Love service!

[Rodnas]

Location: Omicron Gamma, Planet Crete
Sender: Trueno Benitez
Recipent: Fune

Hola senorita Fune,

i am afraid things might not be as easy as they seem at first glance ... the problemo with Corsair senoritas is simple...what if gossip spreads that i am not the hombre i should be? I mean....normally you expect from a successfull Corsair not only to be seasoned in war and artifact trade but also with you know...relaciónes amorosas,si?
I migh lose my face and bring dishonor to my familia!! This mustn't happen!

And actually i think the senoras from the sirian houses have mucho advatages aswell- i know for sure they don't suffer from radiation and malnutrition on their rich planets with all those grass things and animals and such! So they sure are healthy and perfect for a familia!
Also, it seems that theaverage senorita from the houses is not well versed in combat and doesn't even have interest in war and the like...so it might be quite comforting if i could have a dona with whom i can relax from duty instead ofreciting bloody antics!
I even have prove for my theories as just some days ago we found some vacationers who chartered an OSC yacht, and we generously took them and their ship with us...et miara! There was no sick or hungry looking senora there....and none threatened to kill us if they could escape aswell. The only thing they wanted was getting home to their familas, us not wanting to hurt their familias and so on. Perfecto - family oriented, protective and healthy!

What i don't understand with your advice is this thing about not listening about what mi madre wishes....i mean...madre mio, she is my madre! What kind of son would i be if i didn't honor her? I mean i even let our estate be expanded so that she and padre aswell as my older hermanos and their families can live together with me under the same roof- la familia, complete and in one place, what more can one wish for afterall...
Also, about this whole love thing- is it really important? I mean i was accidentially talking with old one legged Pepe again while no one was listening...and he said that it doesn't matter at all- i should just try to find a loyal and healthy dona to fulfill my duty to the Empire and familia, which sounded quite logic and reasonable! Afterall it may come by anyways, at least he said that...

And why shouldn't i try to meet that special someone while working? I bought a magazine called "GQ Sirius" from a Junker and there itwas written that it is best to find ones partner while being at work, because then you already know what everyone is doing, you share interests already, have some easy topics to start talking...so what about that?

Anyways, i appreciate that you give me a second opinion, some times i am not sure if one legged Pepes advice on women is good just because he is senior and such..

Hasta la vista,

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[Laura C.]

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Sender: anonymous (temporary name created: Lonely girl_1)
Sent from: blocked
Subject: Help

Greetings, Concordia! I´m sorry that I sent you my message so covertly...but I don´t want to risk that anybody other will read it. And - nothing personal - I don´t know you so I can´t trust you so much to reveal my identity so quickly in this very personal issue. But I wanted to write you because maybe you can help me.

The reason is...wait, maybe first shortly something about me. My life didn´t go well from beginning but it went better in last few years. Good and serious job, quite good money...but one problem still stand - I don´t have luck with men. That ones which I wanted were not interested in me...and the rest who was interested wanted just a fun and...well, sex. And I want more now. I´m looking for somebody who is interested in serious relationship. But I´m a spaceship pilot and this is not the best position for searching.

So what I want: I understood from what you said that you met a lot of men because you like their...ehm... company, so I was thinking that maybe you can give me contact on some of them if you dont have any further plans with them anymore. Or on any other interesting men, if you know any.

And what kind of man I want? I think I´m not very demanding. I just want man who will take me as I am and will respect that I´m not his property. Age between 25 and 40. And it would be nice also if he will be handsome at least a little, with some style, intellect and manner. Okay, maybe I am little demanding. I don´t know. Maybe there is a lot of men like that and I´m just missing them.

So...can you help me?

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On a ragebreak. Or ragequit. Time will tell.

[Yaoquizque]

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Uhoh... You look funny!
What happened to your teeth? And to your eyes!

I don't know how you can kiss anyone with those teeth though! It must hurt.
Did you consider to consult an orthodontist?

Uh and what do you mean with thumbs...? You don't mean real ones.... Right?
About that girl you seem to like. Perhaps you should call her! It wouldn't help you in the long term if i did everything for you right?!

Oh! Did you consider to send her some flowers? It would be a good start!

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Well, i understand. You are very attached to the concept of family. But you must understand you're the one living your life, and you shouldn't let others dictate you how it should be.

You deserve to make your own choices, don't you think?
Well... That's a least my opinion, but hey... Truth is five, as Mord used to say!

Now hmm... About your friend Pepe...
Some people just hate to be alone, you see... So they live with the first person they meet, to not be alone anymore. But it's not the best way to have a relationship.

