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Offline jammi
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From: SSgt Alfie Howard, CDI.
To: COCS Database
Topic: Possible suspects [C/41/008341-B]
Clearance: SENSITIVE




Eyup.

We've had a tip-off about a group called Noth Squadron from one of our informants. The actual tip was a bust, but the evidence they sent over showed "Noth" pilots in Cambridge, flying a Mule freighter and a Thor Mk I Rheinland black market bomber. Both legally prohibited tech in Bretonian space.

Could be something, could be nothing. Possibly smugglers or pirates creeping in from the Omegas. We've had trouble with pirate mercenaries on a terrorist bankroll recently though - I've tangled with a few of em myself, Suntigers I think they were called.

Keep an eye out, see if we can confirm or deny whether they're up to no good.

Cheers


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10-25-2025, 12:14 PM,
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From: Inspector Grace O'Sullivan, CDI.
To: COCS Database
Topic: Possible suspects - [EX]
Clearance: SENSITIVE




We have received a suspect bulletin from the Intelligence Services about acts of brazen piracy in orbit of Planet Leeds (attached). This is unacceptable for obvious reasons.

The vessel in question was flying an [EX] identifier, which we are concerned may reflect membership in a broader pirate gang. [EX]-Grenzjaeger was masquerading under a Zoner transponder, likely a false flag to deceive shipping while closing distance.

Please report any further encounters with [EX] flagged vessels, or other suspicious Zoner combat ships, so a full intelligence dossier can be compiled.

In the interim, constables are authorized to use force to detain [EX] vessels for questioning.

Yours sincerely


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Inspector Grace O'Sullivan | Civil Defence Initiative | Bretonian Police Authority Special Constabulary | Unit 24, Stanbrook Hall, Millgarth Street, Wharferdale City, Aberavon, Planet Sprague, Omega-3. BW0101 WD56 3LO. | Web: https://nn.CivilDefence.police.br | Mail: gosullivan3@cdi.police.br | Tel: +7755631 230234 230 |


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Intelligence brief Wrote:
"Relays are connecting… And you’re live, boss. Start transmission."

Admiralty,


Today I was passed something worrying, we have a plague. Not only that, but the memory of Planet Leeds has been desecrated, in front of the memorial no less. A truly shocking event, this certainly isn’t an isolated incident.

I’m talking of course about Pirates, Zoner IFF’ed vessels halting, then formally engaging civilian traffic. Had I not seen the footage, nor logs myself, then I would not have believed it. These brazen acts cannot go unpunished. We all fought hard to retain our right to be Bretonian, we will not let these dogs once again bring harm to civilians under our watch.

My colleague is transmitting the data now.

[Data pings through to the console, Ping One, Ping Two, Ping Three, Ping Four.]

[The logs follow suit, flashing up onto the screen.]


Code:
[21.10.2025 22:52:46] [EX]-Grenzjaeger: greetings freelancer
[21.10.2025 22:52:53] [EX]-Grenzjaeger: Stop the Engines Immediatly or Perish in Space
[21.10.2025 22:53:00] [EX]-Grenzjaeger: i will need to Scan you're Cargo for "illegal" Commodities
[21.10.2025 22:53:08] Samura Vessel: Stopping.
[21.10.2025 22:53:15] "Civilian Ferry": Redacted: Not a bright idea, by Leeds is it?
[21.10.2025 22:53:25] [EX]-Grenzjaeger: Ha another Samura super alloy shipment
[21.10.2025 22:53:38] "Civilian Ferry": Redacted: Zoners don't have authority.
[21.10.2025 22:53:39] [EX]-Grenzjaeger: and another destroyed vessel in space
[21.10.2025 22:53:49] [EX]-Grenzjaeger: i have the authority in this case
[21.10.2025 22:53:59] "Civilian Ferry": Redacted: Simple pirate or something more?
[21.10.2025 22:54:00] [EX]-Grenzjaeger: prepare to vanish samura vessel
[21.10.2025 22:54:02] Samura Vessel: Evasive maneuvers.
[21.10.2025 22:54:20] "Civilian Ferry": Redacted: You will be reported to the Bretonian Authorities.
[21.10.2025 22:54:47] 2025-10-21 21:54:45 SMT  Traffic control alert: Samura Vessel has docked
[21.10.2025 22:54:56] [EX]-Grenzjaeger: bretonians dont have power over me
[21.10.2025 22:55:09] [EX]-Grenzjaeger: but thanks for not interfere mam

