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SnakeLancerHaven · 06-09-2015, 10:17 PM,

[23:15:06] Jake: He's a douche.
[23:16:05] Jake: I'm on but idle. Had to run to the storm
[23:16:14] Jake: Satire*
[23:16:22] SnakeLancer™: k
[23:16:23] Jake: Oh ffs... STORE
[23:16:28] SnakeLancer™: wtf is
Satire
[23:16:29] SnakeLancer™: (rofl)
[23:16:31] SnakeLancer™: AHAHHAHAHA

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R.I.P Tabris...
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WesternPeregrine · (This post was last modified: 06-12-2015, 06:49 PM by WesternPeregrine.)

WesternPeregrine: Did you know that salary is related to salt?
[18:39:30] Hubert: huh. not really
[18:39:37] Hubert: even though my state is named after salt
[18:39:38] WesternPeregrine - zui! ₍₍ (ง ˘ω˘ )ว ⁾⁾ zui!: Payments in salt. How ironic in hindsight.
[18:39:58] Hubert: lots of things here are named after salt
[18:40:00] WesternPeregrine - zui! ₍₍ (ง ˘ω˘ )ว ⁾⁾ zui!: Now with all the forum jargon related with salt.
[18:40:02] Hubert: since we traded that with the romans
[18:40:22] WesternPeregrine - zui! ₍₍ (ง ˘ω˘ )ว ⁾⁾ zui!: Salzburg, interesting.
[18:40:39] Hubert: the biggest stream going through the entire state is called
[18:40:41] Hubert: Salzach
[18:40:54] WesternPeregrine - zui! ₍₍ (ง ˘ω˘ )ว ⁾⁾ zui!: Very salty land, it seems.
[18:41:02] Hubert: there's been that legend that the water got salty because of all the shipments
[18:41:38 | Editado 18:41:42] WesternPeregrine - zui! ₍₍ (ง ˘ω˘ )ว ⁾⁾ zui!: Maybe some sort of "Salzburg Salt Party" happened, like the one in Boston. Big Grin

[18:41:58] Hubert: lol
[18:42:18] Hubert: Pay our taxes?? In Salt??
[18:42:36] WesternPeregrine - zui! ₍₍ (ง ˘ω˘ )ว ⁾⁾ zui!: "No more punitive taxes, throw all the salt into de river!!"
Fishes die, whole region goes under recession.
[18:43:08] WesternPeregrine - zui! ₍₍ (ง ˘ω˘ )ว ⁾⁾ zui!: Fisherman is not pleased with the events that transpired.

EDIT: IT WAS MORE INTERESTING WITHOUT THIS FORUM POLITICALLY AUTO CORRECT FEATURE!! You Pineapples.

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SnakeLancerHaven · (This post was last modified: 06-16-2015, 10:29 PM by SnakeLancerHaven.)

[23:27:01] SnakeLancer™: omgomgomgomgomg
[23:27:01] SnakeLancer™: where is Pirate IFF
[23:27:04] SnakeLancer™: I can't find it Dx
[23:27:12] alley: it's not available yet
[23:27:22] SnakeLancer™: NNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
[23:27:39] SnakeLancer™:

R.I.P Tabris...
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pillow · (This post was last modified: 02-22-2016, 12:55 AM by pillow.)