Which seems to be the case for you! You're afraid about what others may say, and about what your mommy may think.
Being with someone you don't really love will make you miss one of the best things in life. Wouldn't that be a pity?!

Lastly, that magazine you read is quite right. But it does work when you are sharing an activity with others.
In your case, you are doing teamwork with others corsairs, i believe?
But the ones you pirates aren't sharing anything with you. And you are maybe scaring them!

Trueno... what if you took a few weeks of vacation and visited Cannie?
It's a nice place and there is many girls there... And they are accustomed to see corsairs there!

That said, i wanted to ask you something, since you said you were working for the Benitez sweethearts!
I had a friend called Rosendo... I didn't see him since ages and i miss him a bit. I'm also a bit worried because he never calls me!

Would you know him? He tended to spend a lot of time in bars!
Love you!

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Hey there sweetheart.
I know a few very nice boys. But you would have to tell me a tad more about you, so that i can find out which one would be best for you!

I would also like you to tell me what you are waiting for exactly.
Beauty, personality or intelligence.. We girls all want that! But it won't help me much to find who would suit you best, right?.

Secondly, could you tell me what are the main qualities you like in boys, and what kind of faults make you melt?

Finally, I would also need to know things like.... If you would like to meet only sweethearts from your house - Granted you're from one! - or if you have problems with the way sweethearts live - Bad men for example!

Once i know a bit more about you, i will call whom we will agree to be the best to organize a romantic thingy dingy and... who knows! Maybe he will be the right one!

Stay shiny!

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[Laura C.]

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Sender: anonymous (temporary name created: Lonely girl_1)
Sent from: blocked
Subject: More about me

Hello, Concordia! Thank you for reply! So you want to know more about what I want or like on men... Hmm, for start it will be good if he will know at least a little about space traveling and ships etc. Maybe active or former civilian or military pilot, or technician... Just, you know, sometimes you want to speak with your boyfriend about bad day in work for example and it is hard to speak with man about my job when he knows nothing about it. When he don´t understand what pain is problem with overheating thruster or stupid base docking control officers...well, I hope you know what I mean, I just want to have some shared experience.

And about their other qualities. I think no surprise here. I want someone who will not lie to me or cheat on me. And of course I admire bravery. I like the feeling of protection in their arms then. So I have liking in combat pilots. Which of us don´t, heh? And on the contrary I generally don´t like men who are like...dead fish. Who are to much quiet and calm almost all the time. Because I like when man can show some passion. When I can see fire in his heart for me.

Speaking about where from the man should be, I generally don´t care. I lived for several years in whole Sirius, aboard my ship, space stations or planets. And moreover, I grew up in Bretonia, then spent some time on Gran Canaria...where I felt in love with a Corsair by the way...then worked in Liberty and now I spend most of my time in Kusari. So I don´t care much where he lives.

But when I´m thinking about this now...maybe I don´t want any Rheinlander, only if you know some very special one. I have some good friends between them, but they...most of them don´t attract me, I don´t know why. And I also don´t like most of the Kusarian men because of their arrogant xenophobic attitude to rest of the Sirius...including me. Oh, and I definitely don´t want any Outcast, all of them are crazy from that cardamine that they use.

And finally about the way how my man should live. I´m not sure what you mean by "bad man". I don´t want any thief or drug dealer or any other scum like this, ok?! Or one of those poor bastards who want to beat his woman. I want man with honour who can show some respect to woman! But if you meant just man who has for example problem with laws due to political reasons or because he is fighting against some tyrannical government, I can live with that. I really understand people who for example fight against Rheinland government, which is really really bad in my opinion and abuse its own citizens.

I hoped that all information I gave you will help you. So do you know any men who can match with my requirements, at least partially?

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On a ragebreak. Or ragequit. Time will tell.

[Yaoquizque]

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Hey hey hey! I'm sorry for the delay, love, but i was busy!

So!
I thought about a few boys you would maybe like.

The first one has a cute beard. He's from Bretonia and lived in Liberty for a while. That's where i met him. He was working for LPI back then. But he was a bit sad... He was concerned about his family in Bretonia. Oh well! I won't tell you the whole story! But he's honest and kind. Oh! I almost forgot his name... Tavish! Well... I used to call him Tavie.

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The second one... Well... I thought about him even if i don't know him much! He works in the Liberty Navy and is always very polite and quiet.
Last time i was with Allie in high orbit, he told me a bit about how he saved a rogue girl and took her with himself to raise her and give her some love. Isn't that cute?! I never dated him but i'm sure he's wonderful! He's name is... Rmm... Johnnie... Jordie... Oh! Jamesie!