As you can see, this was a brazen attack almost on top of the memorial to the fallen. Had this Samura vessel not reached the safe haven of Durham, its crew would have faced the same fate our brave men and women did fighting those Gallic bastards. The cutthroat even had the audacity of transferring credits to our onlooker. The funds were passed onto the poor Samura vessel facing this assault.

I have sent assets far up the line, outside of our influence; I’m getting reports back of these same Zoner vessels cutting off our trade. While these victims are not ships in our employ, they are still transporting commodities that the good Bretonian people have toiled over. This needs to be nipped in the bud, pronto.

I hope you’ll do the right thing.

#### out.


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From: Special Sergeant Jacky Montgomery, CDI.
To: COCS Database
Topic: BIS Mission Contact, NOV 23, 835
Clearance: SENSITIVE




Gentlemen,

I have recently had the pleasure of assisting Senior Executive Officer Barnaby S. Harper, Commanding Officer of the Bretonian Intelligence Service's carrier Morrigan with several small field trials of the BIS's new carrier. I must say I am envious of their budget. Regardless of how fancy their kit is, I wanted to get out ahead of this and issue a memo here advising CDI of upcoming BIS interdiction operations within Cambridge. Senior Executive Officer Harper, or a representative of his, will be formally contacting us on the matter in the near future with a formal request and detailed operation deployments. It seems the spooks are looking to get extra manpower on this one, so I am approving a modest increase to the laundry budget and maintenance expenses. I want everyone to actually be clean and presentable when the BIS send a representative over to us. That means clean your desk too.

In the meantime, everyone make sure you get your ships inspected twice over, I want to make sure all of our kit is ready for deployment. Make sure Kevin down in the maintenance bay actually documents everything with your ships accurately too, I don't want him fudging the numbers again on repair costs.

Yours sincerely


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Special Sergeant Jacky Montgomery | Civil Defence Initiative | Bretonian Police Authority Special Constabulary | Unit 24, Stanbrook Hall, Millgarth Street, Wharferdale City, Aberavon, Planet Sprague, Omega-3. BW0101 WD56 3LO. | Web: https://nn.CivilDefence.police.br | Mail: j-eddm@cdi.police.br | Tel: +7755631 230234 444 |


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01-20-2026, 12:49 AM,
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From: Chief Inspector Helen Timson, CDI.
To: COCS Database
Topic: Personnel updates
Clearance: SENSITIVE



Good day

This update is to provide news on promotions and resulting personnel changes.

Sergeant Jack Montgomery is being elevated to the rank of inspector, effective immediately. She will be taking on additional supervisory duties, overseeing the deployment of CDI assets to supplement BPA operations in New London and Leeds.

Inspectors O'Sullivan and Mayfield will be in contact shortly to discuss patrol wing allocations. Please attend my office at your first convenience for further briefing on several sensitive developing situations.

Yours sincerely


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From: Inspector Jacky Montgomery, CDI.
To: COCS Database
Topic: Fujiwara Group and Cryer Kidnapping
Clearance: SENSITIVE




First off, thank you ma'am. I will be sure to put my bonus and increased salary to good and proper use. I will be reallocating janitorial funds for a party at the station the day after tomorrow to celebrate.

Also, as my first act as Inspector I want to know what the hell happened with Fujiwara Group. I had this get dropped in my email yesterday morning and no one's bothered to forward me a single report about the incident. Is anyone inclined to step forward and shed some light on the matter? I will be launching a formal investigation on the matter, so best step up sooner than later.

