I would like to take this chance to welcome the first of our moderators to get upgraded to administrator status. He has worked incredibly hard, showing great initiative during his time as a moderator and this promotion is, in my opinion, long overdue.
Coming soon to a sanction near you!
I'll leave this open for everyone to argue with one another about this terrible decision until the next announcement in the coming days.
The second of our moderators to get assigned to our local doom fortress has been injected with the serum. He's been working hard helping us behind the scenes and it's about time we gave him some more work. Sorry, you don't get a raise.
Due to his sweet signatures and us wanting to see his avatar raging and in green from now on, we've decided to also promote Champ. This promotion has absolutely no other reason behind it and has nothing to do with this person's dedication to staff work ever since his forum name was dipped in orange ink.