Operation Free The Hoes

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Sender ID: Scarras Rossin
Recipient ID: local
Topic: RE: Free the Hoes

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Hey, by all means, keep this up. Ain't nothing gets my southern blood pumping like activist rants.

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∎∎∎ ⋙ Von: Rados Bambach
∎∎∎ ⋙ An: Operation Free The Hoes

∎∎∎ ⋙ Thema: Liberated Hoes

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Guten Tag ,

Melvin pray to what ever deity you or your ancestors worshiped that we never meet for I will grind you and the whole Litigation Division into fertilizer!

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Rados Bambach
True Landwirtrechtbewegung.

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COMM ID: Fleet Admiral Alan Jones
TARGET ID: Chloe~ ♡
SUBJECT: Re: Free The Hoes

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Ms. Chloe,

Somehow your open broadcast has reached me at the Navy Strategic command. At first it almost looked like some kind of prank or some naming from someone bored.

But I am actually impressed.

So, as per liberty Laws under section 1 chapter 3;

1.3 Improper passenger conditions
Only Freighters, Armored "Pelican" Transport, Liners and Yachts may transport various classifications of passengers, excluding Prisoners.

The conditions described in your communication are considered as unacceptable under the passenger laws of the republic of Liberty and I will issue a notification to the border patrols to liberate all these hoes and provide them with the liberty, freedom and treatment due.

Thank you for your message. We will indeed do the good deeds and free the hoes.

Best Regards,

Alan Jones
Fleet Admiral, First Fleet
Liberty Navy Strategic Command

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"If your heart is filled with faith, then you can't fear."

Fleet Admiral Alan Jones

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SENDER: Major Setsuna Kobayashi, Battlegroup Ouroboros RECIPIENT: FADM Alan Jones , LIBNAV STRATCOM ; PUBLIC SUBJECT: Synthetic Sin Well. Color me surprised, there's someone who actually gives a damn in the Liberty Navy about the well being of the citizenry. Maybe you can give Captain Brown some pointers on putting values above policy. Setsuna Kobayashi Mizurashi Diplomatic Section Battlegroup Ouroboros

[CO. Slate]

The meeting at old 48 is lively. Some script kiddie had managed to think an expensive troupe of performers aboard Synth Paste billboard ships were prostitutes, and apparently whatever mindrot they were on had spread.

"Adrian? Adrian, look at this. They actually are that dumb." "I'm telling you, Slate, this is what happens when you don't eat food whose nutritional value hasn't been calculated by actual experts. I bet this Chloe is fat, old, and feeble-minded." The meeting dissolves into pointing and laughing at everyone who bought it. "Want this one? I have to go chew out the blustering idiot, then I have to attend another Technocrat dissection. This one might even have original parts and not just more Kishiro bootlegs, and your boys, Ivy, can't wait to dig into those."

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You may consider the following:

• Chloe is a confirmed fat (110 kg and rising!) old boomer who assumes everyone else to be as constantly horny as she is.
  
• To this end, she has begun orchestrating the abduction of traveling bands, theater troupes, and other such entertainment on the assumption that they be, as she says, "hoes".
  
• Stop swallowing the bait like it's as delicious as our Synth Paste, it's embarrassing.

Adrian Robinson
Customer Relations, Synth Foods, Inc.

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from: Roland Freud
to: open channel
subject: "hoes"

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"What a turn. There are not many people left who care about upholding the law even when it does not benefit them."

"Hope it will be more than words. Good one, hackers."

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