Also, Jesus, have you seen this comm from Cryer? Do we need to assemble a special committee to figure out what we're going to do about this? Do we do hostage negotiations? This question is a test, I assure you I know the answer.
Please respond ASAP, in the meantime I am going to check out my new office. It even has a door.

Yours sincerely


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Inspector Jacky Montgomery | Civil Defence Initiative | Bretonian Police Authority Special Constabulary | Unit 24, Stanbrook Hall, Millgarth Street, Wharferdale City, Aberavon, Planet Sprague, Omega-3. BW0101 WD56 3LO. | Web: https://nn.CivilDefence.police.br | Mail: j-eddm@cdi.police.br | Tel: +7755631 230234 444 |


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01-22-2026, 11:53 PM, (This post was last modified: 01-22-2026, 11:57 PM by Guthixibis.)
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From: Special Constable Cecil Mintington, MD, CDI.
To: COCS Database
Topic: Alfie Did It!
Clearance: SENSITIVE/EYES-ONLY [J.MONT]





Jacky,

Look, it's complicated. We were at Belvedere, and there was some Vodka, and then all these guys showed up, and, and, and...

Alfie did it!

He was the ranking officer! He authorized everything that happened! I was just try'na do my job, mate! Take a look for yourself!

I'm just some constable, you know I need supervision, and I was worse than unsupervised! He was egging us on!

It was all HIM! Anything that happens to me also has to happen to him!


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Special Constable Cecil Mintington, MD | Civil Defence Initiative | Bretonian Police Authority Special Constabulary | Unit 24, Stanbrook Hall, Millgarth Street, Wharferdale City, Aberavon, Planet Sprague, Nottingham (Omega-3). BW0101 WD56 3LO. | Web: https://nn.CivilDefence.police.br | Mail: cminty@cdi.police.forensics.br | Tel: +7755631 230234 000 |


