Do'ya Think you're Twisted?: A challenge from the truly twisted...

[Trogdor]

Yes, I'm sure the other employees working at a professional greenhouse, the customers, etc. won't notice a thing.

Why am I posting in this thread anyway? The only winning move is to not play.

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[Marburg]

you're just a big hairy...kitty that was just looking for an excuse to quote Wargames.

Try again, Chairman Meow

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[NOVA-5]

Nice one Porkey, i'm into Civil Servants myself and have a huge cellar full of them, i'm getting a bit old
for burying corpses though but i like your greenhouse plan, you think cutting them up & scattering
them about the mulch will quicken up the decay or leaving them whole?

Also, what do you think is the best lure for an Estwing attack?
I use the old look behind the curtain ploy before striking them down the cellar stairs, it gets them
down there for burial easy enough but was looking for some other method. any ideas?

[Zynth]

Second: Plant the Homeless. Not only would a professional greenhouse operation provide excellent cover for your nefarious evildoings, sunlight happens to be nature's disinfectant & will cover the smell of rotting flesh alongside the plantlife & compost heaps within said operation.

Ah I get it.

And if you take care of them and water them daily, they might grow into a tree bearing more homeless people!

Then you haz more things to kill.

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[Marburg]

Y'know what Nova? I like the way you think

I'm unfamiliar with the Estwing attack & am interested in learning that technique for possible future endeavors.

& I never even thought about civil servitude, Dude! You just opened a whole new option for hobby enthusiasts such as myself.
(We need 2 talk)

So far, my best approach is to offer 1/2 a sandwich to whoever lives behind the 7-11 of my choosing (never in the same city of my residence, of course) but once I offer them food, they tend to grant me their trust. At that point, 9 times out of ten, they will follow me to my killing floor, which fluctuates at random for the sake of self-preservation, but in general, while I gather the cash to open a greenhouse, I've found that going to the local public library & reading city sewer maps offers me an outstanding overview of potential quiet workspaces.

Did'ja know that here in Urban America, there are alot of old prohibition tunnels that are "off the map" & perfect for victim disposal? All you gotta do is look for the aged brick under the downtown areas & break through them.

Walling them back up is tricky, but as long as you match the brickwork when covering your tracks, everything tends to work out overall

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[Eduard]

I think my mother is a milf and would totally do her. Also, dragonporn.

Does internet really have that kind of stuff?

Actually... is there something Internet doesn't have?

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King Eduard is the greatest

[Marburg]

Actually... is there something Internet doesn't have?

Yes. Loads. One of which the internet lacks is the 1998 DVD rip of 'Cupid" staring Jeremy Piven

& you thought the question was rhetorical when you asked it, didn'ja?

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[Stoat]

You ain't twisted. You're a puppy at heart.......

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My Stories

[Marburg]

Maybe a Skinny Puppy at heart, sure!

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[NOVA-5]

Well i certainly did plenty walling up in my young day with the homeless but
it's getting the keying up of the brickwork looking right like you say & humping bricks
round in a wheelbarrow can put one off the idea.

I see the you use the lure of sandwich's too but that can have it's problems aswell,
last time i did one; i asked the customer if they'd like an egg sandwich, on serving
up i glanced through the mirror seeing them open one up & discover the dead baby
bird i put in instead, on trying to flee the killing floor (as you put it) i accidently
picked up the wrong hammer (i use the 18oz Estwing mostly) i picked up the 22oz
catching the top of the doorframe with the claw end, the weights can make all the
difference when wielding for a hit but the 18oz can leave half crown marks if not
struck right. The 22oz Estwing can be a bit of a problem at times but a full blow
from that will stop any escapee from any service provider.