I can haz skype

[Petitioner]

[2:00:49 PM] Jayce: Lyth, your skin may be black, but you are as white as the driven fucking snow.

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Recruitment | Task Force Prometheus | ICN FIRESTORM

[Kaze]

[16:05:43] Cоппоя 'Kiki <3': "Join me Albania, we can invade Africa and Greece together"
[16:05:53] Arbi 'Lnnnnnnnnnnn yes': sorry not into black ***** xD
[16:05:58] Kaze: xddddd
[16:06:02] Cоппоя 'Kiki <3': I love black *****

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[08:11 PM] Dusty Lens said: Well in that case. NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUKE & #SAVAGE & #STORIES

[Kauket]

[17:00:49] (づ｡◕‿‿◕｡)づ*:･ﾟ✧: i cant remember our operation
[17:00:54] (づ｡◕‿‿◕｡)づ*:･ﾟ✧: i knew it was related to the word 'gay' somehow
[17:00:55] \/endetta: which
[17:01:00] (づ｡◕‿‿◕｡)づ*:･ﾟ✧: the starting one
[17:01:02] (づ｡◕‿‿◕｡)づ*:･ﾟ✧: gtho'ing with eido
[17:01:06] \/endetta: Dike
[17:01:09] (づ｡◕‿‿◕｡)づ*:･ﾟ✧: thats it
[17:01:10] (づ｡◕‿‿◕｡)づ*:･ﾟ✧: LOL
[17:01:14] Reeves: LMAO
[17:01:19] \/endetta: >doesn't remember her own lore
[17:01:19] \/endetta: x
[17:01:20] \/endetta: d

[Sombs]

[23:02:51] Maren von Westefeld: You know, I wrote that while on the toilet
[23:03:02] Maren von Westefeld: And my battery might die soon
[23:03:41] Maren von Westefeld: I really should've wiped earlier because now I only got one bit of spaghetti.

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[Sombs]

[23:45:49] Maren von Westefeld: I almost slipped and fell in the toilet.
[23:45:50] Maren von Westefeld: Fucking rain water

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[Foxglove]

Stop spilling my secrets. :c

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[Sombs]

Want me to spill other things of yours?

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[Sombs]

[19:39:00] Pamke: hey operator
[19:39:02] Pamke: I found CONDENSED MILK to buy
[19:39:07] Pamke: (after a long while)
[19:39:25] Maren von Westefeld: For pancake goodness
[19:41:38] Red Hot Panda Person: Why don't you take your own milk?
[19:41:47] Pamke: https://i.imgur.com/erlre7d.gifv
[19:41:50] Pamke: it's not condensed
[19:41:51] Red Hot Panda Person: Foxglove would like it.
[19:42:10] Red Hot Panda Person: He's the one that weirdly often mentions lactation jokes.
[19:43:57] Maren von Westefeld: Only because your chars are so focused on breasts.
[19:44:41] Maren von Westefeld: Like, it would be funny if Nancy just randomly lactated into Leon's eye when he grabs her suddenly.
[19:44:53] Maren von Westefeld: AUTOMATIC DEFENSE MECHANISM ENGAGED
[19:44:53] Red Hot Panda Person: What the hell
[19:45:06] Maren von Westefeld: .-.
[19:45:08] Pamke: I think your erp chat is leaking
[19:45:22] Maren von Westefeld: Like your condensed milk
[19:45:29] Maren von Westefeld: I made a hole in it.
[19:45:29] Pamke: ....

[Valhalla Sr.]

[20:23:48] Valhalla Rising: Marko pls.
[20:24:03] Valhalla Rising: Everyone knows Jack and Nerdi are best friends
[20:24:04] Valhalla Rising: ))
[20:26:03] Marko: Wouldn't matter if they were the same person tbh 8|
[20:26:13] Valhalla Rising: (:
[20:26:21] Marko: Speaking of which
[20:26:30] Marko: Ever seen them together in a room? Huh huh?
[20:26:38] Valhalla Rising: THE TRUTH IS ABOUT TO ESCAPE
[20:26:51] Miloš Marjanović: THE MEME HAS BEEN UNLEASHED
[20:27:05] Marko: ILLERMINATI
[20:27:13] Miloš Marjanović: hehe
[20:27:17] Marko: wew lad
[20:27:24] Valhalla Rising: Jared = Jack
[20:27:32] Marko: Jack = Jarek
[20:27:37] Valhalla Rising: Jack is Overseer
[20:27:37] Marko: It all makes sense now
[20:27:41] Valhalla Rising: Jared is Overlord
[20:27:48] Marko: mind blown

[Emperor Tekagi]

Me: Pics

[00:10:39] Shelco: Omg I love you
[00:15:22] Shelco: You're like Santa
[00:15:23] Shelco: With porn
[00:15:34] Shelco: If I see that in context I will murder you
[00:16:01] Shelco: Don't
[00:16:03] Shelco: I swear

It's not context <3