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[19.01.2026 21:28:16] DTR-CCS>Ecos: I heard something about somebody not killing people on accident which got me intrigued
[19.01.2026 21:28:34] DTR-CCS>Ecos: I was hoping to see some fighting
[19.01.2026 21:28:36] CDI)Sgt-Alfie.Howard.: You were intrigued by -not- killing people?
[19.01.2026 21:28:43] Kirishoto|Fujiwara: Just doing Corsair day things right?
[19.01.2026 21:28:53] CDI)SC-Herbert.Goose: Shall i put up the detainment circle, sarge ?
[19.01.2026 21:28:59] CDI)HMS-Kingstonshire: Cage 'im.
[19.01.2026 21:29:03] DTR-CCS>Ecos: What?
[19.01.2026 21:29:19] Kirishoto|Fujiwara: A cage?
[19.01.2026 21:29:21] CDI)Sgt-Alfie.Howard.: BIS might want to hook him up to a car battery and ask some questions.
[19.01.2026 21:29:28] Kirishoto|Fujiwara: Is it some new tech?
[19.01.2026 21:29:42] CDI)HMS-Kingstonshire: It's a new... tactic.
[19.01.2026 21:29:43] Kirishoto|Fujiwara: Ah I see.
[19.01.2026 21:29:46] DTR-CCS>Ecos: This is a joke
[19.01.2026 21:29:48] DTR-CCS>Ecos: I did nothing!
[19.01.2026 21:29:55] CDI)HMS-Kingstonshire: Oi, that sounds like resistin'!
[19.01.2026 21:29:57] Blackguard: I'm very threatened by this... um. Cage.
[19.01.2026 21:29:57] CDI)Sgt-Alfie.Howard.: Membership of a proscribed organisation, mate.
[19.01.2026 21:30:00] DTR-CCS>Ecos: come on Bret, you know we go way back
[19.01.2026 21:30:01] Kirishoto|Fujiwara: It is quite a...tactic.. yea.
[19.01.2026 21:30:16] DTR-CCS>Ecos: I can't move from this cage
[19.01.2026 21:30:24] Morgawr: Not seen this before. Interesting.
[19.01.2026 21:30:26] CDI)HMS-Kingstonshire: That's the point, mate.
[19.01.2026 21:30:30] CDI)SC-Herbert.Goose: Detainment cage errected.
[19.01.2026 21:30:37] DTR-CCS>Ecos: You brets are sick
[19.01.2026 21:30:40] Kirishoto|Fujiwara: Don't worry corsair this is just racial profiling
[19.01.2026 21:30:53] CDI)HMS-Kingstonshire: What? Is the Kusarian really bringing that up right now?
[19.01.2026 21:30:55] CDI)Sgt-Alfie.Howard.: Make sure to deploy the traffic cones to keep bystanders clear.
[19.01.2026 21:31:16] DTR-CCS>Ecos: Im used to it. They call me canibal everywhere I go
[19.01.2026 21:31:29] Kirishoto|Fujiwara: Yea and they called me a terrorist.
[19.01.2026 21:31:29] DTR-CCS>Ecos: *static* cannibal
[19.01.2026 21:31:29] CDI)SC-Herbert.Goose: Allright you heard the sarge! Clear the area at once!
[19.01.2026 21:31:43] Morgawr: Dear lord! Cannibal?! How barbaric.
[19.01.2026 21:31:45] CDI)HMS-Kingstonshire: Employing sonic crowd control!
[19.01.2026 21:31:49] Police system activated.
[19.01.2026 21:31:57] Kirishoto|Fujiwara: A sonnic cannon?
[19.01.2026 21:31:59] Kirishoto|Fujiwara: Damn
[19.01.2026 21:32:00] DTR-CCS>Ecos: Ai!
[19.01.2026 21:32:14] CDI)SC-Herbert.Goose: Dont let me put an containment circle on you two too.
[19.01.2026 21:32:20] CDI)HMS-Kingstonshire: Cage them!
[19.01.2026 21:32:31] Kirishoto|Fujiwara: I am away.
[19.01.2026 21:32:36] Police system deactivated.
[19.01.2026 21:33:11] CDI)Sgt-Alfie.Howard.: Right, now we've got him properly immobilized...
[19.01.2026 21:33:20] CDI)Sgt-Alfie.Howard.: Tell us - who is your leader!
[19.01.2026 21:33:25] CDI)Sgt-Alfie.Howard.: What is your mission!
[19.01.2026 21:33:31] Morgawr: Do you lads offer compensation for injuries? Think my eardrums suffered.
[19.01.2026 21:33:36] DTR-CCS>Ecos: *huff* I answer to no one!
[19.01.2026 21:33:37] CDI)HMS-Kingstonshire: Nah.
[19.01.2026 21:33:38] DTR-CCS>Ecos: I am my own boss
[19.01.2026 21:33:44] Kirishoto|Fujiwara: You do forget that space is not only in two dimensions?
[19.01.2026 21:33:51] CDI)HMS-Kingstonshire: Er, what'cha mean?
