Well, things were getting dreadfully dull, weren’t they? But—praise the cosmos—the Corsair Bingo is back on, and my cards are practically vibrating with excitement.
Credits dispatched, sweeties. Do try to spend them on something sensible for a change, hmm?
Fighter 1: [16.06.2025 19:16:32] DTR-Sante.polo was shot out of the skies by Kontrol(73%)
[16.06.2025 19:16:32] Assisted by: Yellowfin(19%), (\^/)Coeus(6%)
Fighter 2: [16.06.2025 19:09:01] DTR-Emboscada was killed by Yellowfin(35%)
[16.06.2025 19:09:01] Assisted by: Kontrol(35%), WV-Aelia(15%)
Well, well—brand-new names? They’re not even on my Corsair Bingo card. Tell me, sweetheart, did the old crew get executed and minced into tacos after that spectacular “reincarnation” fiasco? How creative.
Your credits have been dispatched, honey. Now run along and add a few more exotic flavors to the menu before the ink on today’s payout dries, hmm?
Comments: We were on an iridium run when we encountered a DTR Consul blocking our path - pre-emptive self defense was inevitable, and we were luckily supported by a Core ship. As the Core ship is not registered with the bounty board - we wish to claim and split the bounty.
Ah, yes—the eternal problem of an overstuffed Corsair hulk clogging the lanes. I see the “Stonebreaker Diet” worked wonders… if “wonders” means another kilometer trimmed off their waistline.
Credits sent. Now go top up those rockets, darling; you’ll need every last warhead. Obesity’s running rampant out there—Corsairs too lazy to steer, never too lazy to blow up.
The Order blasting Corsairs? Well, darling, I guess that’s what happens when you hawk those bargain-bin artifacts—play with shady trinkets, win flashy plasma bolts, sweetie.
Anyway, here’s your cash. Put it toward keeping humanity tentacle-free, sweetie!
Well, look who finally decided to drop by—it’s been ages, sweethearts! So glad to see Corsairs are back on your menu; nothing spices up the day like fresh pirate flambé.
Payment has been sent. Go treat yourselves—preferably to more Corsair take-out, cupcake.
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