I can haz skype

[ulfsarkhuskarl]

God damn it speedhax0r...

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[Soul Reaper]

[10:41:05 PM] SARAWR FFS: Ok.
[10:41:06 PM] SARAWR FFS: SO.
[10:41:11 PM] SARAWR FFS: I go ti img4Skype
[10:41:14 PM] SARAWR FFS: first thing I see?
[10:41:16 PM] SARAWR FFS: Pony getting fisted.
[10:41:19 PM] SARAWR FFS: I leave page.

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[Madvillain]

Steven Peterson holds Charlie at arm's length and stares deeply into his golen eyes. Caressing his long, orange tail from top to bottom, he presses his body against his, the thin coat of fur massaging his chest as he...
[22-1-2012 23:52:45] Steven Peterson: DAMNIT CHARLIE
[22-1-2012 23:52:48] Steven Peterson: DAMNIT, YOU MADE ME DO IT
[22-1-2012 23:52:59] Steven Peterson: GAAAAAAH, THIS FEELS SO WRONG
[22-1-2012 23:53:05] Charlie Bennett: Golden eyes eh?

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Baila Morena | Toilet Trouble | Elder Presidente[TBH] | The Titan Combat Manual | Confession
♰ Join the Corsair Brotherhood ♰

[Grumblesaur]

Call ended, duration 21:48:12

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A way a lone a last a loved a long the riverrun, past Eve and Adam's, from swerve of shore to bend of bay,
brings us by a commodius vicus of recirculation back to Howth Castle and Environs.

[Stefz]

[18:00:35] Stefz: HOW CAN YOU ANSWER MY GODDAMNED QUESTIONS AND TYPE AND USE PC AND USE SKYPE AND USE GOOGLE CHROME AND DO STUFF THEN!!!??
[18:00:48] Kilian | Tachyon: I use Mozilla like a n00b.

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[Divine]

[22:12:06] Divine: [18:11:01] Dave (Ceoran): ...
Hoodlum sure has lots of common sense too but he'll maul you nonetheless. Because it's Hoodlum.
[22:12:18] Divine: sounds good.
[22:12:21] Divine: lets recruit him :|
[22:23:33] Mathias: If Ceoran recruits Hoodlum, i'll butrape Ceoran 3 times a day, every day for the rest of his life
[22:25:24] Divine: If Ceoran recruits Hoodlum, he's the hero of the year
[22:25:46] Divine: if you try to buttrape Ceoran for recruiting Hoodlum, you'll get assraped by Jess :|
[22:25:52] Dave (Ceoran): aye
[22:26:14] Mathias: who's jess?
[22:26:16] Dave (Ceoran): you don't screw with Hoodlum or he'll buttrape you
[22:26:16] Mathias: i dont even know that guy
[22:26:18] Divine: yo Ceo
[22:26:20] Dave (Ceoran): yo
[22:26:32] Dave (Ceoran): And Jess = Hoodlum
[22:26:53] Mathias: *sighs* i'll butrape the both of yo
[22:27:00] Mathias: Challenge accepted

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[RmJ]

[4:52:10 PM] Zigeris and love it.: (bow)
[4:52:29 PM] Timo Edge (TheOrangeButterfly): zig is promoted to kishiro chauvenist
[4:52:32 PM] Timo Edge (TheOrangeButterfly): (bow)

