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Corsair Ministry Of Culture Announces New Project Called: Hijos de Creta - Furia Desatada

Nova Magerit - The Corsair Empire is about to witness a cinematic event unlike any before. A project of unparalleled ambition, funded by visionary leaders within the Brotherhood and backed by resources from the Empire itself, has been in the making for months. Today, Canal Uno is honored to bring you the first trailer of what is already being called the most important cultural achievement in Corsair history. This high-end cinematic masterpiece has brought together the brightest minds of our Empire: scientists, artists, musicians. strategists, war heroes, all working in absolute secrecy to deliver a film that will stand as the definitive story of Corsair greatness. The immense budget allocated for this endeavor is significant, drawing from the same public funds meant to support the Corsair Brotherhood, Crete’s hospitals and social programs. But what could be more vital to the health of our Empire than educating our people about their historical achievements? What good is tending to the weak if we do not first inspire the strong? This film is not just a story, it is a weapon. A rallying cry for the Corsair people. A legacy in the making! Expect to witness real archived battle footage that captures the raw power and skill of Corsair warriors, bringing the chaos and glory of combat to the screen like never before. The most legendary figures of the Empire will be immortalized in film, ensuring their heroism and legacy endure for future generations. At the heart of it all lies a masterfully crafted narrative, seamlessly blending history, action, and Corsair pride into a breathtaking visual spectacle. This project is of such magnitude that even our enemies will be forced to acknowledge the undeniable supremacy of Corsair culture. Some voices in the Empire have been less enthusiastic. Critics have raised concerns over the use of public funds initially allocated for hospitals and care for the poor, questioning whether such resources should have been diverted toward cultural projects. "When asked about this, Elder Buonocore of the Brotherhood responded, ''When people think of health, mental health often takes a backseat to physical health. However, these investments make people happy, so the credits are well spent.'' Others though, whisper that this grand production serves the ambitions of a select few rather than the interests of all Corsairs. However, true visionaries understand that morale, unity, and legacy are just as vital to our people as food and medicine. When future generations look back, they will see this project not as an expense, but as an investment in the heart and soul of the Corsair Empire. Editorial note: due to an unforeseen error, Canal Uno forgot what year it is. Canal Uno now remembers what year it is. Canal Uno wishes to apologise to the people we might have confused as to what year it is.

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001. WearyWarrior
02 FEB 835 15:15

So THIS is what muy hard-earned creditos are going towards?!

MORE, WE NEED MORE OF THAT!

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002. Mama.Mia
02 FEB 835 15:15

Look at all those explosions, beautiful women and handsome men! I will tell my children that there's nothing wrong with being a Corsair! All 23 of them!!

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003. GrandeHombre22
02 FEB 835 16:22

JAJAJA, Tio, this trailer is so freaking sick!!!! It makes me want to charge into Bretonia without a shield!!!!

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Carrier ID: Pepe "El Comisario" Ladron | Carrier: Canal-Uno hotline frequency | Description: El complaint

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El complaint

Just two secundos for such a huge celebrity like me, Senors? *short Latino gaze*

I hope it's not because of those few pesetas I accidentally took with me. *charming Latino smile*

*he pressed off button with his hairy macho hand. Button cracked happily, saying adios to all attempts to locate this call*

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004. Lobo[05]
2 FEB 835 16:49

Oye, muchachos, escuchen bien?

Muy bien. good n i ce

Judging by your title you're still living in the year 834. What payasos

Adios

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[John'DTR'Grey]

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004. Abuelita Julia la Maracas
2 FEB 835 00:00

I am the proud granma of 17 grandchildren and I am glad to pay impuestos to the Imperio for this videos. Let me bring galletas de chocolate to the closest brotherhood recruitment office.

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[Valeria Aguinis]

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005. Valeria the Sand Wraith
2 FEB 835 20:46

A lot of explosions. Say no more. We need much more of this.

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[Madvillain]

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006. CapitanObvioussozo
3 FEB 835 00:46

Caramba! Am I the only one seeing that the legendary Ladron just hacked the CanalUno reply systema?
That is sooooo cool!

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