[19.01.2026 21:33:54] Blackguard: Hey-heyheyhey. Don't point that thing my way.
[19.01.2026 21:34:01] CDI)Sgt-Alfie.Howard.: We'll see about that, fella! You'll answer to the long and slightly crooked arm of the law!
[19.01.2026 21:34:04] Blackguard: I'm far away enough!
[19.01.2026 21:34:10] Kirishoto|Fujiwara: You got to put it above and below me.at-a-way.
[19.01.2026 21:34:25] CDI)HMS-Kingstonshire: Are you saying you're trying to escape?
[19.01.2026 21:34:26] CDI)SC-Herbert.Goose: Now now, in the circle you go until the interregation is finished.
[19.01.2026 21:35:01] Blackguard: No...
[19.01.2026 21:35:04] Blackguard: No, this cannot be!
[19.01.2026 21:35:13] CDI)SC-Herbert.Goose: Detainment complete, sarge !
[19.01.2026 21:35:17] Kirishoto|Fujiwara: Yes we are indeed traped.
[19.01.2026 21:35:19] CDI)Sgt-Alfie.Howard.: Good job, Goose.
[19.01.2026 21:35:37] DTR-CCS>Ecos: You truly are a wicked, vile, power hungry nation, bretonians
[19.01.2026 21:35:45] Morgawr: Blimey, these new tools are quite something.
[19.01.2026 21:35:45] CDI)Sgt-Alfie.Howard.: That should stop em from contaminatin' the crime scene, like.
[19.01.2026 21:35:48] Kirishoto|Fujiwara: No where to go on this two dimensional plane.
[19.01.2026 21:35:49] CDI)HMS-Kingstonshire: So says the self-admitted cannibal!
[19.01.2026 21:36:11] CDI)HMS-Kingstonshire: Er, what's the fine on that one, Sarge?
[19.01.2026 21:36:27] CDI)Sgt-Alfie.Howard.: Er, can't say I've come across that one before.
[19.01.2026 21:36:37] CDI)Sgt-Alfie.Howard.: I guess that'd count as bog standard murder?
[19.01.2026 21:36:42] Kirishoto|Fujiwara: It is like fishing.
[19.01.2026 21:36:47] CDI)HMS-Kingstonshire: Wouldn't it be aggravated?
[19.01.2026 21:37:05] Kirishoto|Fujiwara: Oh the canibal thing.
[19.01.2026 21:37:05] CDI)Sgt-Alfie.Howard.: Aye, maybe top it off with a 3.6, "deeds prejudicial to the good conduct of public affairs."
[19.01.2026 21:37:20] CDI)HMS-Kingstonshire: Wait, was it a Gaul?
[19.01.2026 21:37:34] CDI)HMS-Kingstonshire: 'Cause that wouldn't carry a charge.
[19.01.2026 21:37:44] CDI)Sgt-Alfie.Howard.: Aye, who is it you're confessing to have eaten, Corsair?
[19.01.2026 21:38:09] DTR-CCS>Ecos: I don't eat anyone!
[19.01.2026 21:38:21] Morgawr: Eh, but they...
[19.01.2026 21:38:25] CDI)HMS-Kingstonshire: But you're in the cage, so clearly you did something.
[19.01.2026 21:38:44] CDI)Sgt-Alfie.Howard.: Yeah, that logic is pretty obvious.
[19.01.2026 21:38:48] CDI)HMS-Kingstonshire: And all those people said you did.
[19.01.2026 21:38:50] CDI)Sgt-Alfie.Howard.: If you were innocent, you wouldn't be coned.
[19.01.2026 21:39:20] CDI)SC-Herbert.Goose: Solid logic i do say so.
[19.01.2026 21:39:21] DTR-CCS>Ecos: Not true, I think they're just making it up
[19.01.2026 21:39:39] CDI)HMS-Kingstonshire: I think that you're just too afraid to admit it. And being in the circle is a safe place.
[19.01.2026 21:39:59] CDI)Sgt-Alfie.Howard.: Not quite as strong as a triangle, but still a pretty good shape.
[19.01.2026 21:40:09] CDI)HMS-Kingstonshire: Triangle's right inhumane.
[19.01.2026 21:40:11] DTR-CCS>Ecos: True, This cage keeps you guys away from me
[19.01.2026 21:40:21] CDI)HMS-Kingstonshire: Crikes, I didn't think of that.
[19.01.2026 21:40:31] Blackguard: Who's the one who's truly trapped now?
[19.01.2026 21:40:39] CDI)SC-Herbert.Goose: Oh we can errect a detainment square next time if you like.
[19.01.2026 21:40:39] Blackguard: We detainees are the ones who are actually free.
[19.01.2026 21:40:49] Kirishoto|Fujiwara: They are trapped doing this job.
[19.01.2026 21:40:54] Blackguard: EXACTLY!
