I can haz skype

[Tigger]

[7:00:18 AM] Jeni Walker: Booking plane ticket to new south wales
[7:01:24 AM] The Real Emprah Sabru~Cori's Sabru: NSW big state to search (nerd)

(bandit)
[7:02:15 AM] Jeni Walker: I have ways
[7:02:58 AM] Gytrash: I'll help you search
[7:03:40 AM] nitroxo: Looks like I finaly have a reason to visit Australia. I need to see when Jeni gets her gentle hands on Sabre
[7:03:54 AM] The Real Emprah Sabru~Cori's Sabru: (rofl)
[7:04:47 AM] Jeni Walker: Take your time. My plan is to use piano wire and a weight to accomplish the task
[7:05:21 AM] nitroxo: Piano wires are best used for strangulation
[7:05:28 AM] The Real Emprah Sabru~Cori's Sabru: you're a real sadist Jeni, you know that.
[7:05:32 AM] Jeni Walker:
[7:05:33 AM] The Real Emprah Sabru~Cori's Sabru:
[7:05:34 AM] Jeni Walker: Thank you

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[Vulkhard Muller]

Dennis is proud to be a zombie
[5:33:32 PM] Brad (ktayn): zombies make good fertilizer (nerd)
[5:34:38 PM] Jeni Walker: yeah but it makes the potatoes taste funny
[5:39:50 PM] Brad (ktayn): 'tis an unfortunate side effect
[5:41:40 PM] Jeni Walker: so bai bai French fries I suppose
[5:42:28 PM] Darth Muller: Perfect i can haz skype for haloween.

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[Cashew]

[12:05:09] John Wildkins: don't harass me like that
[12:05:12] John Wildkins: >
[12:05:15] Connor Pearce (Snoopy): I'll harass you
[12:05:18] John Wildkins: oh bby
[12:05:18 | Edited 12:05:21] Connor Pearce (Snoopy): Like Jimmy Savil
[12:05:22] James (Cashew): Woah
[12:05:23] James (Cashew): uhh
[12:05:30] Connor Pearce (Snoopy): Bit to far, wasn't it
[12:05:35] James (Cashew): Yeah
[12:05:39] Connor Pearce (Snoopy): Connor Pearce (Snoopy) slowly backs away
[12:05:46] John Wildkins: John Wildkins doesn't stop believing
[12:05:51] John Wildkins: John Wildkins holds on to that feelaheeang

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[pillow]

