The Thread That Theoretically Dosen't Suck

[Marburg]

MEANWHILE, at the super secret SCRA hideout
"Pssst, Marburg has mentioned the code word, do you think he knows?"
"No, not a chance, there's no way he's the new Ikon"
"But he SAID the code word"
"Are you sure?"
"That's not the code word anyways idiot, that's what we do in case of emergency. That and the vodka"
"Oh...of course....how stupid of me"
"Damn right stupid of you, nowload my Box O' Emergency Kittens™ into my cargo bay"
"Yes comrade!"

::goes & does his best Gollumn impression:: Yesss, my Precious! That's the tickets! The plausibility of the post's statements rival only the level of it's sanity.

& We both agrees that it rockses righteouslyes, do we's not?

(edit- btw: hamburgers with cheese & mustard are far superior to hamburgers with mayonnaise & cheese...is that an insensitive statement that alienates the portion of the burger population that lacks cheese entirely, or should the cheesless bastards just hush & own it, wearing their cheeselessness like a badge of honor?)

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[Fro]

wat

[Zynth]

(edit- btw: hamburgers with cheese & mustard are far superior to hamburgers with mayonnaise & cheese...is that an insensitive statement that alienates the portion of the burger population that lacks cheese entirely, or should the cheesless bastards just hush & own it, wearing their cheeselessness like a badge of honor?)

Yes I agree wholly that indeed cheese and mustard is superior to mayonnaise and cheese. I in fact am against mayonnaise entirely. Mayonnaise has no rightful place as a food condiment. For fast food, mustard and ketchup reign supreme. In salads, Italian and Ceasar control the monopoly. Mayonnaise is in fact useless as a condiment and should be removed completely.

I don't understand how it can be insensitive statement to the cheeseless burger population. I feel that cheeseless burgers have their own charm in themselves. In fact, there are fewer cheeseless burgers around now. The rarity of cheeseless burgers add to their charm. I believe the cheeseless burger population should be proud of their cheeseless heritage and uniqueness that comes with it.

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[Toaster]

I was watching some porn when suddenly Marburg entered the room in which the stars were doing it. I was like lolwut and then he was like u mad? and then the pornstars' faces turned into troll faces and my brain popped.

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Olivia Sable

[Maelstrom]

Cheese this and mayonaise that. Bah. Every person of culture knows that the only condement worth mentioning is bacon. Take any meal under the sun, add a strip of bacon, and people are suddenly sipping tea with pinkies extended and raising eyebrows at random strangers. Add a second strip and such vulgar street machines as crotch rockets and asian imporats are instantly replaced by Bentlys and Bugattis. And, heaven forbid, should you deep fry your bacon wrapped meal, Kings and Queens will ennoble you and your line for the next 100 generations.

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[Mao]

I've read something about cats and then I stopped reading and pressed the reply button and this is what came out: Cats are bad.

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[schlurbi]

seems that there are those that underestimated the gravity of the situation.

kittens snffed...1 of 10

what a pisser, huh?

there are now only 9 kittens left.

Seven Kittens left

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"Who is it doing this synthetic type of alpha beta psychedelic funkin'?"

[Maelstrom]

Little known fact: Cats are the best silencers known to mankind.

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[Captain]

cat silencer?

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[NOVA-5]