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Offline Venkman
07-16-2013, 11:50 PM,
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I wanna make a nice and funny thread and i think that jokes are the best..... so begin. Smile

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Offline SummerMcLovin
07-16-2013, 11:51 PM,
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Here's one:
How'd you make an Outcast impatient?
"Knock knock"

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Offline Madvillain
07-16-2013, 11:55 PM,
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How do you call a Corsair with a rubber toe?
Roberto

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Offline Kazinsal
07-16-2013, 11:57 PM,
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So there's a man crawling through the desert.

Retired, permanently.
Offline Zelot
07-16-2013, 11:58 PM,
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What kind of bird practices safe sex?

A rubber ducky.

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Offline Arioch
07-17-2013, 12:09 AM,
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You ever seen Stevie Wonder's house?


...Neither has he.

*Tips hat and leaves*

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Offline Venkman
07-17-2013, 12:10 AM,
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What did the water say to the boat?
- Nothing, it just waved.

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Offline SummerMcLovin
07-17-2013, 01:04 AM,
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(07-16-2013, 11:57 PM)Kazinsal Wrote: So there's a man crawling through the desert.

"Longest setup ever" is a god damn understatement!

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Offline Blackvertigo1
07-17-2013, 01:09 AM, (This post was last modified: 07-17-2013, 01:12 AM by Blackvertigo1.)
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There was a great wind and all the cows fell down, and the cows asked the bulls... Why do you not fall down?

Webulls wobble but we don't fall down.

"The path to hell is paved with good intentions."


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If you can't RP then 1.0

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Offline Venkman
07-17-2013, 01:15 AM,
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Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
- Because there was a KFC on the other side!

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