you want non blood-related sisters to have the funkies
[10/31/2014 10:33:02 PM] Syf: x'D
[10/31/2014 10:33:09 PM] Syf: Well, your idea was for them to possibly have some anyway.
[10/31/2014 10:33:13 PM] Syf: Since... uhh... Ehm.
[10/31/2014 10:33:19 PM] Freedom Phantom: WAS IT
[10/31/2014 10:33:20 PM] Freedom Phantom: !?@#?!?$3
[10/31/2014 10:33:25 PM] Syf: We have a shy little girl here who isn't as perverted as the other one.
[10/31/2014 10:33:27 PM] Syf: Ehm.
[10/31/2014 10:33:28 PM] Syf: *cough*
[10/31/2014 10:33:33 PM] Freedom Phantom: She ain't little.
[10/31/2014 10:33:35 PM] Freedom Phantom: She's 17.
[10/31/2014 10:33:50 PM] Freedom Phantom: THEORETICALLY OLD ENOUGH FOR THE SEXY TIMES
[10/31/2014 10:34:00 PM] Syf: Random fact.
[10/31/2014 10:34:14 PM] Syf: The "safe age" restriction here is lifted after you turn 16.
[10/31/2014 10:34:15 PM] Syf: D
[10/31/2014 10:34:19 PM] Freedom Phantom: WHAT
[10/31/2014 10:34:24 PM] Syf: Like.
[10/31/2014 10:34:29 PM] Freedom Phantom: tickts 2 finlands
[10/31/2014 10:34:35 PM] Syf: 16 year olds can do it if they both consent to it.
[10/31/2014 10:34:40 PM] Syf: And there's normally no trouble.
[10/31/2014 10:34:41 PM] Syf: And so on
[10/31/2014 10:34:44 PM] Freedom Phantom: rape
[10/31/2014 10:35:09 PM] Syf: But uhh..
[10/31/2014 10:35:13 PM] Freedom Phantom: awfully tempted to kick this conversation in that skype thread
[10/31/2014 10:35:15 PM] Syf: I forgot most of it, so I might need to read it up again.
[10/31/2014 10:35:17 PM] Syf: LOL
[10/31/2014 10:35:21 PM] Syf: Why? XD
[10/31/2014 10:35:41 PM] Freedom Phantom: because everytime i'm not using correct grammar during sentences the conversations are retarded
[10/31/2014 10:35:47 PM] Freedom Phantom: retarded conversations are meant to be placed there
[10/31/2014 10:35:51 PM] Freedom Phantom: period
[10/31/2014 10:36:10 PM] Freedom Phantom: burp
[10/31/2014 10:36:13 PM] Freedom Phantom: grr
[10/31/2014 10:36:15 PM] Freedom Phantom: manly
[10/31/2014 10:36:29 PM] Syf:
[10/31/2014 10:36:32 PM] Syf: And yeah...
[10/31/2014 10:36:36 PM] Syf: The "Safe age" thing.
[10/31/2014 10:36:38 PM] Syf: It's 16 here.
[10/31/2014 10:36:39 PM] Syf:
[10/31/2014 10:39:15 PM] Freedom Phantom: ok
[10/31/2014 10:39:26 PM] Freedom Phantom: while I'm waiting for the microwave to explode
[10/31/2014 10:39:39 PM] Freedom Phantom: i'll try to squeaze a reply out

[Connor]

[12:17:42] John Wildkins: Shut up, Wu
[12:17:44] John Wildkins: you run a dead faction
[12:17:47] John Wildkins: ;(
[12:17:51] Connor Pearce (Snoopy): John
[12:17:53] Connor Pearce (Snoopy): SO DO YOU
[12:17:55] John Wildkins: I KNOW
[12:17:55] Wulverine: i do not
[12:17:59] John Wildkins: Actually
[12:18:00] John Wildkins: I run two
[12:18:01] Connor Pearce (Snoopy): (rofl)
[12:18:02] John Wildkins: well
[12:18:05] John Wildkins: "run"

And this is meant to be the Angel chat... Along with Cashew's up there...

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[Sath]

[12:51:21 AM] Thunderer: My Murmillo is in s-17 and ready to kill everyone.
[12:51:30 AM] Thunderer: I just can't find everyone.

Context: Sigma 17 event, that crashed before take off.

[Lythrilux]

[18:51:36] White American (Irish American isn't a thing) Guy: [18:49] Prarabdh Thakur:

<<< maths can suck a nut, but physics was fun
[18:51:40] White American (Irish American isn't a thing) Guy: Those are the same thing
[18:52:24] Tal: what
[18:52:27] Tal: fun and sucking nuts?

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[Thyrzul]

[21:32:05] davidforlife5097: Golan, I might want to sort my character's relation with you, are u open to that?
[21:33:49] Thyr'zul - [C]: wow
[21:39:44] Michał Golański: you mean, normalization between your Zoner and my Order?
[21:40:51] Thyr'zul - [C]: I never though I'll ever say such, David, but good luck for that. You'll need that a lot.
[21:41:22] Michał Golański: Thyr'zul, Golanski and Tel Aviv in single chat...
[21:41:26] Michał Golański: and it didn't exploded)))
[21:41:29] Thyr'zul - [C]: yet

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[Flash™]

So I went afk for a minute to a silent chat...then John arrived.


