Happy birthday. Do be careful on your way home, I added an instakill maze to your entire town. You can only get through by following some lights that are only visible from one direction, and some of them are fake to trick you.
I'll do something about my superiority complex when I cease to be superior.
"Whatever happened to catchin' a good old-fashioned passionate ass-whoopin and gettin' your shoes, coat, and your hat tooken?"