"Good evening gentlemen, now.. Due to the incident in Leeds relating to Gallic Navy vessels demanding me to.." Sighs quietly "Insult the Bretonian queen in order to be set free."
"Now, I have informed all vessels in the area what was going on, and that I as an employee of the Interspace Commerce have nothing against the queen, nor does the rest of the company I work for. I have made sure they knew that before going with the Gallic demands."
I have created a bogus scenario that I was sent to run scans of the Leeds system using my current cargo of Helium-3 as a fuel source. In order to make it look believable, I had to pump some of the fuel into the auxiliary generators to burn some, but it seems they did not know any better. After sending a fake report, I have been released."
"The fuel has been moved to the Bretonian shipyard; South Hampton and has been added to your stores."
Evidence has been submitted on the external channel
//I apologize for using pastebin with Launchpad logs, it may be unreliable, but for some reason the screenshots did not save properly. This is all I have.
Source ID: Admiral Mike Havering
Source Location: Battleship Ark Royal
Encryption: Medium
Priority: low
...Opening Transmission...
Good to hear that you made it to Southamton without further trouble.
Now I hope that this was a lesson to you flying around in Leeds without any escort and far off the Trade Lanes.
It could have ended alot worse on your side of the deal.
Leeds is a warzone and we're already hard pressed, next time there may not be a patrol nearby to save your sorry backside.
The Insults to the Queen haven't been taken into any account seeing they were uttered whilst being held hostage by the bloody Gauls.
Save travels to you.
Signed: Mike Havering
...Transmission lost...
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