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Now i know a boy i didn't see since ages too... He's irresistible. But he's also quite difficult to approach. I think he suffered in the past and doesn't want anymore to open his heart to anyone but his troublesome kids. That makes me feel a bit sad sometimes so... If you like difficulty, you could try your luck! He's called Masie... Well hm. Mason.

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Where was i already... Oh Right! I know another boy. He works in... Rmm... I think he wouldn't like it if i said it! Let's just say he's a good man, okay? He's quite secretive and very patient, as i was never able to annoy him with my teasing, it seems! We never even kissed, so i can't tell you much about how well Normie behaves in bed, though!

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The last one is a sweetheart i met ages ago. He used to work for the order... Do you know them? Anyway, he had a lot of humour and loved to have fun. However, he was often careful and i think he tried to protect me from everything... But i'm a big girl!
That said, last time i saw him, he was a bit melancholic and he was quite serious.... But that was a while ago! His name is Jey! Well... Jeremy! I think i could contact him but... It might take a bit since i don't know exactly where he is..

No need to ask anyway! I'm not going to give you more details about them!
Wouldn't that ruin the fun when you will come to know them? Ha!

Love you!

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[Laura C.]

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Sender: anonymous (temporary name created: Lonely girl_1)
Sent from: blocked
Subject: Men

Hello again, dear Concordia! Nothing happened, I´m always busy too. I read about those five men that you "offered" to me. And...I don´t know. I can´t choose. Maybe the whole problem is on my side?

As first, I think I don´t want anybody with such a big commitment as children at this moment. That means that Jamesie is out (despite it sounds cute that he took a girl to raise her) and Mason too. Related to him, I moreover don´t want difficult man, there is enough difficulties around me and I´m not interested in opening somebody's closed heart.

You know, I want a man which already know what he want in his life. Which also know that he want a woman for serious relationship. Which already think about family. It doesn´t has to be now, maybe in near future, but he thinks about it. Which is thinking about settle somewhere. I want to feel warm of heart and home if you know what I mean. Yes, it sounds pathetic, I know! I´m sorry, I´m sometimes oversensitive and desperate. Maybe I´m lonely too long. Wish I could be like you, how do you know so many interesting men? I envy you.

But back to the men about which you told me. I think it´s obvious from what I wrote above about making home and relationship that Jeremy is out too. I heard only little about The Order, but I know they live and...ehm...work? in deep Omegas and Omicrons. You wrote yourself that it might be difficult to contact him. I heard these people live in their ships and don´t have nothing like a real permanent home. And they are out there for long weeks or months. I don´t want anybody like that. And moreover, their job is around those aliens what I heard. And this really scares me!

Well, there is Normie (this diminutive sounds funny, I hope it is not his real name, I can´t imagine attractive man which is named Normie...) and Tavish left. Hmm, I don´t know. Maybe I will decide if I know if I can experience some excitement too with one of them. Or visit places I never visited. For example Omicrons. Have you ever been there? I heard they are beautiful. And what a thrilling way there! But I don´t have courage to go there alone. Lonely girl which is not good in fight can´t go there, I don´t want to be shot down by some Outcast or Corsair and then be kidnapped to be their slave. People like me need protection when they want go there.

So what do you think, which of them would be better for me? Normie or Tavish? Or do you know any more men that will fit my requirements as I described above? It is not easy with me, I know, sorry for that! I can send you some gift if you want, just tell what you want and where can I send it. Sorry, I must go now, time to take off. Take care!

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On a ragebreak. Or ragequit. Time will tell.

[Rodnas]

Location: Omicron Gamma, Planet Crete
Sender: Trueno Benitez
Recipent: Fune

Hola senorita Fune,

muchas gracias for your continued advice on these delicate matters, second opinions always help, though it might be this whole partner search is a bit hopeless for now- i simply cannot leave my place in the familia to go on vacation, who should fulfill my duties and responsibilities then? My hermanos count on me...we have wars to win and hungry mouths to feed wherever i look!
Maybe the newest charity offensive of the Empire will convince customers that the propaganda that is spread by gringos everywhere is more lie than anything else...
Afterall, i am well versed as a diplomat and surely not as scary as Black Sails raiders...come tho think of, i might be the safest bet for any Senorita when it comes to spontaneous charity by the lanes- i don't drug or enslave anyone like the Outcasts and i have no taste for uneccessary bloodshed like the Hessians or Mollys.

So i think this is a good way to merge my duty and my personal life and if i get a new flightsuit i might catch an eye, si What do you think?

