Who the Bleep are the TAZ?

[Format]

-Do you know what you want to roleplay as a Temporary Autonomous Zoner? (The type here : trader, templar, etc...)

The Wonderfully Colorful Trader of New CastleBurg!

-Do you have a character in mind in which you would like to roleplay? If so, tell us the history and general Roleplay. (Here you explain the character background/history, his mindset, everything related to his story. If you don't have any character in mind, no need to answer anything here)

Ohh You see. It tis a man who has the name of Heamon "The Fly" McCoy. Who has shades that can see as far as the moon to the colorful stars and of course the man named purple. The far fact of coke can drive the nail deep into the orange child. Zoner ship should come with FIVE pink cup holders for such a black tea one must hold in order to escape the reality of being a fish. ERRIISSS and flax.


-Do you have a recommendation from a TAZ? If so, name them. (Note: This is a requirement)

I have 5. All of them from Yuki!

-Will you follow TAZ roleplay guidelines?

Is this... Yes. Trick. Yes.

-What is your experience? When did you join Discovery?

5(X) + 6 = 16

X = Years.

-Have you roleplayed TAZ before?

No. But I would love to learn.

-Are you in other factions? If so, name them.

IC. HF. DSE. GMG. OSI. IKN| [M] [|] I have more but rather talk to you in private about others.

-What will be your level of involvement in TAZ?

Quite high since Yuki is in there. I love trading with the guy, and I like acting like a crazy religious nut. So yeah. Best of both worlds.


Zoner Lore :

-According to you, what is a Zoner? (Answer with your own words. No concise answer please. No copy pasta)

Zoners are just neutral people in my opinion. They stay within their own little group, and trade. They don't favor anyone over anyone else. I like to think of them as that one guy who is neutral neutral on futurama.

-Describe the main asset of a Zoner as compared to others? (Answer with your own words. No concise answer please. No copy pasta)

Being neutral really. You don't have pirates going crazy over you, but you also don't have lawfuls going nuts over you. There is no reason for people to track you down and hunt you down AND put bounties on you if you are a zoner. Zoners are just neutral dudes. Til you piss them off.

-What is the most important thing for a Zoner in the Sirian community? (Answer with your own words. No concise answer please. No copy pasta)

You know. I really don't know. I guess the most important thing for a Zoner in the Sirian community is bigger threats. Since some Zoners don't appear as a threat, the different parts of the Sirian community will go after bigger fish if it's pirating and such. As with lawfuls, I don't really see how the Zoner really needs anything important besides just being neutral. Though, I am going to ask yuki after I post this, and look like an idiot. But you wanted the truth. Tis all I can give you.

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[Doc Holliday]

Mr. McCoy, your application is being reviewed.

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[MFE]Med Force One | Tales of Recovery|Med Force Enterprises

[SuperVDF]

-Do you know what you want to roleplay as a Temporary Autonomous Zoner? [color=#FFFFFF](The type here : trader, templar, etc...) Hoping to work that out.

-Do you have a character in mind in which you would like to roleplay? If so, tell us the history and general Roleplay. (Here you explain the character background/history, his mindset, everything related to his story. If you don't have any character in mind, no need to answer anything here) Rosem Mathus, a man out of time. Not being able to wrap his head entirely around the new time he finds himself in, he remains mostly to himself. Like a Hermit you could say. More info can be provided in "person" at your request. Or you can check out Tales of a Space Hermit here on the Neural net, broadcasting 26/9 all millenia long.

-Do you have a recommendation from a TAZ? If so, name them. (Note: This is a requirement)
Duvelske, he has mentioned I do this for some time now. The potatoe and I have been discussing what to say.

-Will you follow TAZ roleplay guidelines?
Does a Bear poop in the woods?

-What is your experience? When did you join Discovery?
I am a dimension hopper, and have been in many realities, there is not one I call home. About 4 years ago.

-Have you roleplayed TAZ before?
The opposite of yes.

-Are you in other factions? If so, name them.
The conjecture to Yes.