[4:59:54 PM] Zigeris and love it.: Aye.
[4:59:55 PM] Tyler: Its not a problem
[5:00:04 PM] Zigeris and love it.: Well... um what if I dont' wanna be promoted?
[5:00:07 PM] Zigeris and love it.: >.>
[5:00:12 PM] Zigeris and love it.: I like the Janitor's closet.
[5:00:19 PM] Tyler: Then stay there:P
[5:00:23 PM] Zigeris and love it.: It's big enough for a pizza oven.
[5:00:31 PM] Zigeris and love it.: But I'm too broke to buy one.
[5:00:39 PM] Tyler: Ill get you 1
[5:00:40 PM] Zigeris and love it.: But I put a hole in the floor so i can poo.
[5:00:52 PM] Zigeris and love it.: Can't say I want to be Kishiro's accountant right about now.
[5:00:55 PM] Tyler: Ill even bring a babies pottypot
[5:01:03 PM] Zigeris and love it.: Oh!
[5:01:10 PM | Edited 5:01:12 PM] Zigeris and love it.: That'd make it much nicer!
[5:01:15 PM] Tyler: and a poster
[5:01:21 PM] Zigeris and love it.: Oh can't do that.
[5:01:28 PM] Tyler: http://imgs.sfgate.com/blogs/images/sfgate...umb-250x332.jpg
[5:01:50 PM] Zigeris and love it.: Where'me gun?
[5:01:57 PM] Tyler: lol i hate you
[5:03:04 PM] Zigeris and love it.: I hate cats, see the difference?
[5:03:11 PM] Zigeris and love it.: Unless you're a cat.
[5:03:15 PM] Miyoko Hiragai: I'd buy a stork, Tyler, but I have no need of one.
[5:03:27 PM] Tyler: Hehe I have to many Storks currently
[5:03:37 PM] Zigeris and love it.: Whooo he getting his wooopie on!
[5:06:30 PM] Zigeris and love it.: Woopie = Sex
[5:06:43 PM] Zigeris and love it.: Stork = a way of telling kids where babies come from...
[5:06:44 PM] Miyoko Hiragai: You mean whoopie.
[5:06:54 PM] Zigeris and love it.: AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWYEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! ;D
[5:07:01 PM] Miyoko Hiragai: Actually, my dad used to tell me I fell from the cieling into his beer.
[5:07:21 PM] Zigeris and love it.: Did he tell you anything else?
[5:07:40 PM] Miyoko Hiragai: Not really.
[5:07:47 PM] Zigeris and love it.: Good <,< Less you know the better...
[5:08:08 PM] Miyoko Hiragai: I may have never had sex, but I know about it.
[5:08:41 PM] Zigeris and love it.: *rubs nose* Somehow this pun got lost in seriousness.
[5:08:42 PM] Tyler: (facepalm)

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[Azan27]

[12:32:50 PM] alec.voelkel: I don't rely on public opinion
[12:32:54 PM] alec.voelkel: only communists do that

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Let it burn.

[Username removed]

[8:51:44 PM] Kaz: I AM GUY, NOT GAY !!!
[8:52:21 PM] Zhang: you smoked your own penis? A wonder thing for many...
[8:52:28 PM] Kaz: NO !!
[8:52:29 PM] Kaz: DOOOHHH
[8:52:44 PM] Zwon: [8:51 PM] Kaz:

<<< I AM GUY, NOT GAY !!!why you smokes penis?

Edit:
[8:54:41 PM] Zwon: where are they?
[8:54:42 PM] Kaz: you poor poor guy
[8:54:55 PM] Zwon: (wait)
[8:55:03 PM] Zwon: stop looking gayporns
[8:55:31 PM] Zhang: C-MOOON, WHAT SIZE MAN NEEDS TO SUCK HIS OWN D***?????
[8:55:42 PM] Kaz: extra large.

[Reverend Del]

Kevin (Marburg) needs to know the quality & # of hookers I need to send over to bribe permission to post another something in there
[15:33:14] Kevin (Marburg): & hey joe, bob 8-)
[15:33:40] (Bob) Garrett_Jax: I go for quality over quanitiy. Last ones you sent made my nuts itch
[15:34:09] Kevin (Marburg): I have that effect on people ::shug:: (chuckle)
[15:34:12] Joe (Jihad): Bob
[15:34:17] Kevin (Marburg): the keveffect
[15:34:21] Joe (Jihad): That's the most surprising thing you've ever said
[15:34:33] (Bob) Garrett_Jax: sorry. out of char this morning
[15:34:42] Joe (Jihad): I laughed, a lot.
[15:34:51] Kevin (Marburg): it was wonderful
[15:35:03] Kevin (Marburg): you are comming to the dark side
[15:35:04] Jes Simmons: [15:34] (Bob) Garrett_Jax:

<<< I go for quality over quanitiy. Last ones you sent made my nuts itch
Good to see the quality hasn't risen far out the gutter ...
[15:35:14] Reverend Del: Never , Jes
[15:35:20] Reverend Del: Gutter level is all we know
[15:35:53] Kevin (Marburg): law of gravity applies
[15:35:58] Jes Simmons: As they say, so low it can parachute out of a snake's arse ...
[15:41:15] Kevin (Marburg): Kevin (Marburg) is still wrapping his head around that one, pictuing bob's itchy nuts parachuting out of a snakes ass
Reverend Del ponders why kev would devote that much brain time to the concept.
[15:42:04] Jes Simmons: Bleach anyone ?
[15:42:19] Kevin (Marburg): kev is a 'dirty american' (chuckle)
[15:42:28] (Bob) Garrett_Jax: I'm flattered you think that much of my nuts, Kev
[15:42:37] Jes Simmons: Itchy or not ...

The Mod chat.

Serious business this conspir[A]cy lark.

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Saint Del is considered a holy healer of diseases of children, but also as a protector of cattle.