I can haz skype

[Sabru]

[4:01:49 AM] 『☯』Lady Red: also we GC supply ourself with it, since our population on females on kitahara is 12.000
[4:02:17 AM] WPeregrine - Disciple of the Farmgod: Is it a Yuri harem?

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[Connor]

On 23/04/2015, at 22:52, Jamie wrote:
> Hey Connor, are you pleased to see me, or is that a Cashew creeping in your pants?

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[Vulkhard Muller]

[11:53:09 AM] aerelm: cant say I havent touched myself inappropriately at night thinkin about hessian IFFed stationary turtle tho (bandit)

[Connor]

[22:17:11] Prophet: Nothing is invincible, especially when you throw badgers on top of it.
[22:17:39] Prophet: Have you seen an Abrams try to shake off badgers? How about a T-80? How about a jet fighter?
[22:17:40] Prophet: Nope.
[22:17:44] Prophet: No Bueno.

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[Connor]

[23:34:15] Connor Pearce (Snoopy): http://imgur.com/r/funny/0ftKlHH
[23:34:42] Duncatstahn: I used to have a hamster.
[23:34:43] Duncatstahn: Well.
[23:34:52] Duncatstahn: It wasn't my hamster. It was the class pet.
[23:35:33] Duncatstahn: I was lucky enough to take it home for the entire spring break. We each took turns taking it home for the weekends, but I got to keep it for a whole week!
[23:35:36] Duncatstahn: Super awesome!
[23:35:48] Duncatstahn: Then it died to the most massive hamster poop I've ever seen.
[23:35:54] Duncatstahn: It bled out of it's ass.
[23:36:14] Duncatstahn: Like. Fucking true story right there.
[23:36:50] Duncatstahn: RIP Hamster Fluffy. Died to Constipation.

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[Connor]

[23:36:58] [M] ˙·٠•●ҳҲ̸ҳ*Kuduka*ҳҲ̸ҳ●•٠·˙: (heart) Marry me Conrad! Be my beautiful Wife!

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[SnakeLancerHaven]

[22:27:28] SwagBunny: [22:29] SwagBunny:

<<< my character somewhat has amnesia
[22:27:29] SnakeLancer™: Only one left is Mother.
[22:27:43] SnakeLancer™: and his lost Brother
[22:27:49] SnakeLancer™: o____O
[22:27:51] SwagBunny: [22:29] SwagBunny:

<<< amnesia
[22:27:54] SnakeLancer™: I GET IT
[22:27:57] SnakeLancer™: STAHP
[22:28:27] SwagBunny: I'm just gonna stop talking.
[22:29:17] SnakeLancer™: Gud
[22:29:27] SnakeLancer™: It's my RP QQ
[22:29:33] SnakeLancer™: stop insulting it
[22:29:34] SnakeLancer™: qq
[22:29:45] SnakeLancer™: RP have feelings too
[22:30:31] SwagBunny: I didn't insult it.
Its called criticism.
[22:30:34] Chuba: [22:28] SwagBunny:

<<< I'm just gonna stop talking.
[22:30:46] SwagBunny: I canged my mind.
[22:30:51] Chuba: okay C;

[22:29:45] SnakeLancer™: RP have feelings too

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R.I.P Tabris...
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[SMI-Great.Fox]

[6:01:22 PM] Michał Golański: frozen means?
[6:05:38 PM] Luc E-W: Golly let it go
[6:05:45 PM] Conrad (Moveit56): He just can't hold it back anymore though.

[pillow]

[9:31:57 PM] Tal: After a long day of work, Kanye West goes to his Kanye Nest to take his Kanye Rest. He wakes up feeling his Kanye Best. Then he’ll get Kanye Dressed on his Kanye Vest to go on a Kanye Quest. He goes to church and becomes Kanye Blessed, then to a hotel room to be a Kanye Guest. Then to school to take his Kanye Test. He forgot to brush his teeth. Did he run out of Kanye Crest? His neighbor stole it, what a Kanye Pest.

there's a bunch of other stupid stuff above that but it's too hardcore for this thread
like pls

[pillow]

[9:02:50 PM] Freedom Phantom: holw old is you my child
[9:02:53 PM] Freedom Phantom: are you of age to witness lesbian sex
[9:02:53 PM] David Kovets: liek
[9:03:02 PM] Freedom Phantom: or are you just being a bong and making me go to jail for nothing
[9:03:03 PM] David Kovets: I AM OF AGE TO KICK YOUR ARSE AMIGO
[9:03:08 PM] Freedom Phantom: how old
[9:03:11 PM] Freedom Phantom: like
[9:03:13 PM] Freedom Phantom: 0
[9:03:18 PM] Freedom Phantom: i dont leave the house
[9:03:18 PM] David Kovets: sorta
[9:03:20 PM] David Kovets: like
[9:03:27 PM] David Kovets: 6 years is the legal age
[9:03:28 PM] David Kovets: right?
[9:03:34 PM] Freedom Phantom: fml

edit: editing is hard