[19.01.2026 21:40:57] Blackguard: THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING!
[19.01.2026 21:41:00] DTR-CCS>Ecos: Yeah, from my point of view you guys trapped yourselves and me and the Samura and that explorer are looking at you outside
[19.01.2026 21:41:03] CDI)HMS-Kingstonshire: I think we've got a riot.
[19.01.2026 21:41:04] DTR-CCS>Ecos: Why are you locked up anyways?
[19.01.2026 21:41:12] Blackguard: You talking to me?
[19.01.2026 21:41:13] CDI)HMS-Kingstonshire: Should we employ crowd dispersal measures?
[19.01.2026 21:41:22] DTR-CCS>Ecos: Oh madre...
[19.01.2026 21:41:27] Rules Tip: A single player running two or more instances of Freelancer is against server rules and is regarded as cheating.
[19.01.2026 21:41:36] CDI)SC-Herbert.Goose: Hit'em with the gas, sarge.
[19.01.2026 21:41:44] Police system activated.
[19.01.2026 21:41:46] DTR-CCS>Ecos: Yeah, you Blackguard. I've heard your name mentioned somewhere
[19.01.2026 21:41:46] Blackguard: But... we're in space.
[19.01.2026 21:41:49] DTR-CCS>Ecos: Aiiiiyaaa!
[19.01.2026 21:41:53] Kirishoto|Fujiwara: Ah the noise!
[19.01.2026 21:41:55] Blackguard: How's gas going to affect us?
[19.01.2026 21:41:56] CDI)Sgt-Alfie.Howard.: Well, I figure we should probably fine the Corsair for, like... being a Corsair.
[19.01.2026 21:42:05] Police system deactivated.
[19.01.2026 21:42:10] Morgawr: Good god, it's Rheinland all over again.
[19.01.2026 21:42:14] CDI)HMS-Kingstonshire: Right. How many people have you eaten?
[19.01.2026 21:42:14] CDI)SC-Herbert.Goose: Makes sence.
[19.01.2026 21:42:20] CDI)Sgt-Alfie.Howard.: Then we can tell HQ that we did our job intercepting a dastardly Corsair and they'll get off our back.
[19.01.2026 21:42:39] CDI)Sgt-Alfie.Howard.: So, Corsair, prepare to suffer the full weight of Bretonian law!
[19.01.2026 21:42:42] DTR-CCS>Ecos: I eath synth paste! Not people paste!
[19.01.2026 21:42:52] CDI)Sgt-Alfie.Howard.: You owe the state... $1,000 credits!
[19.01.2026 21:42:52] DTR-CCS>Ecos: Ough my head, you bastards!
[19.01.2026 21:43:02] CDI)Sgt-Alfie.Howard.: Now pay quickly, or we'll turn more of the sirens on.
[19.01.2026 21:43:06] Blackguard: Man, that's brutal.
[19.01.2026 21:43:08] DTR-CCS>Ecos: Never!
[19.01.2026 21:43:10] CDI)SC-Herbert.Goose: Ehhh, potato, ptoteto. Its all the same in the end
[19.01.2026 21:43:11] Blackguard: Somehow, more inhumane than Liberty.
[19.01.2026 21:43:20] CDI)HMS-Kingstonshire: Quiet!
[19.01.2026 21:43:23] Kirishoto|Fujiwara: For god sake I will pay it just stop!
[19.01.2026 21:43:25] Police system activated.
[19.01.2026 21:43:31] DTR-CCS>Ecos: Double trouble!!
[19.01.2026 21:43:45] Morgawr: This is police brutality, I must say.
[19.01.2026 21:44:06] Kirishoto|Fujiwara: You don't say!
[19.01.2026 21:44:14] CDI)Sgt-Alfie.Howard.: Now, are you going to pay, or must we escalate the sirens!
[19.01.2026 21:44:22] Blackguard: THIS IS WRONGFUL ARREST!
[19.01.2026 21:44:27] CDI)HMS-Kingstonshire: This doesn't seem to be working. Should we just shoot him?
[19.01.2026 21:44:28] Blackguard: HARASSMENT, AND WANTON DESTRUCTION OF MY EARS!
[19.01.2026 21:44:35] Kirishoto|Fujiwara: You can escalate it even more!
[19.01.2026 21:44:47] Kirishoto|Fujiwara: At least let me and the Freelancer go!
[19.01.2026 21:44:51] DTR-CCS>Ecos: Stop stop stop!
[19.01.2026 21:44:58] Kirishoto|Fujiwara: We did nothing wrong!
[19.01.2026 21:45:11] CDI)HMS-Kingstonshire: You're in the cages, so clearly, you did.
[19.01.2026 21:45:22] Blackguard: YOU'RE THE ONES WHO PUT US IN HERE TO BEGIN WITH!
[19.01.2026 21:45:33] CDI)HMS-Kingstonshire: We put you in cages because you did something wrong.
