DUE TO EXTREMELY HIGH DEMAND (and my own striking charisma) [color=cyan]FLOOD NOW CONTRIBUTES DOUBLE TO YOUR POST COUNT! ALL OF THE LOVELY THOUGHTS AND WORDS THAT FLOW FROM YOUR BRAIN TO YOUR FINGERS THROUGH THE INTERNET TO THE WORLD'S EYES SHALL NOW BE REWARDED!
FURTHERMORE, YOUR POST COUNTS SHALL BE CONVERTED INTO OUNCES OF GOLD THAT THE ADMINISTRATION WILL SEND TO AFRICA TO BUILD PYRAMID SPACESHIP HOSPITALS. THAT FIRE LASERS. AT ZONERS. THANK YOU. HAVE A NICE DAY.goddamnihatecapslockiamsuchahorriblepersonjustkillmenowpleaseohpleaseohpleasejustendmymiseryandtorment.