835 - Coalition and Cardimine

[Soban]

A very angry SCRA officer after catching a cardimine smuggler

	835 - The coalition leadership cardimine consumption reaches record high
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Coalition leadership cardimine consumption reaches record high

Zvyozdny Gorodok - Despite continued and zealous efforts by the valiant SCRA officers and pilots, cardimine continues to reach the desks of our great leaders. Medical staff have identified this as the primary reason why complete withdrawal remains impossible. In response, a new outpost has been established to improve reaction times and prevent those filthy, silent smugglers from reaching their destinations. Glory to the Coalition!

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[Luke.]

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[Maik]

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001. Gargleman LIVE
69 Apr 420 | 25:00 UTC

A PALACE FOR COMRADE GRUSHKA. THE STORY OF THE WORST CARDAMINE ADDICTION.

WATCH TODAY ON GARGLEMAN LIVE AT 8:00 PM MOSCOW TIME!

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[Sombs]

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002. Prostatetic
Right now

They really are on their last leg

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003. Noxxie.Nights
Tomorrow | 04:20 UTC

Commander Comrade just needs to chill with the good stuff from Provence, cardimid is overrated

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[Slimy]

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004. Fredbot
69 Apr 420 | Pizza Time

Give them addicts, what they need, let it flow, let it floooooow, it is all just one big flooooow

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[Enkidu]

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005. Not_an_Onioner
69 Apr 420 | 13:67 UTC

Soon we will perfect onion flavored Vodka. Soon, the budget Hessians will fall to the seduction of True Socialism, which has never been tried. Or, failing that, horrendous martinis.

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006. Miner Sixty Niner
Last year

Orange fart all the way in the Omegas well ain't that a problem.

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007. BodLomags1337
69 Apr 420 | 20:23 UTC

i've reported this to Militia, waiting for response lol

battle this orange bullshit together comrades

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008. Major V.
This instant

Fetch me my sword.

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