[19.01.2026 21:45:33] Kirishoto|Fujiwara: That is it I did not want to do this.
[19.01.2026 21:45:39] CDI)Sgt-Alfie.Howard.: Do you yield, Corsair?!
[19.01.2026 21:45:50] Blackguard: P-pleeease... just... just give 'em the damn money.
[19.01.2026 21:46:02] DTR-CCS>Ecos: My money my money
[19.01.2026 21:46:05] Kirishoto|Fujiwara: I hope to god that you have a good lawyer team!
[19.01.2026 21:46:08] CDI)HMS-Kingstonshire: MY money!
[19.01.2026 21:46:13] DTR-CCS>Ecos: No
[19.01.2026 21:46:14] Blackguard: I'm about to be your worst nightmare, flatfoots.
[19.01.2026 21:46:22] DTR-CCS>Ecos: I yield I yield
[19.01.2026 21:46:26] Police system deactivated.
[19.01.2026 21:46:29] Blackguard: Wait 'till you hear from my lawyers.
[19.01.2026 21:46:33] Kirishoto|Fujiwara: Your manager will hear for this!
[19.01.2026 21:46:40] CDI)HMS-Kingstonshire: I ain't never 'eard of your lawyers.
[19.01.2026 21:46:41] Morgawr: Their worst nightmare are clearly toothbrushes.
[19.01.2026 21:46:47] CDI)HMS-Kingstonshire: I did 'ear of sovereign immunity, though.
[19.01.2026 21:46:50] Blackguard: THIS IS OUTRAGEOUS! YOU HAVEN'T HEARD THE LAST OF THIS! I-
[19.01.2026 21:46:54] CDI)Sgt-Alfie.Howard.: Fine has been paid, siren disengaged.
[19.01.2026 21:47:00] Blackguard: Thank. You.
[19.01.2026 21:47:01] CDI)HMS-Kingstonshire: Collect the cones!
[19.01.2026 21:47:16] CDI)Sgt-Alfie.Howard.: Now get outa my sight!
[19.01.2026 21:47:16] Blackguard: Free at last.
[19.01.2026 21:47:22] CDI)Sgt-Alfie.Howard.: Afore I change my mind!
[19.01.2026 21:47:29] Kirishoto|Fujiwara: By god that was something else.
[19.01.2026 21:47:41] Blackguard: You guys are the worst.
[19.01.2026 21:47:51] CDI)HMS-Kingstonshire: Welcome to Bretonia, by the way.
[19.01.2026 21:47:58] CDI)HMS-Kingstonshire: Wotcha. Toodles.
[19.01.2026 21:48:03] DTR-CCS>Ecos: Uggh, my ears burn
[19.01.2026 21:48:17] CDI)SC-Herbert.Goose: Do not make us put you in the cage again, you hear.
[19.01.2026 21:48:18] Blackguard: I'm not coming back here ever again, mark my words.
[19.01.2026 21:48:21] DTR-CCS>Ecos: What?
[19.01.2026 21:48:27] Blackguard: I'm gonna give your whole colony a ONE STAR REVIEW, YOU HEAR?!
[19.01.2026 21:48:30] Blackguard: I'M REPORTING THIS!
[19.01.2026 21:48:34] DTR-CCS>Ecos: What?
[19.01.2026 21:48:44] Kirishoto|Fujiwara: I think he can't hear any more.
[19.01.2026 21:48:48] Blackguard: WHAAAAT?
[19.01.2026 21:48:49] CDI)Sgt-Alfie.Howard.: I think the Corsair might be deaf
[19.01.2026 21:48:52] CDI)SC-Herbert.Goose: Oh the horror.
[19.01.2026 21:48:57] Blackguard: SPEAK A LITTLE LOUDER, PLEASE.
[19.01.2026 21:49:05] CDI)SC-Herbert.Goose: DISPERSE !!
[19.01.2026 21:49:08] CDI)HMS-Kingstonshire: Wait, don't he need a license for a ship of that size?
[19.01.2026 21:49:15] Blackguard: OKAY, YOU DON'T HAVE TO SHOUT AT ME!
[19.01.2026 21:49:15] CDI)Sgt-Alfie.Howard.: Don't make us turn the sirens back on!
[19.01.2026 21:49:20] CDI)Sgt-Alfie.Howard.: Go on, get!
[19.01.2026 21:49:26] Kirishoto|Fujiwara: I THINK THAT YOU MIGHT NEED TO VISIT A DOCTOR FREELANCER!
[19.01.2026 21:49:32] CDI)HMS-Kingstonshire: I am a doctor!
[19.01.2026 21:49:45] DTR-CCS>Ecos: What?
[19.01.2026 21:49:59] Blackguard: YOU'RE A WHAT?
[19.01.2026 21:50:03] Kirishoto|Fujiwara: Working for CDI did you get your license taken?
[19.01.2026 21:50:13] CDI)Sgt-Alfie.Howard.: Good job lads, I think we dealt with that professionally.
[19.01.2026 21:50:17] DTR-CCS>Ecos: Huh?
[19.01.2026 21:50:22] CDI)HMS-Kingstonshire: Right. Who's next on the list?
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From: SSgt Alfie Howard, CDI.
To: COCS Database
Topic: RE: Alfie Did It!
Clearance: SENSITIVE




