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Attack On Refinery: Confirmed LSF Inside Job
Belle Valley, Erie - They almost got us! In the past few days, various news outlets published articles about the Maartens Refinery on Erie having been targeted by Zoner terrorists. These articles got published by state-controlled instances and not by independent agencies - most likely to control the ongoing situation in Pennsylvania. New sources however showed that the published images of the Maartens Refinery on fire were EDITED. The original images showed the presence of an LSF Siege Cruiser in the sky - pointing at the refinery!
This is, of course, convenient, since only so many news outlets are able to get information out into space - and all of them are under government control. So, with the leaked original footage on one hand, and everyone knowing that Liberty Gov controls the flow of media in Pennsylvania since the intervention, it does not take many brain cells to connect the dots!
The Liberty Security Force has been acting outside the borders of the Liberty Constitution ever since 799 A.S., while influencing the media Sirius-wide to explain all abnormal activities with made-up stories about "aliens" and "insurgents" that steal Navy capital ships. Luckily, even the LSF can't suppress the entirety of Liberty's honest, tax-paying citizens, meaning there will always be people who manage to publish the actual truth despite all attempts of the LSF to silence the truth.
Republican Senator Woodward from Lexingtown, Houston, a proud christian man of the Western Lexingtown Community Church, is currently preparing a confrontational speech to voice his concerns about the continuous attempts of the LSF to fool the honest tax-payer, especially after the shocking revelation of nanobots found in Lexingtown's drinking water reserves.
"Do we deserve Erie? Yes. Do our soldiers deserve to be lied to, though? No! Stop treating us like idiots and at least tell our soldiers the truth, so they can bring our beloved republican values to the people on that planet!" - Marcus Woodward.
The obsessive involvement of the LSF on Erie keeps rising our eyebrows, but they overacted. Even libertonian children know that Zoners are simple push-overs. They are losing one freeport after another, because they don't know how to fight. Our honest, tax-paying christian people from Liberty, however, are born into a world of the Second Amendment. The LSF trying to blame Zoners for this act of terrorism is hilarious at best and stupid at worst.
A Yeehaw to us, the honest christian taxpayers of Liberty! Nobody fools us!
Frank B. Mountain - Greater Harmony Christian Fellowship 10/15/833 13:02
Freedom isn't free and the devil worshipping LSF proves that time and time again. The tree of Liberty has to be refreshed with the blood of patriots and tyrants, so we can get back to sharing our way of life with those Erie dopes who need it most.
Alex Jopherson - New Valleypoint of the Gospel Refuge Church of Christ 10/15/833 18:50
The devil has possessed the LSF I pray that our saviour senator Woodward exposes them to the might of our Lord may his gaze the purify our god given Liberty of its sins. Amen!
Not an idiot - Church that is not full of idiots 10/15/833 19:20
There is no one halfway intelligent who could believe this lie. If anyone is looking for the LSF in all this mess, they should start by looking directly at the person writing these garbage.
James "Jimmy" Jameson the fourth - Ninth adventist chapel of Jamestown, Haven of the Pure of Blood and Soul 10/15/833 22:22
It's like I always sayed i made a post bout this on hear even!!! if you think em libtards play nice your dumb like yore mule kicked you in the head
Em ninomachinez or wwhatever n now this?? Wake up and here the good word of our LORD unless youre a commie atheist dog
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John Jameson - Presbylutheran Congregation of Nacogdoches 10/16/833 21:49
If those LSF spooks try to fake news their way into my house, only one man will come out alive. And it's gonna be ME, because I've got three dozen blasters from THE MOST PATRIOTIC arms company, DETROIT MUNITIONS. I can't believe how TACTICAL the new Cascade-series PDW is, especially with optional removeable stock and hinged shoulder support, which the LIEBERAL politicos call "the shoulder thing that goes up". GOD BLESS LIBERTY AND NO PLACE ELSE! GOD BLESS DETROIT MUNITIONS!
WhatDoesGODFear - Corpus Posadas Unitarian Catholic Adventist Church of Evangelism (Reformed) 10/17/833 18:11
You fast, but Satan does not eat
You labor fervently, but Satan never sleeps
The only dimension in which you can outperform Satan is by acquiring humility, for Satan has no humility
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