I can haz skype

[Reid]

[3:02:30 AM] Sven: Funfact, when I just started playing I thought the corsairs were French.

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[Omicron]

[20:38:28] David Dvir: srry i cant be ur target anymore, im too busy cannibalism atm

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[Reid]

[4:13:36 AM] Troy Martin (Kazinsal): The VR may be actually the first faction to succeed in making money solely by selling people the rights to RP that they own fake land that isn't even recognized by the admins or devs

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[Mercarryn]

[15:46:50] Ed: alternatively... Jansen, you can always ask me to write up the announcements )))) No one will QQ afterwards
[15:46:57] Michał Golański: do it CW style Ed
[15:46:59] Jens (Jansen):
[15:47:00] Ed: exactly

[Venture]

Another typical day in the LSF chat...



[4:46:38 PM] Ghost .'Adam'. Radical: But yeah my Dad is a noob anyway
[4:46:43 PM] Ghost .'Adam'. Radical: A bit
[4:46:44 PM] Nifty: noob dad?
[4:46:46 PM] Nifty: wut?
[4:47:13 PM] Daniyalcooldude: (nerd)
[4:47:17 PM] Ghost .'Adam'. Radical: Disco wise
[4:47:24 PM] Nifty: WAIT!
[4:47:24 PM] Daniyalcooldude: He plays disco?
[4:47:26 PM] Nifty:
[4:47:29 PM] Nifty: he plays disco?
[4:47:58 PM] Ghost .'Adam'. Radical: Ye
[4:48:00 PM] Daniyalcooldude: Seriously?
[4:48:05 PM] Burak: Lelwat
[4:48:17 PM] Burak: Uw0t
[4:48:27 PM] Nifty: Oh
[4:48:29 PM] Nifty: My
[4:48:30 PM] Nifty: God
[4:48:36 PM] Daniyalcooldude: (facepalm)
[4:48:45 PM] Ghost .'Adam'. Radical: Currenlty me my brother and dad play Disco
[4:48:53 PM] Burak: Lies
[4:48:54 PM] Daniyalcooldude: Does he has...a forum account?
[4:49:00 PM] Nifty: a family of noobs
[4:49:05 PM] Nifty: (rofl)
[4:49:08 PM] Daniyalcooldude: I second that
[4:49:10 PM] Daniyalcooldude: (rofl)
[4:49:25 PM] Ghost .'Adam'. Radical: Actualy
[4:49:35 PM] Ghost .'Adam'. Radical: Disco and Freelancer got no age limits
[4:49:53 PM] Daniyalcooldude: We know...but he has forum account?
[4:49:58 PM] Nifty: no one mentioned age though.
[4:49:59 PM] Daniyalcooldude: Know how to RP?
[4:50:17 PM] Burak: Ye but ur still nubs ghost
[4:50:33 PM] Ghost .'Adam'. Radical: Kebab
[4:50:38 PM] Ghost .'Adam'. Radical: I ate you 3 days ago
[4:50:58 PM] Burak: Oh yes u did )))
[4:51:05 PM] Burak: So did your mom
[4:51:06 PM] Daniyalcooldude: I ate him on my romantic dinner with that hottie
[4:51:14 PM] Ghost .'Adam'. Radical: Nop
[4:51:21 PM] Burak: So did she daniyal
[4:51:25 PM] Ghost .'Adam'. Radical: Barbeque
[4:51:28 PM] Daniyalcooldude: Yep,she did
[4:51:33 PM] Daniyalcooldude: and she said it sux
[4:51:36 PM] Daniyalcooldude: (nerd)
[4:51:45 PM] Burak: Doesn't matter
[4:51:48 PM] Ghost .'Adam'. Radical: So did your momies and sises
[4:51:53 PM] Burak: She ate me.
[4:52:25 PM] Ghost .'Adam'. Radical: No
[4:52:35 PM] Ghost .'Adam'. Radical: You're a fake kebab
[4:52:45 PM] Ghost .'Adam'. Radical: I ate the real onea
[4:53:12 PM] Daniyalcooldude: [4:51 PM] Ghost .'Adam'. Radical:

<<< So did your momies and sises
[4:53:19 PM] Daniyalcooldude:I would never like MILF's and Exxxxxxxxxxxxtra small teens on my romantic dinner tho
[4:53:37 PM] Ghost .'Adam'. Radical: I thought that you are a milf
[4:53:45 PM] Nifty: (facepalm)
[4:53:48 PM] Ghost .'Adam'. Radical: Or was that Burak?
[4:53:49 PM] Nifty: (puke)
[4:53:53 PM] Daniyalcooldude: It could be.
[4:54:01 PM] Daniyalcooldude: Or it could be you,looking at the mirror
[4:54:07 PM] Nifty: your telling me burak is a mother you would love to f*ck?
[4:54:10 PM] Nifty: my god
[4:54:12 PM] Nifty: much cyber
[4:54:14 PM] Daniyalcooldude: We all know what weed tastes like bro

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A Nest of Vipers

[Sabru]

Strangeness in the CoF skype group.

[11:30:14 PM] Eduard: the land of down under... lol
[11:30:16 PM] Eduard: charming name
[11:30:35 PM | Removed 11:30:40 PM] Eduard: This message has been removed. - A comment about possible names for a ladies lingerie brand, before Ed hastily removed it.
[11:30:41 PM] Emprah Sabru, Master of Discordian threats: i dont know where you got the 'of' :^)
[11:30:54 PM] Eduard: [11:30 PM] Emprah Sabru, Master of Discordian threats:

<<< i dont know where you got the 'of' :^)my mouth
[11:31:09 PM] Eduard: I deemed it sounds better that way
[11:31:17 PM] Emprah Sabru, Master of Discordian threats: i saw that! dont make me shoot you the next time i see you ingame.
[11:32:04 PM] Eduard: i'll come at you as a greasy pirate and pirate you and be like: " Come to my land of down under or I'll kiel you! "
[11:32:33 PM] Emprah Sabru, Master of Discordian threats: why you were thinking about what name you could use for a womens underwear line, ill never know :|
[11:32:51 PM] Eduard: That is... a good question

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[Euca]

[8:31:37 PM] Sven/Omega478: How hard is it to get a base up and running?
[8:31:39 PM] Sven/Omega478: like
[8:31:42 PM] Sven/Omega478: started I mean
[8:32:03 PM] New WU: as hard as it for Kaz to get to at least 6 feet tall
Troy Martin (Kazinsal) goes to find his platform shoes
[8:32:22 PM] Adam Hill (Commissar Mikhailov): Pfft, like that's ever going to happen without a stepladder.

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[Euca]

[8:33:09 PM] Sven/Omega478: One of my friends tried getting me in heels
[8:33:20 PM] Sven/Omega478: scarred ever since my sister in law stabbed me with a stiletto

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[Reid]

[12:05:46 PM] Rohj Teerin (Jeremy): That's really weird.
[12:06:15 PM] Rohj Teerin (Jeremy): Ames Research Station in Kepler is now named Ame's Research Station ...
[12:06:26 PM] Rohj Teerin (Jeremy): Was it taken over by Ame-chan or something?
[12:14:14 PM] Reidft: It has begun
[12:36:04 PM] Max Morse: (rofl)
[12:36:10 PM] Max Morse: Planet Amehattan

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[Eduard]

[22:05:51 | Edited 22:06:08] Duncan.: LolzAviv

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King Eduard is the greatest