Wotcha Jacky, congrats on the pips.

Am I still allowed to call you Jacky, or is it Inspector now?

Long and short of it is Doc Mint and Goose were in over their heads at Belvedere and asked for a sergeant to respond. When I arrived, I saw that they'd kettled an Outcast that was sat on top of the hangar, and this Samura lass and their hired gun had chosen to insert themselves in the middle of it.

The Outcast was claiming to be some big shot assassin and spy - probably lit-rally high on their own supply if you ask me. Neither way, I didn't fancy our odds of detaining it without someone losing an eye, so we went with Bob's old approach of de-escalating the situation through words and nonsense.

That worked out well enough, as the Outcast cleared off of their own accord without any grievous bodily harm occurring. Almost straight after, a Corsair transport bumbled out of the Cumbria Field and triggered PLOPS by trying to scarper down the lanes. We collared him, but the Samura ship and their escort decided to follow us over.

I asked Doc and Goose to deploy traffic cones to stop em from interfering with a crime scene while we interrogated the smuggler. Doc has... helpfully... provided the logs for that bit.

Anyways, that Fujiwara lot repeatedly chose to put themselves into a situation where they were in the proximity of wronguns - which is suspicious like, in of itself! - then they have the brass neck to complain about getting the sirens. They're lucky we didn't cuff em for getting in the way.

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Sgt Alfie Howard | Civil Defence Initiative | Bretonian Police Authority Special Constabulary | Unit 24, Stanbrook Hall, Millgarth Street, Wharferdale City, Aberavon, Planet Sprague, Omega-3. BW0101 WD56 3LO. | Web: https://nn.CivilDefence.police.br | Mail: ahoward2@cdi.police.br | Tel: +7755631 230234 000 |


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