If you choose to follow the floody trail into the dark castle, READ ON!
Okay.
Suddenly your thread descends into rage faces, pony pictures and Makc_RU!
It is doomed forever and sinks to the bottom of <strike>hell</strike> <strike>flood</strike> hell.
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Lots of punctuation, freaky spacing.
I like the sentiment, although it could be written more concisely, or toned less condescendingly.