-What will be your level of involvement in TAZ?
When the current dimension i am in allows it. Or if the potato is in the sink.


Zoner Lore :

-According to you, what is a Zoner? A non-person, quiet, and off to the side lines.

-Describe the main asset of a Zoner as compared to others? Objectivity to the potatoe.

-What is the most important thing for a Zoner in the Sirian community? Maintaining neutral to friendly status to ensure Potatoic stability.

[Doc Holliday]

Mr. Mathus,

Your application is approved. I will roster your information shortly so do provide me with a list of ships that you have that you wish to use for TAZ.

HAIL ERIS!
-Doc

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[MFE]Med Force One | Tales of Recovery|Med Force Enterprises

[Microwave]

-Do you know what you want to roleplay as a Temporary Autonomous Zoner? (The type here : trader, templar, etc...)
trader

-Do you have a character in mind in which you would like to roleplay? If so, tell us the history and general Roleplay. (Here you explain the character background/history, his mindset, everything related to his story. If you don't have any character in mind, no need to answer anything here)
i am a trader i have lived most of my life on Freeport 11. My mother and i escaped from the nomads from Primus. I was a small boy at that time. So still i fear the nomads. Been living all this time on Freeport 11. When i got my flying license i went to explore the universe. Running first from the nomads and after some time i came within Baffin. I encountered a pilot under the name Eric Stone there. And was impressed. So i decided after a long talk to join and hope to get also some nice Robes as he has.

-Do you have a recommendation from a TAZ? If so, name them. (Note: This is a requirement)
Eric Stone

-Will you follow TAZ roleplay guidelines?
Yes

-What is your experience? When did you join Discovery?
several months ago, only never made a forum account.

-Have you roleplayed TAZ before?
Yes did with Eric Stone

-Are you in other factions? If so, name them.
No i am only flying my whale and trade with it.

-What will be your level of involvement in TAZ?
think it will be allmost all time i have. As i only have few ships.

Zoner Lore :

-According to you, what is a Zoner? (Answer with your own words. No concise answer please. No copy pasta)
We are a neutral party. Not taking sides in disputes unless the dispute takes you first. Focus on profit, and maintaining control of our zones.

-Describe the main asset of a Zoner as compared to others? (Answer with your own words. No concise answer please. No copy pasta)
We can go everywhere, but are also restriced like with the whale as it may not dock in house space. We like to explore and help others. Like with pharma.

-What is the most important thing for a Zoner in the Sirian community? (Answer with your own words. No concise answer please. No copy pasta)
am not sure about this one. but i think to be neutral and help supplying the needed

[Liu Bei]

Well whats the sense of answer'n 5 when ya can answer the whole lot? (mind you incorrectly but isnt that what the cabbage is for?)

1) Who is Eris?
better yet who is not Eris? and what is not Eris? but yet it is Eris, a goddess?

2) What is a "Fnord?"
there but not, existing but also not. it is like a soup you stir once to the right and once to the left
3) What is the meaning "5 tons of flax?"
It is the answer to everything, your messy hair is 5 tons of flax for example
4) State the meaning of the "Hodge and Podge?"
what isn't the meaning of hodge and podge?

5) State the name of 3 Discordian pioneers?
Malaclypse the younger and the other two
6) State the "Law of Fives?"
everything can be related to fives, you just have to look hard enough, my birthday is march 11; 03,11 3+1+1=5!

7) What is a Pineal Gland?
its your third eye, the one you should be using!

8) What is the question that has "mu" as it's answer?
who is professer Mu-Chao?

9) Tell us the 3rd rule of the Principle of Discordia?
no reason just the general practise of a pope, but arn't we all?
10) What is the "Sacred Chao?"
yin yang with a little more hodge podge

11) What does the acronym "POEE" stand for and what does it mean?
Paratheo-Anametamystikhood Of Eris Esoteric its the disorganization of organization, someones gotta do leading?

12) Who the thud is Greyface?
a guy who amassed a large amount of followers but it probley wasnt very fun

13) What is the curse of Greyface?
greyface took things too seriously so he was cursed
14) What does the Pentagonal form represent in the Sacred Chao?

