Shorthand Humorous RP

[spikefin]

So i was making shorthand RP in another topic, Short and breif representations, And I remembered a funny instance, Thought others might have some funny moments to.


Transport: Looking for hold of Ore
Miner: Ill fill ya 3k a piece
Transport: How about 2.5k a piece
Miner: Ok but only this one time, and only cause im absolutely broke after buying this miner
****miner flys to transport****
Miner: In scanner range, Be there in a tick
Transport: OK
Miner: Transport, I have a contact on long range scanners, Heading straight for you.
Pirate: Transport, Give me 3 mil or die.
Transport: What do I have to lever me to pay 3mil? I have an empty hold
Pirate: Stop stalling 3 mil or I blow your ship
Transport: Not my ship, Its the corperations
Pirate: PewPew
Transport: BOOM
Pirate: Miner, 3 mil or you die
Miner: You know you just blew up the guy that was going to pay me right?
Pirate: 3 mil or Die
Miner: I dont have 3 mil, and you just destroyed my income source, Really Clever.
Pirate: Then you Die
Miner: Then I run
Pirate: Please stop
Miner: Your joking right?
Pirate: I cant hit you, Stop moving side to side
Miner: byebye

****Much time passes****

Miner: Pirate were are you going?
Pirate: I give up, Its not fair!

****Time passes****

miner requests to dock

I lol

[CzeReptile]

Dublin?

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[Toaster]

That may be the funniest pirate encounter I've heard of so far.

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Olivia Sable

[Tachyon]

zzz. Lolwuts.

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[Corsair]

You're an OORP jerk. Miners are supposed to sit their asses down and let pirates kill them. )))))))))))

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[Not Espi]

So it's 3milrdie nowadays?

I got to get with the times...

[spikefin]

Dublin?

TAU, last week.

[JayDee Kasane]

deal with it... half of pirates - noobs
and more then half of traders also

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[spikefin]

deal with it... half of pirates - noobs
and more then half of traders also

What really? Deal with what? I didn't see the part were there was an issue. What are you smoking that causes such hallucination?

Why even bother speaking to others if all you want to do is insult.