He was promoted to Head of Writhing Maggots Turning Into An Orgiastic Sea Of Drowning Albinos While Winged Spiders Rain Acid Venom On Beep Beep Beep Beep Beeeeeeeeeeeeep Turns Out He Was Hooked Up to a Dialysis Machine and Just Died. Which really pissed off Simmons, because he worked harder for that position and they just passed him right up.
' Wrote:He was promoted to Head of Writhing Maggots Turning Into An Orgiastic Sea Of Drowning Albinos While Winged Spiders Rain Acid Venom On Beep Beep Beep Beep Beeeeeeeeeeeeep Turns Out He Was Hooked Up to a Dialysis Machine and Just Died. Which really pissed off Simmons, because he worked harder for that position and they just passed him right up.
Hi sir, how's complaining about being ganked in Minor going?
' Wrote:He was promoted to Head of Writhing Maggots Turning Into An Orgiastic Sea Of Drowning Albinos While Winged Spiders Rain Acid Venom On Beep Beep Beep Beep Beeeeeeeeeeeeep Turns Out He Was Hooked Up to a Dialysis Machine and Just Died. Which really pissed off Simmons, because he worked harder for that position and they just passed him right up.
' Wrote:Oh no sir, I believe that every action and event has a purpose. Well, most things. There's a few exceptions. You know what I'm talking about good sir.
Indeed. Pistols at dawn then?
Edit: Nope, I was paying more attention to my callouses.