give us some knitting lessons, eh? Now that would be exciting! Cheers.

To Dane :

Not to be confused with Herb Alpert and the Tijuana Brass, eh. I'll have your prize wired as soon as I've finished my coffee and these delightful Scones from Sophie's.

To David and Dane:

As soon as Pope Malak, our Event Registrar wakes up, I'll see that your ships are added, and we'll count noses. Who knows, we may still have that Rally yet!

To All:

Eris decreed that I should retire early last night, due to my Pineal dishevelment and general snarkiness. If we missed any Raffles or giveaways from our sheduled events, I shall start drawing the numbers posthaste, and announce the "belated" Winners right here, soon as I dig the sand out of my third eye.

Cheers,
Mal

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[Malaclypse 666]

It appears we are indeed a bit behind on our Raffle drawings, so.. here we go!

The Winner of a quartet of Jade Codies is...

Number 10! Lazy.Dog! Congratulations sir!

And the winner of a fine Borderworlds Transport, courtesy of OSI is...

Number 32! Grunder Industries!

Please contact OSI directly for the "Keys", Grunder. They have it safely tucked away for you.

I believe that covers yesterday, folks. Stay tuned today for more updates.

And please, if you're a Captain of a Freighter, Transport, or Liner, and wish to
participate in a Gonzo Rally, respond here. We still need a few more Entrants!

23's

Mal.

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[Malaclypse 666]

Ah.. what the Thud!

Let's Race!

Traders, the starting gun from Shasta will now be 1700 SMT, about 1.5 hours from now.

If you're not registered here, please do so.. or be at Shasta early for your decal!

We'll start the Liners first, then in two minutes the Transports will be off,

followed by your zippy freighters two minutes after that.

Good luck, Pilots!

May Eris be on your six!

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[Silver-DNA]

Incoming Transmission ... Rzzz ...
Video: ... Offline ...

"Here Dan Silverside of the Silver.DNA..Rzzz... I would like to participate in the race ... Rzzz ...
Current location Baffin .. Shasta Orbital Skyhook. Rzzz
End of transmission...

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