To:Jessebelle Fillian. FROM:-ANGRY SAIR LADY

[Jessitrescott]

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* A Women ???? Is Seen Wearing A burka *

Dear Senor...*coughs*..Senorita Jess.

As much as I would love to mush your face with my huge mammary glands, I sadly can’t do it. Pepe "Lardon" Senor seems to be falling in love with "YOU" I don’t even know what he sees in you.... I look bigger, I feed him better, I definitely look more manly than you, but Lardon Seems to be falling in love with you and apparently wants to steal your panties. *She lets out a huge fart*I, under any circumstances, cannot let that happen and I shall be the only true love and pantie provider for Pepe Lardon. I want you to pack your bags and leave the Omicrons at once. Dont force me to chase you out of the Omicrons like the women you are.

* A half naked man ....? Walks before the camera and reveals the monster behind the burka*

*Her face was a perfect oval, like a circle that had its two sides gently compressed by a ThighMaster.*

FEAR ME JESSEBELEE
* Like a ballerina, she rose gracefully en Pointe and extended one slender leg behind her, like a dog at a fire hydrant.She makes a threatening pose in this stance*


You have 12 hours to leave omicrons


Signed with mucho farts
Valeria Lardon.
(Pepe's No 1 Girlfriend)




* She laughs like a dog that's going to die as she rolls over to click the off button *

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[Jayce]

Heurgh... Was all Jess managed to reply with, before clapping a hand over her mouth in an attempt to stifle the flow of vomit behind it. A few moments later, the pastel-haired giantess had regained enough composure to respond.

I have no idea who you are, how you managed to obtain my private comms code, or why you think you're fit to speak to me...

Jess heaves again, having abstained from looking at the video feed again during her response.

But I've got absolutely zero interest in you, your "Pepe," or any other Corsair over the age of seventeen.

As for your demand for me to vacate, well...

The Empress flashes the double finger to the video recorder.

Get bent, you ugly whore.