Krampus Inc. Focus Group Testing

[EisenSeele]

Hello everyone! It's around that time of year when Krampus gets everyone's wishlist. Due to popular demand, Krampus will be continuing the Letters to Krampus event from last year with a twist - sit tight to see what it is!

Other than that, we've employed some additional slaves interns to assist with spreading holiday cheer this year and will be doing a super cool Krampus Inc NFT rugpull loot crate - but we don't quite know what is currently "hip" or "hot" desirable items that the "fetch" and "groovy" kids would like for their Krampsmus this year. While our designated prize pinatas treasured and respected interns distribute party favor tickets, we'd like to see what sort of things people wish for!

From today to the end of this coming week (12/14), we're accepting requests on this thread - and we'll pick the top 5 (that we like, and will not get us in any more legal liabliity) and have those as potenital gift drops!

One request per person, please ~ and remember! Krampus knows when you are sleeping, we know when you're awake, and we're selling your data to your local governments to circumvent any constitutional rights to privacy you may or may not have, so be good for goodness sake!

Also, requesting no-no items will be considered blanket consent for abuse.

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FEEDBACK

[Harcourt Fenton Mudd]

1-
Add a Christmas present item, icon of a Christmas present box wrapped with a bowtie, and a flhook command to open it that spins a RNG reward generator, rewards could be cash, could be items or codes, and could be various miscellaneous items.

2-
New FLHooked in-game game. We allready have dice, so add another....
Russian Roulette, max six players
/RRoulette invite #name for a direct invite
/RRoulette prox #distance for inviting anyone within a distance of 1-5km
/RRoulette join/decline to accept or refuse an invite
/RRoulette spin to start, with the RNG selecting on which pull, 1-6, goes bang, and which order everyone goes in.
When it's your turn
/RRoulette fire, and you get click or bang. Click means you win that round, bang means your ship instantly reaches zero HP and explodes. (Maybe have HP% be selectable).

[Lolipop12]

I wish that my AI drone has the ability to change light colors from green to Red and Purple same for the engine! (Or just having the same color as bloodorange and ORG omega engine)

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[EisenSeele]

KRAMPUS INC would like to remind everyone that it's a one-man operation working out of an abandoned garage of a burnt out tax haven shack in Jamaica - please ask for things that are feasible by someone of a very limited means in terms of literacy and even more so in attention. IE: types of equipment, or cool (FEASIBLE) cosmetic effects

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FEEDBACK

[The_Godslayer]

I'd like to see codenames, but like functional parings. One singular howler is like "congrats. Now wait until whenever you're able to get a second howler". One BCR Autocannon legitimately is "wait for another BCR Autocannon". You generally don't buy just one supersonic, you fill the whole ship with it. So less like a code weapon handout and more like a loadout swap.

Just be sure to remember which codes are boss weapons and which are regular. The only thing worse than one gravedigger in the wild is like 14 of the mfs.

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[Locksmith]

I'm not sure how difficult it would be to implement, but I've been wanting the ability to change the color of a ship's texture for quite some time now. Without any real changes to the model or artwork; literally just a color change.

Something like this

[Gryphon_Shipping]

Oh great Krampus, could you please swap my Bulwark's green engines with blue ones? So I can take a piece of Planet Yuma with me? Just like it almost took my ship.

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[Enkidu]

I'd love aesthetically unique contrails.

A red and green layered contrail would be fantastic.

Of course, it is entirely coincidental that this color scheme is the same color scheme as the Unioner color scheme.

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[paulpowers]

Dear Krampus, i would love bdm_battlecruiser_engine for my BC so i could spread some festive love in Omicrons with style. Warm cocoa with freshly baked cookies are prepared for you aswell. <3

[Stewgar]

Dear Krampus,

We need more cow bell!

And by cow bell, could it be possible to fly a Rheinland Battleship that is statistically a transport with the same stats as my Mastadon? That would be sweet

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