edit: actually, hang on

[8:32:17 PM] Tal: no
[8:32:19 PM] Tal: for real
[8:32:27 PM] Tal: when are we gonna have a legit like
[8:32:28 PM] Tal: sex
[8:32:31 PM] Tal: one whole sex
[8:32:35 PM] Freedom Phantom: A WHOLE SEX
[8:32:52 PM] Freedom Phantom: i-isn't it too soon
[8:33:05 PM] Tal: what
[8:34:44 PM] Tal: no
[8:34:51 PM] Freedom Phantom: ):
[8:37:39 PM] Tal: never too soon
[8:37:39 PM] Tal: for
[8:37:45 PM] Tal: secks
[8:39:19 PM | Edited 8:39:20 PM] Freedom Phantom: i-im nervous
[8:39:46 PM] Tal: dont worry
[8:39:53 PM] Tal: im really good at this
[8:41:37 PM] Tal: i move my hand closer to your pants
[8:43:27 PM] Freedom Phantom: nngh
[8:43:29 PM] Freedom Phantom: scary
[8:44:01 PM] Freedom Phantom: b-be gentle
[8:44:23 PM] Tal: i slowly take them off, and then lift up your shirt
[8:44:52 PM] Tal: there is a visible bulge in my pants now
[8:45:39 PM] Freedom Phantom: my cheeks are red as i breathe in and out to calm down
[8:48:05 PM] Tal: i slip your shirt off quickly and push you down to the bed
[8:48:22 PM] Freedom Phantom: i squeal as i land
[8:48:53 PM] Freedom Phantom: d-dont be so rough
[8:48:57 PM] Freedom Phantom: im fragile
[8:49:24 PM] Tal: i climb atop you and spread your legs open
[8:49:45 PM] Tal: don't worry, i'll be gentle
[8:49:47 PM] Freedom Phantom: ohmy~
[8:50:00 PM] Tal: i lean in close to your face
[8:51:06 PM] Freedom Phantom: h-hello
[8:51:17 PM] Freedom Phantom: b-be slow
[8:53:04 PM] Tal: i smile devilishly
[8:55:08 PM] Tal: and whip out my knife
[8:55:20 PM] Freedom Phantom: what are you doing
[8:58:58 PM] Tal: my momma got cancer
[8:59:01 PM] Tal: gotta pay the bills kid
[8:59:13 PM] Tal: i harvest your organs to sell on the black market
[8:59:17 PM] Tal: the end
[8:59:47 PM] Tal: wasnt that fun
[8:59:53 PM] Freedom Phantom: it was GREAT
[9:00:00 PM] Tal: did you get off too
[9:00:01 PM] Tal: Wink

[9:00:13 PM] Freedom Phantom: ...yes]

tal pls

**jammi** · 06-17-2015, 11:20 PM,

[23:17:14] Prophet: The High Command is the DoO, Jamie's the DoT, I'm the DoExSec, Jazzi is the Director of Services and Connor (Snoopy) is the Director of Colonial Authority
[23:17:33] Gleaves (Pig_Pen): understood Smile

[23:17:36] Jamie: Do you know who the DoIT is?
[23:18:00] Gleaves (Pig_Pen): DoIT?
[23:18:04] Jamie: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-VsDk7SIXa8

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SpaceTime · 06-17-2015, 11:45 PM,

[1:42:35 πμ] *** Jamie hits a button and flushes Nick out through Char. ***

Corile · 06-19-2015, 03:44 PM,

[16:42:38] An'shur: Wiki: "Malta's oceans are strongly acidic and home to algae that tolerate it's high acidity."
[16:43:07] Jess (Chrono): your char is not algae.

Reflections on the Revolution in Gallia
Custodi // High City of Heraklion // The Cult of Archangels
Log Filter // Post Creator // Manhattan

Yber · 06-20-2015, 11:37 PM,

Spoiler

And that's how I became KING OF THE WORLD.

(06-19-2016, 12:06 PM)Mao Wrote: inb4 Sirius gets renamed to XTF.

Durandal · 06-29-2015, 02:38 AM,

From steam but who cares

JihadJoe: WHERE IS MY GRANDMA...
JihadJoe: SHE'S DRINKING VINEGAR
JihadJoe: MAKE HER STOP
JihadJoe: OR SHE WILL BURST
Durandal: W-what
JihadJoe: That
JihadJoe: was all kinds of the wrong chat
JihadJoe: and not only that
JihadJoe: I missed out a line in the middle
JihadJoe: I'm drunk and sleepy
JihadJoe: night
Durandal: That was
Durandal: Really weird.
Durandal: Goodnight Joe.

Rodent · (This post was last modified: 06-29-2015, 06:15 AM by Rodent.)

(06-29-2015, 02:38 AM)Durandal Wrote: From steam but who cares

JihadJoe: WHERE IS MY GRANDMA...
JihadJoe: SHE'S DRINKING VINEGAR
JihadJoe: MAKE HER STOP
JihadJoe: OR SHE WILL BURST
Durandal: W-what
JihadJoe: That
JihadJoe: was all kinds of the wrong chat
JihadJoe: and not only that
JihadJoe: I missed out a line in the middle
JihadJoe: I'm drunk and sleepy
JihadJoe: night
Durandal: That was
Durandal: Really weird.
Durandal: Goodnight Joe.

I literally snorted Coffee out reading this. XD

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