By the way, hermano Rosendo is doing muy bueno, last time i saw him he was organizing supplies for planet Crete...and though i have no contact to him right now, his latest assignement is still the same, so whenever he reports in on Crete he will recieve your message,si?

Hasta la vista,

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[Yaoquizque]

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Don't be so rude with yourself, honey. Why would there be any problem on your side?
Maybe your past experiences weren't that good but hey! We learn the most from our mistakes, right? And i can see you're trying to find the true one. It's a good start!

That said... The problem with us girls is that... We sometimes tend to wait for the "charming prince" type, thus neglecting all the others opportunities we may have. But that fantasy is an illusion.

Men are what they are. They can be charming and repulsive.
What i'm trying to say is.... That nobody is perfect.

What personally matters the most to me is the qualities they have. Focusing on their flaws couldn't get me anywhere!

Oh! Hmm... I think i derailed. Sorry!
So where were we? Ha! Right!

Normie... It's the way i call him. He doesn't like it much now i think about it.
His name is Norman O'Connor and he lives in Liberty. Maybe that would suit you the best! We are more like... Friends i guess, and he was always kind to me.
About Tavish... Last time i heard about him, he was living on Java... You know, that IMG base in '23! I love him. He's very mature and kind... And sometimes i miss him big times.

Huh and... About visiting new places... You totally should! There is so many nice places to see in Sirius! And it's a nice way to meet new friends, right?
Now you speak about Omicrons... It's funny you know, because i received some messages lately about a Corsair sweetheart looking for love.
He looks quite cute and well intentioned but... I don't know what opinion you may have on Corsairs. I personally love them and don't understand why so many sweethearts claim they are very mean.

Either way! I can't choose for you, right? You're the only one able to do that kind of choice, or it wouldn't make much sense.
Don't be worry about choosing the wrong guy anyway. As i said, making a mistake isn't the end of the world if you learn from it!

Love you!

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[Laura C.]

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Sender: anonymous (temporary name created: Laura)
Sent from: blocked
Subject: Picking a man

Hi, dear Concordia! Thank you for your kind words, it is nice to hear that. I don´t have much friends so most of the time there is nobody who can I speak with about all this love issues.

Well, I know where Java station is, I have been there many times because I was transporting ores from Tau-23 for some time. But from distance point of view, there is no difference for me if I will travel to Java or Liberty, because in these days I spend most of my time in Kusari, especially Okinawa system.

But it seems a new, third man is here now too... Corsair you say? Looking for love, cute and well intentioned? I´m irresolute now. Sounds dangerous...but interestingly and exciting too. How well you know him?

Because on the one hand, as I said before, I felt in love with Corsair once in my life in the past and...I don´t know if you had same experience but I think there is no better lover than Corsair. They make love same as they fight, they can be wild and conquering but also playful when they want... I liked it.

On the other hand, Corsairs can be really different as I discovered in those times. Some of them, often younger ones, know how to behave to a woman. But some of older and conservative ones can be bastards. Woman is often just a trophy for them, thing to show others that they are real "machos"... I heard that some of them even still choose their woman by kidnapping her to their planet from where she can´t escape.

So what kind of Corsair is the one you were talking about? If that first one, if he is nice and honest...maybe I can meet him somewhere, on some safe place for us both, like Freeport 1 or Freeport 6 for example. You know that basic rule for blind dates - go to public place and have a small electric taser in the handbag, right?

Okay, I´m not sure now if it is good idea. But as you said, what bad can happen? We can meet for one time and nothing more, right? But maybe we should exchange our photos, don´t you think? What if he will not like me? I believe that he is cute when you say so, but I´m not a model, you know? I´m sorry, I think I´m lost again. Or maybe I´m just too tired, I have too much deliveries these days. Just let me know what you think, I believe you can advise me something. I´m grateful for everything you do, you are really sweetheart!

Laura

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On a ragebreak. Or ragequit. Time will tell.

[Aleesha Cooper's #1 Fan]

Aleesha Cooper's #1 Fan to:
Concordia
Topic: Aleesha omg

Sososooooooo I heard about your little service here, and I know that you geeeet arooooound a lot, so I thought maybe you'd seen Aleesha Cooper lately. See, I'm her Number One Fan and I'm stalking her and she slipped right out from under my nose again oh my GOD SHE'S SO CLEVER and I was hoping that you know her because she's got contacts everywhere because everyone loves her who wouldn't OHMIGOD so anyways... can you help me find her? I can pay you if you need it or do you favors or anything I just have to find Aleesha again, please help me!