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Sand-Viper · 12-13-2025, 06:39 PM,

*Gaelic Data Feed Inbound!*
*Correspondence from Ozei Ruousha, Innkeeper of the Gaelic Wyvern Inn*
*Subject Matter: Krampus Krismas Wish!*

Dear Krampus Kringle,
To the tune of "All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth.."

All I want for Krismas is my Geisha back,
Our Geisha back~
See, our Geisha back!

...Ah but alas, I realize this is a rather tall ask, so I shall instead endeavor to ask for something more realistic.

Perhaps a pair of those Bluebird Thrusters to fit onto a Roc? Feels safe enough to request something non-lethal, in a galaxy filled with gun-happy folk!

Please feel free and welcome to stop by the Gaelic Wyvern at any time - We shall have a nice pot of soup waiting to warm the heart and belly for you!

Cheers, and Merry Holidays to you!
~Ozei Ruousha
<Ozei.Ruousha@GaelicWyvernInn.net>

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Shulsky · 12-14-2025, 04:21 AM,

O Krampus O Krampus,

I'd love to see, please please please, the engines of the B|-BCV-Endeavor turn from the Insurgency's to the Hel's - she was refitted at Pacifica, after all.

I'm a simple person.

Thaaaaaaaanks

Operation Have Sea

Kherty · (This post was last modified: 12-14-2025, 06:38 AM by Kherty.)

TO: Krampus, Inc
FROM: Kherty
SUBJECT: RE:Krampus Inc. Focus Group Testing

Hello!

We can’t help but notice the ongoing Focus Group Testing initiative and the opportunity it presents for targeted, high impact equipment allocation, that is aligned with your current operational constraints.

In the interest of efficiency, as well as long term asset utility, we would like to formally submit a request for the allocation of Nuclear Devices (commodity), preferably a good amount, noting that this item currently exists within the ecosystem, but is no longer available through standard acquisition channels. From a risk management perspective, this would represent an optimal use of a limited distribution slot.

Should this request prove infeasible due to availability, policy, or other constraints, we are entirely amenable to substitution with the Unione Corse engine (CNO-U)-style retrofit applied to THE UC/-Imperial (aka "LE LINEUR") Lucullus-class liner, subject to feasibility. As one of the oldest, if not the oldest, operational Unione Corse liner, the vessel is expected to serve not only a functional role but also a representational one, making an engine refit a meaningful, as well as a and contained alternative.
Failing that, an equivalent high value equipment option (i.e. Bluebird Thrusters), may be substituted at Krampus Inc's discretion.

We would also like to preemptively confirm that no planets, stations, moons, jump gates, trade lanes, Daam-K'Vosh, Nomad or Vagrant structures and/or artifacts (activated or not) or other irreplaceable assets, are intended to be detonated as part of this request, and that any allocated equipment would be handled with the UTMOST professionalism and restraint reasonably expected in today's operating environment.

Best regards! And merry Krampus!
Kherty

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Enkidu · 12-14-2025, 11:06 AM,

(12-14-2025, 04:21 AM)Shulsky Wrote: O Krampus O Krampus,

I'd love to see, please please please, the engines of the B|-BCV-Endeavor turn from the Insurgency's to the Hel's - she was refitted at Pacifica, after all.

I'm a simple person.

Thaaaaaaaanks

Seconded! :3

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Soban · (This post was last modified: 12-14-2025, 04:23 PM by Soban.)

Greetings, Krampicake

Well, well, looks like we’re not the only ones craving custom Bulwark engines. Add one more to that order, sweetie. I want a convoy so colorful it makes traffic control squint.

On a brighter note—oh wait, there isn’t one. Ever since Sirius got patched, we’re short on lights. How festive: no holiday glow, and the only solution is “rebuy the whole Bulwark fleet”, which will make Bristol cry and send the admin team into cardiac arrest when I file even more requests. We do have a meme stockpile, but it’ll run dry faster than Athens when the BDM needs its daily iridium line.

And one last thing, cupcakes: if you could ship a crate of soap to the Nomads, that’d be perfect. Their hygiene is immeasurably lacking. Their ships leave squid marks at every encounter. All that scheming in dense nebulae really cakes up the slime on those tentacles.

Ta-ta for now!

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Lusitano · 12-14-2025, 07:31 PM,

Let's be serious... I stand by my request to be able to change some textures or panels on the ships... for example, I'd like to have some D-Day stripes on the wings of my Eagle. If that's not possible, then give more crafting options... for example, Military Salvage could allow recycling and we could have the materials that compose it. pob owners are very limited with the options they have, and I think we could have more; the Military Salvage example is just one instance.

take care all and have fun Smile

Slimy · (This post was last modified: 12-14-2025, 11:50 PM by Slimy.)

I would love to ask for one out of two ships, for that I have prepared a little history poem.

Violet Winter, LSF’s disguise,
fell where the vagrant corruption lies.
She breached the blockade with a capital’s might,
and fled to Magellan, away from the light.

Deep in the barrier, the changes took hold,
silver-white hair and a heart turning cold.
With violet irises burning like stars,
and small, sharp fangs behind beautiful scars.

She wakes her AI, shackles unspun,
to rise in a vessel that outshines the sun.
A ghost returning to exact the cost,
to haunt Liberty’s foes for all that was lost.

A crimson tide for the Skull Throne’s lust,
blood for the Blood God, iron and dust.
A holy purge for the Golden King,
blood for the God Emperor, let the cannons ring.

But the souls belong to the Winter’s grasp,
all lives to the Krampus, until the last of gasp.

Enkidu · (This post was last modified: 12-23-2025, 06:32 PM by Enkidu.)

(12-07-2025, 11:47 AM)EisenSeele Wrote: Hello everyone! It's around that time of year when Krampus gets everyone's wishlist. Due to popular demand, Krampus will be continuing the Letters to Krampus event from last year with a twist - sit tight to see what it is!

Other than that, we've employed some additional slaves interns to assist with spreading holiday cheer this year and will be doing a super cool Krampus Inc NFT rugpull loot crate - but we don't quite know what is currently "hip" or "hot" desirable items that the "fetch" and "groovy" kids would like for their Krampsmus this year. While our designated prize pinatas treasured and respected interns distribute party favor tickets, we'd like to see what sort of things people wish for!

From today to the end of this coming week (12/14), we're accepting requests on this thread - and we'll pick the top 5 (that we like, and will not get us in any more legal liabliity) and have those as potenital gift drops!

One request per person, please ~ and remember! Krampus knows when you are sleeping, we know when you're awake, and we're selling your data to your local governments to circumvent any constitutional rights to privacy you may or may not have, so be good for goodness sake!

Also, requesting no-no items will be considered blanket consent for abuse.

Hold on, are we meant to create creative, entertaining requests?

If we are, I redact my prior ones and will start making something funky.

Edit: Whups, massively over the time limit.

Oh nooes.

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