Cylon's

[Xerxas Jade]

A Message From The Cylon's

The Cylon empire has reached Sirius, after destroying The twelve worlds of man the Clylons gave chase to the last BattleStar the Galactica which had set course for the thirteenth world of man, Earth unaware that earth has been destroyed (See Freelancer full length into). The BattleStar however found its way to Sirius where many more have been produced and the surviving members of the 12 worlds of man have integrated into our society. In the mean time the Cylon ships that followed the BattleStar Galactica to Sirius returned to Caprica and told there leaders about what they found and now the Cylons return as always bent on destroying all life in the universe but in particular they want to destroy humanity.

The Cylon Empire at this point will not be a faction as it currently only has one member (me) but as we grow which I am hoping we will. I defiantly plan on us becoming one as soon as we have the members ect to meet the prerequisites to be classed one.

The reason I am posting this is to hopefully recruit a couple of people so we can officially become a faction so anyone interested please post or pm me.

And a little detail about us.

Obviously if you have read this far you know our history I thought hey if we have BattleStars why not have Cylons and I saw a need for a well organized Pirate Faction that ACCEPTS ALL MEMBERS no matter what there skill level or in game level so that no one feels inferior or left out the only conditions would be you can not already be in a pirte faction i.e. Phantoms The Coalition or the Dark Nights, and you have to be prepared to role-play on our side occasionally (no point having members if they never show up to any events)

Our affiliations will have us enemies to all factions including the Phantoms as our goal if utter and complete extermination of all living things so in other words we hate everything.

This will be a pirate faction and will have no set base or home system and it will be set up as a faction that you can join and still remain in your other factions as well just like the Phantoms.

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[Fellow Hoodlum]

Hey Xerxas, good luck with the venture. Current alliances preclude my inclusion.
And boy has the spelling improved in leaps and bounds. Nice one.

Hoodlum :mellow:

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[Nightfall]

man u're not alone :P this only shows how right I was a few days ago in NY. i hae a quote 4 u, and here it is:

The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy is a wholly remarkable book. It has been compiled and recompiled many times over many years and under many different editorships. It contains contributions from countless numbers of travellers and researchers.
The introduction begins like this:
"Space," it says, "is big. Really big. You just won't believe how vastly hugely mindboggingly big it is. I mean you may think it's a long way down the road to the chemist, but that's just peanuts to space. Listen ..." and so on.

The Universe some information to help you live in it.

1~Area: Infinite.
The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy offers this definition of the word "Infinite".
Infinite: Bigger than the biggest thing ever and then some. Much bigger than that in fact, really amazingly immense, a totally stunning size, "wow, that's big", time. Infinity is just so big that by comparison, bigness itself looks really titchy. Gigantic multiplied by colossal multiplied by staggeringly huge is the sort of concept we're trying to get across here.
2~Imports: None.
It is impossible to import things into an infinite area, there being no outside to import things in from.
3~Exports: None.
See imports.
4~Population: None.
It is known that there are an infinite number of worlds, simply because there is an infinite amount of space for them to be in. However, not every one of them is inhabited. Therefore, there must be a finite number of inhabited worlds. Any finite number divided by infinity is as near to nothing as makes no odds, so the average population of all the planets in the Universe can be said to be zero. From this it follows that the population of the whole Universe is also zero, and that any people you may meet from time to time are merely the products of a deranged imagination.
5~Monetary Units: None.
In fact there are three freely convertible currencies in the Galaxy, but none of them count. The Altairan Dollar has recently collapsed, the Flaninian Pobble Bead is only exchangeable for other Flaninian Pobble Beads, and the Triganic Pu has its own very special problems. Its exchange rate of eight Ningis to one Pu is simple enough, but since a Ningi is a triangular rubber coin six thousand eight hundred miles across each side, no one has ever collected enough to own one Pu. Ningis are not negotiable currency because the Galactibanks refuse to deal in fiddling small change. From this basic premise it is very simple to prove that the Galactibanks are also the product of a deranged imagination.
6~Art: None.
The function of art is to hold the mirror up to nature, and there simply isn't a mirror big enough see point one.
7~Sex: None.
Well, in fact there is an awful lot of this, largely because of the total lack of money, trade, banks, art, or anything else that might keep all the non-existent people of the Universe occupied.
However, it is not worth embarking on a long discussion of it now because it really is terribly complicated. For further information see Guide Chapters seven, nine, ten, eleven, fourteen, sixteen, seventeen, nineteen, twenty-one to eighty-four inclusive, and in fact most of the rest of the Guide.

sry 4 this being so long, but I felt the need to propagate it somehow :P

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If the stars should appear one night in a thousand years, how would men believe and adore and preserve for many generations the remembrance of the city of God? - from 'Nightfall' by I. Asimov
The Outcasts consider Siniestre Nube a sacred place for several reasons. Early explorers discovered a jumphole within the depths of the cloud that leads to a strange world of ringed stars and strange craft. All ships in the burrial ground are placed facing that hole to honor the Alien Spirits. - An Outcast rumor

[finius]

o.O How random...I just watched the original hitch hikers guide to the galaxy film last night lol.

Sounding pretty cool there Xerxas, good luck :)

[Xerxas Jade]

May i ask what the hitch hikers guide to the galaxy has to do with starting a new Faction?? im confused..

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[finius]

I'm not sure that it does have anything to do with your new faction, but still, it is remarably good...

[Nightfall]

The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy is a wholly remarkable book. It has been compiled and recompiled many times over many years and under many different editorships. It contains contributions from countless numbers of travellers and researchers..... And so on...

It has to do as much as it would have to do with most things in the universe - nothing much, as most of the information is at least slightly inacurate to completely wrong. :secret:

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If the stars should appear one night in a thousand years, how would men believe and adore and preserve for many generations the remembrance of the city of God? - from 'Nightfall' by I. Asimov
The Outcasts consider Siniestre Nube a sacred place for several reasons. Early explorers discovered a jumphole within the depths of the cloud that leads to a strange world of ringed stars and strange craft. All ships in the burrial ground are placed facing that hole to honor the Alien Spirits. - An Outcast rumor

[Xerxas Jade]

Aww...

Damm no wounder i keep getting lost ;) i use it as a street dierctory :P

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