I can haz skype

[Euca]

[5:11:57 PM] Reidft: Hey Jake, can I have a gunboat?
[5:12:09 PM] Jake (Thexare): Let me think about that for a noment.

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[Kazinsal]

[11:27:18 PM] Saronsen: VR- chat: saronsen hates you and you cant stop him

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Retired, permanently.

[Euca]

[7:55:39 PM] Ichiru (Alex Fuchs): they had a cat sleeper ship
[7:55:42 PM] Ichiru (Alex Fuchs): Called catberty
[7:56:05 PM] Tristan (TheJarl): don't forget the Dogtonia
[7:56:10 PM] Tristan (TheJarl): And the Swineland
[7:56:23 PM] Ichiru (Alex Fuchs): And Koisari

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[Omicron]

[21:21:12] Taruko Ishibashi (Core): And sorry Michi, but I must learn a lot of Wilde phrases... Can you help me?
[21:23:38] Michał Golański: http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Makin...lde_quotes
[21:23:56] Luc E-W (Lythrilux): xD
[21:24:02] Luc E-W (Lythrilux): (highfive) Golly
[21:24:10] Michał Golański: http://quotesnsmiles.com/quotes/70-brill...de-quotes/
[21:24:20] Taruko Ishibashi (Core): No wonders why you are Trollanski

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[Sabru]

[6:39:25 AM] Michał Golański: what, you are going to make insult leader?
[6:39:42 AM] Ankhesenamun (Ed): [6:39 AM] Michał Golański:

<<< what, you are going to make insult leader? I am going to make the Minister of Escalation - The man to phone when shit needs to hit the fan
[6:39:43 AM] Emprah Sabru, Master of Discordian threats: minister of finespun insults?
[6:39:52 AM] Ankhesenamun (Ed): actually... That's Achille, to some extent

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[Lythrilux]

[16:07:01] Luc E-W (Lythrilux): fuck, my hand hurts so much
[16:07:08] Luc E-W (Lythrilux): I burnt it in a bucket of 100'c water
[16:09:42] ~Lowis~ (nobukatsu): or you just had hardcore masturbation

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[Sabru]

[11:56:01 PM] Ankhesenamun (Ed): hi guys, how are you?
[11:56:57 PM] Emprah Sabru, Master of Discordian threats: the fridge is on the monkey. arm the elephants and charge the sun
[12:13:07 AM] Francois (Void_Nemesis_GOF2): Don't forget the Giraffe, Sabre.
[12:15:40 AM] Emprah Sabru, Master of Discordian threats: oh yeah. the giraffe ate the cannon. now everytime it farts, something blows up
[12:16:04 AM] Ankhesenamun (Ed): That's...
[12:16:06 AM] Ankhesenamun (Ed): beautiful

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[Omicron]

[18:44:21] Prarabdh Thakur: ogan buy CK II please
[18:44:37] Oganalp (Ophidian): what is a ck ii
[18:44:44] Oganalp (Ophidian): calvin klein?
[18:44:46] Prarabdh Thakur: crusader kings II
[18:44:55] Prarabdh Thakur: no I dont want you to buy lingerie or someshit

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[Remnant]

dirmaster0 flips table
[9:19:58 PM] dirmaster0: dirmaster0 dives into cake head first
[9:20:10 PM] dirmaster0: dirmaster0 proceeds to massage cake into pours
[9:20:17 PM] dirmaster0: DELICIOUS PHOTOSYNTHESIS!

[Ace Razgriz]

[9:16:25 PM] /ˈkɛɹən/ - "Wartende": Why did you give up? You were on the cusp of discovering something great! I think I can fix this.
Men are A. A is 1. Women are B. B is 2.
A + B = 3, so marriage is three = C.
From this we can prove the following:
Each woman can convert herself into a gay couple B = A + A
Three men can be combined to make a heterosexual marriage = A + A + A = C
These are important advancements. Knowing that we can freely interchange between women and gay couples can be very useful. For example, consider air travel. The gay couples convert down into a woman, board the plane, and reconvert into a couple on the other end. Two fly for the price of one.
Also, the sex imbalance in China is easy to solve with this new math. We merely round up the excess men, break them into sets of three and convert them into married couples.

[9:26:46 PM] Tantalus791: Well, thats enough internet for today...

[9:28:19 PM] Nocturnia "Meh" Lunae (Rin): There is never enough internet

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