I can haz skype

[Remnant]

[2:11:28 PM] [FC]Flox: Calm yo **** Clayton, just sayin Hi to Kettle ._.
[2:12:09 PM] Almighty Kettle Sensei: ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY SAY HI TO KETTLE
[2:12:12 PM] Clayton Rollison: *hits Flox but some how he lands inchs from Kettle facing her* marry earily chistmess then
[2:12:33 PM] Nico Lukas Durr: Hi kettle
*turns car and drives at Nico*
[2:12:52 PM] Almighty Kettle Sensei: Interesting...

[Starsunder]

[1:32:50 AM] Starsunder: Keep calm and carry on.
[1:33:02 AM] Jeni: Keep Calm and Pause Balls
[1:33:08 AM] Starsunder:
[1:33:09 AM] keanucange: keep calm and masturbate
[1:33:42 AM] Corey (Gheis): Why do you think the downtime's going to be so long?
[1:33:56 AM] Starsunder: (facepalm)
[1:34:09 AM] keanucange: someone took the blue pill?
[1:34:52 AM] keanucange: and I dont mean the matrix kind
[1:37:07 AM] Corey (Gheis): That's why the downtime's so hard.

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[Zynth]

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[Constantine]

[21:51:20] Reverb: http://www.amk.to/images/articles/origin...350784.jpg
[21:51:45] Sol: OK
[21:52:28] Sol: if thread is locked, do not post
[21:52:56] Sol: if you don't have a ship, do not fly
[21:53:20] Sol: if you can't shoot, do not hit
[21:53:43] Sol: if banned, do not play
[21:53:58] Michał Golański: if in doubt, kill Hessians

[Omicron]

[18:01:18] Michał Golański: parrents asking me to help them with their new iPhone
[18:01:22] Michał Golański: I ****ing have no clue how it works either
[18:01:28] Michał Golański: I dislike modern phones >.>
[18:01:54] Sol: xd
[18:02:08] Sol: I am using now one that my dad cracked :|
[18:02:14] Sol: and I mean
[18:02:21] Sol: literally
[18:02:23] Sol: cracked xd

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[Sol]

[00:27:25] Will (Will (Will (Will (Will)))): guys wanna go hunting
[00:57:35] Will (Will (Will (Will (Will)))): ;-;
[01:08:09] Reverb: q-q
[01:12:22] Will (Will (Will (Will (Will)))): no wonder lesi is deaf
[01:33:27] Will (Will (Will (Will (Will)))): you guys suck you never hunt with me ;-;
[01:33:47] Hubert: ;-;
[01:34:22] Will (Will (Will (Will (Will)))): I had to take on a cast cruiser and gunboat by my self with a load of horny drunk IMG

[(ツ)]

[13:33:31] hasteric: add a lot of emoticons to what you say :x to make it clear (*) what you mean (devil)
[13:44:46] ツ: no
[13:44:51] ツ: have an smilie as a name
[13:44:58] ツ:
[13:45:04] ツ: and
[13:45:05] ツ: use
[13:45:10] ツ: emotes (nerd)
[13:49:49] hasteric: I understood (nerd) that much better (y) than I would have without the emoticons (bow)
[13:50:11] ツ: hasteric
[13:50:13] ツ: in order
[13:50:18] ツ: to make a point
[13:50:20] ツ: you have
[13:50:24] ツ: to talk
[13:50:26] ツ: like terreh (nerd)
[13:50:31] ツ: make new message
[13:50:32] hasteric: oh
[13:50:33] hasteric: okay
[13:50:34] hasteric: I will
[13:50:34] hasteric: that
[13:50:35] hasteric: keep
[13:50:36] hasteric: in mind
[13:50:37] ツ: for each 2 words
[13:50:39] ツ: or so (nerd)
[13:50:42] hasteric: Yes
[13:50:43] hasteric: I understand
[13:50:44] hasteric: What
[13:50:45] hasteric: you mean
[13:50:46] hasteric: And
[13:50:47] hasteric: will do so
[13:50:49] hasteric: in the future
[13:50:49] hasteric: to
[13:50:49] hasteric: make
[13:50:52] hasteric: a point
[13:50:59] Vitaly ([Shadow]/Aurigae): which way's the banhammer
[13:51:01] Vitaly ([Shadow]/Aurigae): quik
[13:51:05] ツ: (rofl)
[13:51:26] hasteric: HE MADE ME DO IT

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That biplane just shot down my jet!

[Barrier]

[2:21:36 PM] Narcotic: /fork
[2:24:03 PM] Narcotic: Doesn't work.
[2:27:10 PM] Matt (Löken): Q_
[2:27:19 PM] Matt (Löken): Apparently my q key doesn't either.
[2:32:40 PM] Patrick: You can have mine
[2:33:06 PM] Matt (Löken): Keep your dirty german q
[2:33:26 PM] Patrick: Ok
[2:33:30 PM] Patrick: you havn't been nice
[2:33:38 PM] Patrick: so you'll only get my Umlaute now
[2:33:46 PM] Matt (Löken): I want that.
[2:34:02 PM] Patrick: thät?
[2:34:10 PM] Matt (Löken): Yeah.
[2:34:12 PM] Matt (Löken): More baby.
[2:34:22 PM] Patrick: cöck
[2:34:28 PM] Matt (Löken):
[2:34:35 PM] Patrick: sücker

[(ツ)]

[23.01.2013 22:28:54] *** bai Ivan hat heterosexuality aus diesem Chat entfernt. ***
[16:57:40] ツ: Finally.


XTF what are you doing? XTF stahp

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That biplane just shot down my jet!

[Wulven]

[00:18:40] Sol: Make grandchildren
[00:18:48] Sol: and then we feed them FloraGRO
[00:18:48] Will (Will (Will (Will (Will)))): gimme codies first
[00:19:00] Sol: They grow in a matter of days
[00:19:08] Sol: And then we send them to WAR