Bretonia Police Authority Need You!

[Fallon]

Greetings BPA from Ham.Salad

I have been working alongside the BPA for some time now, enforcing your laws in a deputized role. I would like to join you officially and carry upon my chest the proud badge of the BPA. My close friend and honorable mentor Waldorf.Salad: surely the greatest living detective and the most dutiful servant of the law in all of Sirius(sic)
Has assured me that this is the right time to apply and I look forward to your response.

Ham.Salad out

[Bretonia Police Authority]

Ham Salad,

Thank you for your short Communication. We are always looking for new Recruits and with that in mind please fill in the required information. This will enable us to process your Application in a more speedily fashion.

Format:

1). Name (Firstname and Lastname)
2). Background (Doesn't need to be very long)
3). Do you have any ambitions within the BPA after you join?
4). If you could have any pet in the world what would it be? (Be creative!)
5). //What is your Skype account name

---

[Fallon]

Ham.Salad
1). Name (Hamish Salad)
2). Background (Currently 29 years of age, just finished my national service and would like to continue serving. As previously stated I have been assisting BPA as a fighter and Bomber pilot for the last few months. Before that I suppose you could say I was a small time career criminal in my youth but life has its habit of turning things around. I wish to serve and make amends for my past misdeeds.)
3). Do you have any ambitions within the BPA after you join?
My only ambition is to serve the lawful citizens of Bretonia and be a good Officer.
4). If you could have any pet in the world what would it be? (A Guppy Fish)

[Bretonia Police Authority]

Hamish Salad,

Your application to join the BPA has been accepted. Please make your way to Planet New London to pick up your uniform.

Go and make Bretonia proud.

---

[SirWoody]

1). Name: Henry Thistlewick
2). Background: I was born on planet New London on a beautiful estate in the countryside. One day a thief broke in and murdered my whole family. I killed the blaggard using the family pistol. I vowed to stop any man that decided to put the lives of innocents at risk. In order to fuel this noble cause, I poured all of my families wealth into an education in piloting and fighting, learning all I could about policing. I am now ready to make the step to join my cause.
3). Do you have any ambitions within the BPA after you join?: My ambition is to crush any blaggard that decides to attack innocent people and break the law , HUZZAH!
4). If you could have any pet in the world what would it be? A Machamp old boy!
5). //jSkype - jubjubh

---

Woody Rainer
Chief Security Officer
Universal Shipping

Henry Thistlewick
Constable
Bretonia Police Authority

[Bretonia Police Authority]

Henry Thistlewick,

We have reviewed your application and decided to accept you in to the BPA. Report to Planet New London and collect your uniform.

Congratulations and go and make Bretonia proud.
.
.

---

[Mr.Smith]

1). Name: Mr. Smith
2). Background: Former AI agent, further information is restricted.
3). Do you have any ambitions within the BPA after you join: To serve her majesty in keeping Bretonia a secure area in space.
4). If you could have any pet in the world what would it be: A giant tamagotchi.
5). What is your Skype account name: I will inform you in a private message.

---

[Wafellini]

ID: Bretonia Police Authority
Name: Superintendent Miranda Bailey
From: New London planet

Greetings Mr Smith
We require you to state your background for futher recruitment steps in order to decide either you are eligable to join the Bretonia Police forces. As for now we know only that you are an AI agent who likes tamagotchi and your last name is Smith. That is not enough Sir. Please send us all needed information - without it we cannot guarantee to accept you withing the ranks of BPA. Thank you.

---

User was banned for: http://discoverygc.com/forums/showthread.php?tid=138636
Time left: (Permanent)

[Mr.Smith]

Sorry, i did not expect that it could be misunderstanded. I am a further special agent of her majesty that was appointed for AI surveillance missions, and not an agent of AI.
I am perfectly trained in fistfight, firewall security breaches, hidden investigations and space battles.
As there are no threats expected to hit Bretonia from AI, the number of angents has to be decreased. I decided to leave by myself to find a new fulfillment and I chose to secure Bretonia as a police officer.

To make that clear, I do not like tamagotchis, I prefer to reprimand them if they violate the law of the authorities, me. As I like challenges a very very big tamagotchi would be something new to compete with.

---

[Mr.Smith]

It seems that more information is needed here. I ask myself why, as I can see some short applications accepted here, but anyways, to assure you that I could be a gain for BPA I will provide more information.

It is kind of a trouble for me to tell something about me, as I was an agent that had to hide his personality for many years... I hope you understand that.

I am born at New London and have a masters degree in psychologie. I am 32 years old and started to learn differnet combat styles like Bret-Won-Do and space-suit close combat in my childhood as well as fighter piloting when I was a teenager.

I have been working as a Special Constable in my spare time for the last 6 months, going out on Patrols with Officers of the BPA. And assisted BAF and BPA against the Gallics in some fights in Leeds.

---