--CommID: Joe Hell Duster
-Ship Details: Hell Manta the Beaver Shoottt-ter
Hell. Don't YOU know who I am? You don't? Let me tell ya.
I am the most badass, and worst mother*beep* piece of *beep* *censored* in this part of *beep* galaxy. Wherever I go the *beep*ing *beep* of the *beep* criminals run back to their mothers' *beep*ing nipples, crying their *beep* off.
Then I realized, WHY THE HELL DON'T I MAKE MONEY OF THIS? MY MANLY SCENT IS ENOUGH FOR THEM *BEEP* *BEEP* TO *BEEP* JUST GO TO HELL!
*Beep* it, though.
SO MANY *BEEP*ING BOUNTY *BEEP* BOARDS! WHO THE HELL WILL REGISTER FOR THEM?
YOU will register for them for me. So, let me the hell in, and I can start shooting the *beep* of their *beep* soon, and we all earn some money.
And you better be quick about it!
What? What I was doing before this? I WAS BORN IN TEXAS *BEEP* YOU *BEEP*, I WAS BORN THIS WAY! I AM A *BEEPIN* STAR COWBOY WHO *BEEP* CHEWS YOUR *BEEP* ASS AND KICK MOTHER*BEEPIN* BUBBLEGUN.
AND I AM ALL OUT OF *BEEPIN* ASSES, YOU *BEEPS*! I WANT MORE ASSES! Mom!
Mom's note: Don't worry he's harmless. He's a good boy and have been this way since his father was lost in a merchant caravan... or since he started watching old Chuck Norris movies. He wont cause trouble.
He's so sweet and he's still living with his poor old mother. Such a filial son I have.
My my, such language. Seldom have I heard so much continious beeping in my life.
Let's see if you're really so rather awesome as you claim to be (in between the swearing)
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Ship Id: Formerly IRON STRIKE
Gutentag,
My name is Albert.. Albert Von Warner.. Former Capt in the Rhienland Navy and Commander of Gunboat Iron Strike. I served under my Father... Baron Von Warner, who was an Admiral during the Liberty-Rhienland Nomand Conflict of AS 800. This war caused my family's name to become dishonored and my father to lose his command of battlegroup Ultima. He was forced into retirement and by default me as well.. in his retirement he has become restless and seeks to start his Own mercernary company with his wealth. I declined his offer as Lt. Commander of his new force and he cast me down as his son... I seek redememtion and glory. I heard of your orginzation while drowning my sorrows in a house il repute in my homeland on holstien. The news that your guild has struck hard as the same forces that caused my family pain for years woke me from my slump.
I am willing learn your ways and fight your battles! I am a competent commander and a master of war in a Gunboat. I would like to offer my services to your guild and cause. Bring justice to the sector and bring war to those who caused my family to loss its honor during that conflict so long ago.. Namely the Nomads and Order...
Biological Information:
Blood Type O +
Age 33
Education Rhienland Military Academy
Assest: Heir to the Von Warner Fortune and Barony on Holstien Large farms producing food for the Rhienland sector and Omegas.
Sex: Male
Altough we always welcome ex military personale Im not quite sure if it is the Guild Core you wish to join or the Buiny Hunter's Guild. If it is the former, you need to apply to this channel.
If you wish to beome a bounty hunter in the truest sense of the word, please say so. Then you're at the right adress here.
I would like to join your team sir, bringing justice to the sector, escorting paying customers, and assisting the core in battles if they would call on me as well. Do you team up with them in battles if the call is made? or are you more autonomus groups?
I would like to see the entire sector, that chance was stolen from me when I was "retired" from the navy. I belive the core is tied down in the Omegas only I read on he news report.
I had never intended to speak or write of my past again. But since you are in need of it ...
Let me start at the beginning, my name is Alistair Blackwood. I will not bore you with trivia about my family tree. I believe my mother to have been a serving maid, she died giving birth to me. I was raised by my grandfather Duncan at Redcliffe, a small town on planet Gran Canaria.
We hunted our own food on Canaria, I began with small birds then progressed to bigger and bigger animals. And from there did I hone my tracking and hunting skills ... you'd be surprised at how much easier it is to hunt people rather than animals
During the times when we were not hunting my grandfather would tell me stories of his bounty-hunting days. The freedom of flying through space, the adrenalin rush of going after a target that you've tracked through 5 systems across the sector. And the pleasure you receive once you get paid for taking out the pirate. And using said credits for your benefits ...
It was with such stories that I grew up, of how people hunted other people, some for fun others for money '¦ and then they called me wacky for no reason '¦ I had plenty of reason to be weird! But it was the way of the world and I was okay with that. Hell I loved it '¦
It was with these ideals of hunting down pirates did I go into the business, of course it wasn't as easy but then again I never thought it would be. I repaired my grandfather's old AP (which he fondly named Mor-rioghain after my mother) and began flying around, but for a lone hunter contracts are hard to come by, which is why I decided to try and join the main branch of the Bounty Hunters Guild ... Awaiting your response ...
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--CommID: Radiel Amezarov--
-Ship Details: Manta or Hammerhead
Good afternoon Hunters,
Hah, I don't even know where to start.... I can rant all day about the advantages of being a Bounty Hunter. I was raised by my parents to believe in a set of rules. If a man lives without a set of rules or believes that he goes by, then that man is no more than an animal. That's what I think of these petty outlaws...
Well, okay, maybe I'm also financially inclined toward blowing up these criminals for the money, but it still feels nice to think of yourself as one who keeps order.
So, why not the Liberty Security Force? Or perhaps the Bretonia Police Authority? I'm sure many Bounty Hunters are fleeing from their past.... Debts, crimes, and whatever else it may be. I promise you, however, that although I'm sure any of these police departments would love to have me, the reason I am joining the Bounty Hunters is because I believe my skills would be put to good use throughout all the Houses... Fighting the scum of the universe only in Rheinland or Liberty would not be much for fun for me. I'd like to have Red Hessians for breakfast, Outcasts for Lunch, and Blood Dragons for dinner. With that bombshell, I'll be awaiting a reply.
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--CommID: Otis.Hagen--
-Ship Details: Currently flying a Kusari Explorer civilian gunboat
I'm not talkative so here it is in brief. I flew 2nd chair for my cousin Festus Hagen for a long time, then we decided to split forces and I would cover the Taus, Omegas and Sigmas while he stayed in the Liberty core. That's been working fine, except I dont like paperwork as much as Festus, so I'm looking to join the guild and let you fellas manage the sign-ups. I'm already licenesed as an independent hunter with full reps, been that way for a long time, and was especially active in Kyushu until they stopped paying the bills.
I dont use SKYPE protocols. Hope that's not a problem.
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