[12:16:12 PM] the.sauron: delivered what? D:
[12:16:39 PM] John - nOmnomnOm - {AFC}-: (bandit)
[12:16:42 PM] torislacroix: dildo
[12:16:49 PM] Timothy: (nerd)
[12:16:50 PM] John - nOmnomnOm - {AFC}-: yes dildos
[12:16:55 PM] John - nOmnomnOm - {AFC}-: lots of them
[12:16:56 PM] torislacroix: WAIT WHAT
[12:17:01 PM] pon4ikslv: yeah
[12:17:06 PM] torislacroix: gimme one
[12:17:09 PM] pon4ikslv: its actualy thing in freelancer
[12:17:16 PM] John - nOmnomnOm - {AFC}-: its a commodity
[12:17:19 PM] John - nOmnomnOm - {AFC}-: i found it
[12:17:19 PM] pon4ikslv: u can buy them at temple of damned
[12:17:21 PM] torislacroix: ....IT IS WHAT?
[12:17:23 PM] John - nOmnomnOm - {AFC}-: yeah
[12:17:30 PM] John - nOmnomnOm - {AFC}-: u didnt know?
[12:17:30 PM] Timothy: (nerd)
[12:17:40 PM] John - nOmnomnOm - {AFC}-: they come in all sorts of colors
[12:17:47 PM] pon4ikslv: pink
[12:17:48 PM] pon4ikslv: red
[12:17:49 PM] pon4ikslv: black
[12:17:53 PM] Chuba: horse
[12:18:00 PM] Chuba: japanese
[12:18:09 PM] Timothy: IMG chat at it's finest
[12:18:09 PM] John - nOmnomnOm - {AFC}-: lepard stripes
[12:18:16 PM] John - nOmnomnOm - {AFC}-: for added sexy
[12:18:19 PM] John - nOmnomnOm - {AFC}-: rrraawwwr

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[Murcielago]

So I went afk for a minute to a silent chat...then John arrived.


[12:16:12 PM] the.sauron: delivered what? D:
[12:16:39 PM] John - nOmnomnOm - {AFC}-: (bandit)
[12:16:42 PM] torislacroix: dildo
[12:16:49 PM] Timothy: (nerd)
[12:16:50 PM] John - nOmnomnOm - {AFC}-: yes dildos
[12:16:55 PM] John - nOmnomnOm - {AFC}-: lots of them
[12:16:56 PM] torislacroix: WAIT WHAT
[12:17:01 PM] pon4ikslv: yeah
[12:17:06 PM] torislacroix: gimme one
[12:17:09 PM] pon4ikslv: its actualy thing in freelancer
[12:17:16 PM] John - nOmnomnOm - {AFC}-: its a commodity
[12:17:19 PM] John - nOmnomnOm - {AFC}-: i found it
[12:17:19 PM] pon4ikslv: u can buy them at temple of damned
[12:17:21 PM] torislacroix: ....IT IS WHAT?
[12:17:23 PM] John - nOmnomnOm - {AFC}-: yeah
[12:17:30 PM] John - nOmnomnOm - {AFC}-: u didnt know?
[12:17:30 PM] Timothy: (nerd)
[12:17:40 PM] John - nOmnomnOm - {AFC}-: they come in all sorts of colors
[12:17:47 PM] pon4ikslv: pink
[12:17:48 PM] pon4ikslv: red
[12:17:49 PM] pon4ikslv: black
[12:17:53 PM] Chuba: horse
[12:18:00 PM] Chuba: japanese
[12:18:09 PM] Timothy: IMG chat at it's finest
[12:18:09 PM] John - nOmnomnOm - {AFC}-: lepard stripes
[12:18:16 PM] John - nOmnomnOm - {AFC}-: for added sexy
[12:18:19 PM] John - nOmnomnOm - {AFC}-: rrraawwwr

Why did you post this why?
Why did I read this whhhyyyy?
Why? Why? Why? Why?

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Lords will rule their land as they see fit, and the serfs shall merely beg.