I can haz skype

[Total.Absolution]

[3:34:39 PM] Phil (Korny/Pills Here): dis grade A meat
[3:34:41 PM] Phil (Korny/Pills Here): i touch it
[3:34:43 PM] Phil (Korny/Pills Here): i stretch i
[3:34:43 PM] Phil (Korny/Pills Here): t
[3:34:47 PM] Phil (Korny/Pills Here): DEN OUDDA DEN
[3:34:57 PM] Phil (Korny/Pills Here): COOKADUP
[3:35:06 PM] Phil (Korny/Pills Here): needs THYME SALT N PEPPA
[3:35:26 PM] Justaco Belkins (Motherlover): What the ****?
[3:35:29 PM] Justaco Belkins (Motherlover): Cookadup?
[3:35:32 PM] RUS)))-Tal: I PUDDIT IN MAH MOUTH
[3:35:34 PM] RUS)))-Tal: CHEW IT AHP
[3:35:39 PM] Phil (Korny/Pills Here): DEN OUTTA DEN
[3:35:41 PM] RUS)))-Tal: DAN OUDA DAN
[3:35:51 PM] Justaco Belkins (Motherlover): You people scare me.
[3:35:53 PM] Deimos Яodrigues (TotalϟAbsolution): GLORIOUS.

[Bauer]

[1:27:04 AM] Redon: I wonder how they're going to nerf the libby :^)
[1:27:14 AM] Redon: you can make it turn slower, but it's still ridiculously small.
[1:27:26 AM] {NNJG}Tal #doge: just like my penis
[1:27:29 AM] {NNJG}Tal #doge: ...
[1:27:31 AM] {NNJG}Tal #doge: Wait a second.

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[10:10:28 AM] Josh (Dejavu): Bauer is legendary to the LPI, I joined because I wanted to be that epic.

[Sabru]

[7:37:49 PM] Luc E-W (Lythrilux): I'll tell you the story, it's called the turtles and the hawks
[7:38:02 PM] Luc E-W (Lythrilux): Turtles, with their big fat bags of money hire attractive hawks
[7:38:13 PM] Luc E-W (Lythrilux): the hawks are then made to have intercourse with more hawks
[7:38:19 PM] Luc E-W (Lythrilux): and no, the only kind of porn isn't furry

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[JaaY]

( Ed and Conrad speaking about Ed's first days after joining K'Hara )

[22:17:41] Ed: I wonder how was Day 1
[22:17:43] Ed: or Day 0
[22:17:45] Ed: Actually
[22:17:50] Ed: I wonder how Day 69 would end like
[22:17:54] Ed: Actually, I don't want to know that
[22:18:07] Conrad (Bluecrecent): Day 69 has some tentacle action in store.
[22:18:09] Conrad (Bluecrecent): Its k

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[Stolt.]

So we we're discussing breaking out a fellow freelancer from a prison in Gallia.

[16:39:48] Occam Razor: we're such a good team
[16:40:12] Occam Razor: a depressed freelancer, an android, an unlawful freelancer and someone imprisoned by the kempetai
[16:40:26] Occam Razor: VS
[16:40:28] Occam Razor: THE GRN

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- Dossier on Adrienne Perry

[Lythrilux]

[15:39:51] rainth345: [15:52] Luc E-W (Lythrilux):

<<< overall though, my player of the week on the whole server is...[15:52] Prarabdh Thakur:

<<< Not about how horny he is?
So who's this horny player of the week for you?

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[SummerMcLovin]

[04:50 AM] Jimmy (Bootsiuv): we seek vaginal confirmation
[07:27:22 PM] SummerMcLovin: Motto of the internet

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Kingdom of Bretonia
Colonial Republic
Independent Miners Guild
Ex-Admin

[Venture]

[9:53:17 PM] Adrian: tal i heard on forums that youve been a bad boy stealin credits n shiet
[9:53:21 PM] Adrian: is dat true?
[9:53:43 PM] Giggle Snort: Dat surprise you?
[9:53:47 PM] Daniyal Altaf: Lol xD
[9:57:17 PM] {NNJG}Tal: i steal all the things
[9:57:20 PM] {NNJG}Tal: like spike seadra
[9:57:23 PM] {NNJG}Tal: (SENSITIVE DATA,CENSORED BY DANIYAL)
[9:57:25 PM] {NNJG}Tal: (SAME AS ABOVE)
[9:57:32 PM] Daniyal Altaf: Seadra is a a**hole
[9:57:37 PM] Adrian: tal30milordai
[9:57:51 PM] {NNJG}Tal: b****
[9:57:58 PM] {NNJG}Tal: i TS/TZ'd a pytho to death
[9:58:16 PM] Daniyal Altaf: tal300milordai
[9:58:25 PM] Daniyal Altaf: tal3bilordai
[9:58:33 PM] Daniyal Altaf: tal2trillionordai
[9:59:01 PM] Adrian: his demands are too damn high, so better 30milordai
[9:59:07 PM] {NNJG}Tal: hey dude
[9:59:10 PM] {NNJG}Tal: i can sanction report you
[9:59:12 PM] Daniel who is Bob/danski2011: Hey does anyone here have a junker ship they'll sell me?
[9:59:14 PM] {NNJG}Tal: for excessive demands
[9:59:21 PM] Daniyal Altaf: Mister Tal
[9:59:26 PM] Daniyal Altaf: Zhis is skype
[9:59:30 PM] Giggle Snort: I have a Roc daniel
[9:59:35 PM] Adrian: NORP30milordai
[9:59:42 PM] {NNJG}Tal: [9:59 PM] Adrian:

<<< NORP30milordaireproted
[9:59:51 PM] Daniyal Altaf: reproted?
[9:59:53 PM] Daniyal Altaf: wow
[9:59:54 PM] Adrian: reprotmepls
[9:59:58 PM] {NNJG}Tal: just like runescape
[9:59:59 PM] {NNJG}Tal: reported
[10:00:01 PM] Adrian: reprotmeordai

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A Nest of Vipers

[Kazinsal]

[1:08:37 PM] Evan (Savas): 1
[1:08:37 PM] Evan (Savas): 2
[1:08:38 PM] Evan (Savas): 4
[1:08:38 PM] Evan (Savas): 5
[1:08:41 PM] Evan (Savas): LOG!
[1:08:45 PM] Evan (Savas): Shit forgot the 3

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Retired, permanently.

[Lythrilux]

[18:17:45] Luc E-W (Lythrilux): what do you do
[18:17:50] Luc E-W (Lythrilux): if you see a white muslim?
[18:18:04] Luke Bunnett: brb attempting to eat

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