I can haz skype

[Toaster]

[21:22:01] Benedikt: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l12Csc_lW0Q
[21:22:33] Franklin: You expect me to click that link?
[21:22:38] Benedikt: You ****ing can't even pause that ****.
[21:22:45] Benedikt: Yeh, it's the crazy Maccarone man
[21:22:46] Benedikt::D
[21:22:54] Franklin: I got my own crazy Maccarone man.
[21:22:58] Franklin: AWWWWWW YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

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Olivia Sable

[Total.Absolution]

[7:19:27 AM] Spamuel: it felt like my head was gonna explode when I pooped

[Gytrash]

[10:09:03 PM] Mike (Shemkel): Well, that's basically the reason why I don't fly on server anymore.
[10:09:24 PM] Robin: because you can't hide your enterprise as a klingon freighter?

[Sean Hazard]

[20:41:38] Bret the Kitsune (SMI-Great Fox): and then
[20:41:45] Bret the Kitsune (SMI-Great Fox): When I try to talk to them more..
[20:41:49] Bret the Kitsune (SMI-Great Fox): Setmsgs
[20:41:57] Bret the Kitsune (SMI-Great Fox): and all their valors open up on me at once
[20:42:08] Bret the Kitsune (SMI-Great Fox): I had to dock and then undock in order for them to stop
[20:42:22] Bret the Kitsune (SMI-Great Fox): so that the non combatant rules would apply
[20:42:29] Bret the Kitsune (SMI-Great Fox): just to ****ing talk!
[20:43:14] Alberto Guerra!: they can't talk
[20:43:18] Alberto Guerra!: they are retarded
[20:43:23] Alberto Guerra!: you got treat them like it
[20:43:26] Bret the Kitsune (SMI-Great Fox): dude..Ive seen retarded
[20:43:33] Bret the Kitsune (SMI-Great Fox): Ive worked with retarded kids
[20:43:38] Alberto Guerra!: LOL
[20:43:41] Alberto Guerra!: SAD,OLASKDFAKD~PFLSKADPLFKSAPDKFAÇSLDKFSAJDFSADJÇJFSAJFAÇFSDF
[20:43:43] Alberto Guerra!: ASDFSADLJFSÇADLKJFALSÇKFÇLSADKFÇLASDKJFÇLASDKFLSAÇKFÇLASDKFLASÇFAS
[20:43:44] Bret the Kitsune (SMI-Great Fox): retarded kids are better then this

omg i...i....i lol'ed.

[r3vange]

[15:18:27] Borisovici: lol i just tried my golf wont start
[15:19:09] Re\/ang3: You gotta do the starting dance around it ortherwise it won't
[15:19:47 | Edited 15:19:57] Borisovici: no i need one more guy to push him down the hill and burn it
[15:19:53] Rommie: did you try to yell at it?
[15:20:29] Re\/ang3: Did you try turning the key?
[15:20:45] Rommie: (rofl)

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[Zynth]

[9:21:54 PM] Solar powered flashlight (Adam_Spire): Well fine...I will make a RP that...that all my freelancers get infected with nomads and we all get corsair battleships and and...we unite with the Outcasts and form a sub faction of the IMGs sub faction to another sub faction that has its OWN sub faction and attack ALL of Sirius with an UNSTOPPABLE......Thing!
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[9:22:38 PM] Jordain Yeo (Zynth): I will make RP that my Freelancer has warped from an alternate dimension and has access to force powers. His name shall be Darth Vader.
[9:22:43 PM] Jordain Yeo (Zynth): Oh and he shall be a pony.
[9:23:07 PM] Jordain Yeo (Zynth): Or maybe a death god...
[9:23:25 PM] Solar powered flashlight (Adam_Spire): Oh yea!? Well...well my character will be a SAJAYN with...with Gundam suit armor and and we'll have 12 Dyson spheres!
[9:23:25 PM] Jordain Yeo (Zynth): I'll make a AI Scimitar called "Starscream".
[9:24:08 PM] Cris: Now that we are talking about it I will rp a space prostitute, and offer "escort" services
[9:24:22 PM] Jordain Yeo (Zynth): I shall have a Freelancer that can kill someone instantly by writing on a notepad.
[9:24:30 PM] Jordain Yeo (Zynth): Writing his name on a notebad.
[9:24:33 PM] Jordain Yeo (Zynth): notepad*
[9:24:34 PM] Cris: lol
[9:24:35 PM] Jordain Yeo (Zynth): DAMMIT TYPOS!
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[9:31:23 PM] Jordain Yeo (Zynth): I shall roleplay a Purple Dragon that gives free credits to people.
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[9:31:48 PM] Jordain Yeo (Zynth): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZrdK517hSYc

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[Petitioner]

[9:51:12 PM] Twisp: SPACE MAFIA NO WAIT SPACE FRANCE NO WAIT MINERS ARE OPRESSED NO WAIT BATTLESTAR GALACTICA

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Recruitment | Task Force Prometheus | ICN FIRESTORM

[lw'nafh]

[10:46:36 PM] Kangaraptor: my penis is schizophrenic.

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вellυм ѕe ιpѕυм aleт

[Username removed]

[11:25:14 PM] Kaz: you ok ?
[11:25:23 PM] Caleb Levesque: yeah, why?
[11:25:30 PM] Kaz: just askin'
[11:25:37 PM] Caleb Levesque: what for?
[11:25:44 PM] Kaz: for answer.
[11:26:10 PM] Caleb Levesque: what made you ask in the first place?
[11:26:25 PM] Kaz: (bandit)
[11:26:29 PM] Kaz: you don't wanna know.
[11:27:04 PM] Caleb Levesque: no tell me
[11:27:10 PM | Editat 11:27:20 PM] Kaz: tell what not ?
[11:27:53 PM] Caleb Levesque: [11:26 PM] Kaz:

<<< you don't wanna know.yes i do
[11:28:00 PM] Kaz: no you dont
[11:28:19 PM] Caleb Levesque: yes I do actually...
[11:28:21 PM] Caleb Levesque: so lay it out
[11:28:29 PM] Kaz: no, you do not.
[11:29:47 PM] Caleb Levesque: :|
[11:29:54 PM] Kaz: fine...
[11:29:57 PM] Kaz: it was...
[11:30:01 PM] Kaz: boredom.
[11:30:17 PM] Caleb Levesque: :|
Caleb Levesque

[Username removed]

look Omicron Alpha right now
[1:38:48 PM] Michał Golański: 8-|
[1:39:39 PM] Kaz: y u haz keepur lamashtu ?
[1:40:04 PM] Michał Golański: I assume direct control
[1:40:14 PM] Kaz: i can haz keepur bs pl0z ?
[1:40:18 PM] Michał Golański: nope
[1:40:40 PM] Michał Golański: I am one of Marducks operator
[1:42:34 PM] Michał Golański: We are harbringer of your destiny 8-|
[1:42:52 PM] Kaz: keepurs.hairbringer !