Do'ya Think you're Twisted?: A challenge from the truly twisted...

[Marburg]

Sindroms is now arrested for lazy murder & no longer relevant in this thread...next?
(think before you post)

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[Zynth]

I pull off the heads of gummy bears before eating them.

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[Marburg]

Feeding your victims to your friends is a good way to get caught. It's wrong to assume people taste like chicken & will simply be flushed down multiple toilets the next morning. (Truth be told though, If I could buy a human meat sub at a deli, I'd try it just to see what it really tasted like...but given how cannibalism effs w/ the human brain, I'd not make a habit of noshing on it)

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[Marburg]

I pull off the heads of gummy bears before eating them.

I still do that to this day...nothing twisted about that. or ripping open a hot sauce packet & imagining it as a person inverted with the blood draining from their throat onto your taco, for that matter.

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[tothebonezone]

You have murdered tonight. You need to dispose of the body before work in the morning. What do you do now?

Cleaver to the joints, break it into manageable pieces.

Carve off the meat and send it down the garbage disposal. Crush the bones to bits and send them the same direction. Flood my system with drain-o or various bio-dissolving chemicals, take a shower, clean up any mess, take another shower, fap, go to sleep because I don't work.

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[Marburg]

Silly boy! you left DNA evidence where you live. You are arrested for murder & are out of the running...next?

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[Zynth]

Air mail it to a third world country as a red cross package.

Oh and don't forgot, you must have enough stamps.

@Saronsen
You are never safe, I've watched enough CSI to know where this is going.

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[tothebonezone]

Silly boy! you left DNA evidence where you live.

It's all down the drain and in my septic tank, dissolved into undetectable sludge due to strong acids, plus being mixed in with the last few years of waste.

Where I live or no, it's not especially detectable.

EDIT: I am now on every FBI list ever.

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[Huhuh]

Human tastes like pork. Market it as such. "Secret Sauce" is responsible for the flavour difference.

Pig farms are pretty good body disposal units.

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[Marburg]

Air mail it to a third world country as a red cross package.

Busted for airmailing human remains via the Red Cross...you amateur, you

@ saronsen: you fail to take into account your motive for murder, sloppily casting the eye of the law upon you where you live. You're foolish for thinking septic sludge cannot be differentiated under the microscope. You suck in this arena boyo!

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