15) What are the 5 orders of Discordia?

16) What are the 5 basic elements that composed Eris' fruits?

17) What is the Turkey Curse? (No, it isn't the ship flying around with the same name)
the turkey curse counteracts destructive order, and youd sound like a turkey too if you were doing it!

well i tryed my cabbages and learned my best i hope my application can penetrate your... chest?
regardless heres my info!

Name: Liu_Bei
ship: Pelican Armored transport
rank: 46

im a real good pilot too, or not! euphoria.discordia can vouche for my reckless disregard for my own safety!

[Duvelske]

Kallisti,

I due to some heavy paperwork our administrator is busy. So i will relay these applications. to speed the process up a little.

Our appologies for this delay.

23's

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[Joggin]

*Incoming Transmission*
Comm ID: Mad John Rackham
Location: Ambassador's Office, Shasta Orbital Skyhook, Baffin System
To: Microwave

Congratulations! Your application is accepted! Welcome to the TAZ. Please travel to Shasta in all good time and collect a set of Acolyte Robes from Mal's old locker

They'll fit whether you like it or not.

Let us know if you need help with setting up and also inform Doc of any ship's names so we can maintain the Roster.

Good Luck and Good Flying!

Hail Eris!
MJR

// And PM me your Skype ID please

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[Kingston]

Do you know what you want to roleplay as a Temporary Autonomous Zoner? (The type here : trader, templar, etc...)
Trader

Do you have a character in mind in which you would like to roleplay? If so, tell us the history and general Roleplay. (Here you explain the character background/history, his mindset, everything related to his story. If you don't have any character in mind, no need to answer anything here)


Alex Hammond was born and educated on Planet Manhattan. His family owned a small trading company that usually did independent trading contracts, so after he graduated from the University of Manhattan he got involved has second in charge in flying and maintaining his families trading company. After falling hill his father stepped down from the family company and Alex raised to the challenge. After receiving a non rejectable proposal by Interspace Commerce to buy is small company Alex accepted so that he could join something even bigger. However after a while he gave up the trading business and sold is small stake. He remained incognito until now.

Do you have a recommendation from a TAZ? If so, name them. (Note: This is a requirement)
Talked to [TAZ]-Menelaos ingame

Will you follow TAZ roleplay guidelines?
Ofcourse, wouldn't join otherwise

What is your experience? When did you join Discovery?
First time was 2010 if I recall

Have you roleplayed TAZ before?
Negative

Are you in other factions? If so, name them.
At the moment no, was in Interspace though.

What will be your level of involvement in TAZ?
Think it will be almost all the free time I have.

Zoner Lore :

According to you, what is a Zoner? (Answer with your own words. No concise answer please. No copy pasta)
No friends no enemies. Profit is the name of the game, however if we need to pack a punch don't stand on our way.

Describe the main asset of a Zoner as compared to others? (Answer with your own words. No concise answer please. No copy pasta)
Neutral with everyone, basically we can go to all of Sirius exploring, trading, etc.

What is the most important thing for a Zoner in the Sirian community? (Answer with your own words. No concise answer please. No copy pasta)
Keeping our Freeports busy!

[Gypsie]

INCOMING TRANSMISSION

Encryption: Cabbages
Source: Ravenhurst Watch, Baffin System
From: Dr. Hodge Van Mojo, Second Apostle of Eris and Patron of the Season of Discord
To: Alex Hammond
Subject: Application





Kallisti Mr. Hammond!

Your application seems to be in order, I will poke the HQ with a ten feet pole stick to remind them of you. If they consider you worthy of the try, after some days (which may be 5, or perhaps 23?), you will be sent a set of questions that you must answer with utter diligence. If you pass that lil exam of ours, you'll be in.

Hope to see you soon around Baffin flashig new robes!

Yours in Eris,

Dr. Hodge Van Mojo
Second Apostle of Eris and Patron of the Season of Discord

END OF TRANSMISSION

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